She almost choked to death from a lollypop!

so THATS what the croaking is?

No no, im just kidding
Britney Spears kicks ass.

So what if shes flamboyant, always in the media and never comes across as too bright- shes still hot and her music is the highest calibre you can get in "pop"

Ive noticed shes looking alot better in public photos these days - which is probboly why you dont see them all over gossip magazines any more [because they only wanted her with massive spots, chubby belly and general trashy composition] but shes wearing makeup and has lost weight.

Its all good britney
We all love you.

No matter what some posters in this thread will say. We love you. Always.

And always.

She's not choking. If you posted the entire set of photos its just that the lollipop is really far back in her mouth.

That picture is hilarious. Is that really Spears? She looks like she's 50 in that picture.

is that a pot leaf on her shirt?

God,that woman is ugly without make up.

And these forums have standards of beauty so high that a woman who could be defined as "OK looking" can only be found in a chamber of heaven where god stores eternal beauty.

I can just imagine

"God Shes too thin"
"God i bet without her heavenly aura shed be a fucking hound"

Need i go on?

Yes.

"God i bet shes shit in bed [although ive not had sex yet so...]"
"God I heard she had sex. I dont like sluts"
"God shes so vanilla" [i believe I used that one before]
"God i dont like the pure angelic sorts, they disgust me"
"God shes grotesque in a beautiful kind of way"
"God im secretly gay so ill just say shes ugly anyway"

Thats all for now

No girl is bad in bed as long as she shows up.

Ahh, your the giving sort i see :wink:
Im sure they just keep coming back

Your standards are too low :razz:

Good laughs and good times

They laugh and you have a good time?

But I'm serious here, on her shirt is that not a pot leaf?

Not allowed to laugh? Are you a commie? You know how I hate them peoples.

I bet thats not the first time she chocked while sucked something( wink wink!)

Well, I love Britney! And ya know, no matter what the media or public says about her, Ill still be in love with her.

HOW SUBTLE!

Penis?

Rusty its most likely a pot leaf yes Madam Spears had a sexual revloution in 2003 dont you know, now her new lifestyle invovles these "trashy" kinds of things that us commeners all do too.

If britney spears hasnt smoked pot then im julianne moore.


Lets just say id tap
http://www.britneygallery.org/albums/ca ... hroom9.jpg [without makeup]

But perhaps not
http://www.britneygallery.org/albums/ca ... 5109br.jpg [lets not even ask]

I dont think she looks that bad without makeup - especially considering most girls wear makeup 96.5% of the time.
The chick needs to stop wearing her godamn hair up - its the only thing thats making her look trashy.

Considering it says "Adios", parodying Adidas apparently, I say it is a pot leaf. Oh Britney... how... appropriate of you.

Unfortunately, almost is not good enough :wink:

Miss Spears never was subtle....

i remember her tshirts well

"Im a Virgin [But this is an old t-shirt]"

and who could forget
"MILF IN TRAINING"

as well as
"MOVE BITCH" in front
and "VIP" on back

as well as other classics like "I like nice boys, i love bad boys" and "I AM the American Dream"

What's with her face? Her face and neck are fairly tan, than there is a magical line where the skin is much lighter.

I smell fraud, or a weird tanning job.

I would have never noticed that unless i was high and had extreme attention to detail...

so Sommie, what have YOU been smoking?