Cause we all know its way more exciting than the actual day : )

+1

the one day of the year that singletons use as an excuse to mope and wish that they were all in plastic, fake relationships that everyone else my age is eager to jump in to in order to

A) Lose their virginity
B) So they done feel lonely, insecure and incomplete

The great thing about being my age is that when couples give you condescending scorn of your single status, you can rip them to shreds for not really being in love - and infact not really liking each other that much. Brought together for the sole purprose of filling a void - and conforming to an increasing pressure from every direction. Ive been in relationships, but theyve always felt like im keeping up apperances, sure ive got on with girls ive went out with, but have i ever felt in love with them? No. Whats the point unless your truly in love?

Thats a virtue of adulthood i cannot wait to discover

I love being shit.