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Eagle
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 The Dangers of Sex in a Car Quote: Lovers' passionate pitstop sends car off cliff in Argentina
Tue Oct 19,12:15 PM ET Offbeat - AFP
BUENOS AIRES (AFP) - A couple who parked for a bit of passion on wheels got the surprise of their lives after their raucous rocking sent their car over a cliff in the west of Argentina.
There were no serious injuries, police said Tuesday, but almost certainly some bruised egos as the 35-year-old man and 31-year-old woman plunged more than 300 meters (yards) into a ravine in Lujan de Cuyo, in the wine-making province of Mendoza.
Oddly enough, authorities said the couple did not notice when the car took off without a driver.
The man was able to walk out of the vehicle but firemen had to pry his out his stunned companion. Moral of the story. Sex in car's is bad. Sex elsewhere is good.
Please abide by the rules, oh and don't park by a cliff and not use your emergency brake.
KJ
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Appy
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poor people.
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Terminator1997
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haha god that is funny
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bABA
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well atleast they ended with a bang.
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darth pimp
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the problem with sex in the car is that it's terribly uncomfortable.
u can barely move, and u can't do shit.
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Algren
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tut tut....you just have to use some imagination when in a car having bonks  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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dolcevita
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darth pimp wrote: the problem with sex in the car is that it's terribly uncomfortable.
u can barely move, and u can't do shit. Yes you can. You just need to be creative...and make sure there aren't any policemen that regularly drive by the area because its in a -no parking, just 15 minute waiting- area in the densest part of midtown Chicago.
-Dolce
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WDW04
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oh dolce i smell a story pm me please with the story. As for this story i thought Eagle had gone nuts on the board
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Terminator1997
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dolcevita wrote: darth pimp wrote: the problem with sex in the car is that it's terribly uncomfortable.
u can barely move, and u can't do shit. Yes you can. You just need to be creative...and make sure there aren't any policemen that regularly drive by the area because its in a -no parking, just 15 minute waiting- area in the densest part of midtown Chicago. -Dolce *takes a minute to catch his breath* hehe you can pm me the story also if there is one
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bABA
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S.S Incredibles wrote: oh dolce i smell a story pm me please with the story. As for this story i thought Eagle had gone nuts on the board What kind of a sick .... SICKO are you!!
Dolce, dont send it. You want your story to be all .. well .. you know what stories like those are used for.
tsk tsk ... sicko
S. S. Sicko.
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Maximus
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timothy wrote: sex in cars is fucking great!
if you have a large car it helps very much
sex in a small car wouldn't be so good
it can be hazardous but it's worth it
Tim I can imagine having sex in a Geo 
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bABA
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On a bike. Lol! That would actually work!
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Maximus
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timothy wrote: zach wrote: timothy wrote: sex in cars is fucking great!
if you have a large car it helps very much
sex in a small car wouldn't be so good
it can be hazardous but it's worth it
Tim I can imagine having sex in a Geo haha no. that would suck. don't worry zak Tim pleaze tell me u drive a midsize!
or when i get off the airplane we could do it. screw the car.
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Mister Ecks
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This reminds me of the time I had sex in my bed with my girlfriend, and we were doing it so hard, we went right over a damn cliff. Oh wait... that was a car. And that wasn't us, it was a couple I just read about. And we don't even live near each other, so we never had sex yet. Damn.
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Amer
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zach wrote: timothy wrote: sex in cars is fucking great!
if you have a large car it helps very much
sex in a small car wouldn't be so good
it can be hazardous but it's worth it
Tim I can imagine having sex in a Geo In a Hummer would be nice.
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Terminator1997
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Amer wrote: zach wrote: timothy wrote: sex in cars is fucking great!
if you have a large car it helps very much
sex in a small car wouldn't be so good
it can be hazardous but it's worth it
Tim I can imagine having sex in a Geo In a Hummer would be nice. what about getting a hummer IN a hummer?
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Chris
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I'll never even own a Hummer, let alone have sex in one.
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rusty
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Sex in a minivan. Now that would be safer then a friggin little japanese automobile.
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Terminator1997
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rusty wrote: Sex in a minivan. Now that would be safer then a friggin little japanese automobile. right on!!
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Maximus
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Terminator1997 wrote: Amer wrote: zach wrote: timothy wrote: sex in cars is fucking great!
if you have a large car it helps very much
sex in a small car wouldn't be so good
it can be hazardous but it's worth it
Tim I can imagine having sex in a Geo In a Hummer would be nice. what about getting a hummer IN a hummer? Tim has done just about everything! Ask him how it us! lol!
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rusty
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timothy will do it anywhere. you know why? cuz he's a dirty flirt.
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Mister Ecks
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Imagine sex in a Volkswagen? That would suck.
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