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Artie the One-Man Party
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Box
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Wow, you must feel like a superstar right now.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:59 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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way2go. lol
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Corpse
Don't Dream It, Be It
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:45 pm Posts: 37162 Location: The Graveyard
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How do you pronounce his name?
Eww-Bowl?
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Argos
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Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 2:20 pm Posts: 7952 Location: Wherever he went, including here, it was against his better judgment.
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ˈuËÂvÉ™ bÉâ€l
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:34 pm |
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:43 pm |
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Excel
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Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22198 Location: Places
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nice ask for his contact list
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Argos
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Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 2:20 pm Posts: 7952 Location: Wherever he went, including here, it was against his better judgment.
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Tell him you've seen 'In the Name of the King', and then say:
Widerlich einfaeltiger, langweiliger und von hinten bis vorn durch exaltierte Unfaehigkeit auf Unertraeglichkeit getrimmter Unfug. Das Kino, wenn ueberhaupt besucht, haette ich gewiss vorzeitig verlassen.
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:55 pm |
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:53 pm Posts: 4632
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xc
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:42 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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I don't think Eagle will care about a Uwe Boll interview missing his site.
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:51 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 pm Posts: 28301 Location: ... siiiigh...
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french man's next big interview: Pitof.
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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And then Jean-Pierre Jeunet.
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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President X wrote: french man's next big interview: Pitof. lol
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:19 pm |
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:53 pm Posts: 4632
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cvcv
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:28 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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I actually messaged him on AIM and said I think he's really hawt and that I masturbated to a picture of his before, and he said, "really?" like 12 minutes later. So I did get him to talk to me.
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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Korrgan wrote: I actually messaged him on AIM and said I think he's really hawt and that I masturbated to a picture of his before, and he said, "really?" like 12 minutes later. So I did get him to talk to me. i messaged him too. we cyba and he got me to cum on a picture of kristanna loken.
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:31 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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I actually probably would really cyber with him, just to be able to say that I cybered Uwe Boll. But I haven't cybered since I was like 13 with creepy 45 year old men, cause I knew nothing about sex then. I soon realized where I could find real men to fuck.
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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korrgan ur story has brought inspiration to many people.
lol this thread sounds like a ewe boll film.
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Nebs
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:01 pm Posts: 6385
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I'd recommend you that you try to post similar topics in the future in Cinemania for example.
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snack
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:18 pm Posts: 12159
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you are all losers for calling frenchie a loser for getting an interview with uwe boll. sure, he's a talentless nincompoop and make frencho's youtube videos seem intelligent in comparison, but it's still fun and all that he'll get to speak with him. . I'd much rather talk to the uwe himself than any of the many, many mediocre hacks that are consuming the film industry entire right now.
and it's certainly better than making silly posts on an internet forum, communicating with mostly fools. we all spend our time conversing with the various dunces of kj, might as well talk to one for a reason.
but korrgan's post was most excellent.
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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snack wrote: you are all losers for calling frenchie a loser for getting an interview with uwe boll. sure, he's a talentless nincompoop and make frencho's youtube videos seem intelligent in comparison, but it's still fun and all that he'll get to speak with him. . I'd much rather talk to the uwe himself than any of the many, many mediocre hacks that are consuming the film industry entire right now.
and it's certainly better than making silly posts on an internet forum, communicating with mostly fools. we all spend our time conversing with the various dunces of kj, might as well talk to one for a reason.
but korrgan's post was most excellent. Oh, shut up already.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40500
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I'm pretty sure I got an email from Jojo the popsinger when we were both like 13. I somehow got a hold of her fanmail address and told her she sucked balls, the reply was "why wuld you say that about me" or something along those lines. It was awesome!
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Box
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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Shack wrote: I'm pretty sure I got an email from Jojo the popsinger when we were both like 13. I somehow got a hold of her fanmail address and told her she sucked balls, the reply was "why wuld you say that about me" or something along those lines. It was awesome! That's fantastic 
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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snack
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j.lo was my neighbor once.
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Jiffy
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Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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Shack wrote: I'm pretty sure I got an email from Jojo the popsinger when we were both like 13. I somehow got a hold of her fanmail address and told her she sucked balls, the reply was "why wuld you say that about me" or something along those lines. It was awesome! JoJo is a friend of a friend! She's a big ol whore.
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