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 Penelope Pitstop arrested for DUI and attempted assault. 
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Post Penelope Pitstop arrested for DUI and attempted assault.
http://www.la-deli.com/2008/penelope-pi ... etto-slut/

Penelope Pitstop has been arrested after the slut was drink driving down Rodeo Drive! The police had this to say.

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At approximately 3.45am local time, one of our officers intercepted a bright pink convertible with illegal headlamps driving erratically just off of Santa Monica Blvd.

A blonde woman, well into her fourties, identified as a Miss Penelope Pitstop, was driving the car whilst clearly under the influence of alcohol and controlled substances. When asked to step out of the car, Miss Pitstop became aggressive and threatened bodily harm to our officer, claiming she had a knife and would "slit his bitch up", referring to our responding officers wife.

The woman was soon after arrested, and as well as a razor blade in her vehicle, a package of unspecified class-A drugs were seized along with two hand guns for which the owner has no license. She will be held until further notice without bail.


Penny Pitstop is so ghetto! This bitch is totally going to slash up Hollywood. Screw Lindsay Lohan, Penny Pitstop is where its at. That bitch is dangerous and her ass shows it!

Slow news week! Every time I get bored now im going to cover the shocking Hollywood life of Penny Pitstop.

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Post Re: Penelope Pitstop arrested for DUI and attempted assault.
who is this Ms Pitstop

Michael, have you seen the latest cover of Vogue. Anna Wintour did a shit on Gwyneth Paltrow's face. I'm covering it tomorrow on the deli. it will rock ur cock.


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Post Re: Penelope Pitstop arrested for DUI and attempted assault.
Penny needs to hop off this train of disaster that's heading for certain heartache and get her life back on track and get back to the miraculous and inspiring person we all know she can be.

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Post Re: Penelope Pitstop arrested for DUI and attempted assault.
Korrgan wrote:
Penny needs to hop off this train of disaster that's heading for certain heartache and get her life back on track and get back to the miraculous and inspiring person we all know she can be.


I totally agree.
I just hope she can get her life back on track.
I also wonder how this will affect her driving career. Its likely shes going to get a ban for some length of time, and people are talking about a prison sentence.

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Post Re: Penelope Pitstop arrested for DUI and attempted assault.
It's the Hooded Claw's fault. Where is the Ant Hill Mob to save her???

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