Let's not be mo-test. I am fantastic and I am a real all round catch.
I live my life by thishandy how-to guide.

If anyone disagrees with me or my point of view, i usually have them murdered and sliced into little people pieces i make snicker-cakes out of.

This thread is per Tony Montanas suggestion. I hope that will alleviate some of the ill feeling towards it.

you smell like cake.

Because u give me sticky fingers at night.

You're a bitch but that's fun.

This thread is pure awesomeness. I wish more people would want to know why I love them, but for some reason everyone focuses on the hate.

Why I love Michael:

#1. He loves Jennifer Garner. I love Jennifer Garner. It seems like I should be fighting him for her, but sadly she won't date either of us. So instead I have to respect his good taste in women.

#2. La Deli. Where else can I read stories about "Dumb Skanky Slut Home" AND a "Vacuum Vagina"? Sure some sites give you one or the other, but La Deli gives you both!

#3. You're not shy.

#4. You're funny.

#5. My dog looks good in your hair.

#6. Unlike mine, your posts are always short and to the point.

#7. Wait a second.... you're funny, you have good taste, you are interesting, you appreaciate some video games... I just realized you are the "yin" to getluv's "yang". I love you for that.

That should be enough for now, I don't need you to get too big of a head...

what...Tetris?

Michael, I love you solely on the basis that you told Ericka (welcome, new!Corpse) to stop writing 19 paragraph diatribes. The intensity of the love, however, will depend on Ericka's post length from this point on.

I dunno its difficult for me to Love a Scotsman.

Scots are better than Irish people. Everyone says so.

Michael pwned me in a debate about the Wii. It's never every day I get my ass handed to me in a video game debate, and for that I respect him.

And, to be fair getluv... if I think really, really hard I can come up with a couple reasons I love you too, so don't feel bad!

Why do I love you?


You're so talented

bitch i know you love me. i don't need a thread like this. Its blatant attention seeking. I never do that.

You have first hand experience then..............*takes notes*

Tony! You need to make one of these threads. Perhaps Snrubby will show up then.

Scottish people don't bullshit, they're direct and they will fucking tell you. Whilst Irish people are just loud. That's it. Also, Irish people seem like they are on something.

Can't argue with that.

still, we have way more respect for Irish people than those Pommy bastards.

i am very much enjoying this love fest i prudently demanded.

I should point out, Tony, that i was at least 154% more right than you about the Wii, and my skills of foresight and ability to interpret the pulse of a generation are unrivalled.

For example, I predicted that The Golden Compass would make over $600,000,000 worldwide at the box office.

Whilst it may seem as though The Golden Compass has only made $330,000,000 thus far, I can assure you that has infact made $680,000,000 and the $330m figure is a figure created as a conspiracy against actresses by jealous and emasculated men.

If you are in doubt of a fact, ask me, as i am always correct, and I can fling in a few obscene words into the explaination as well. Titwank.

I would like to add:
Irish people may be friendly, but the one irish person im in regular contact with is an overbearing, attention seeking, miss thang type. She believes she is destined for super producerdom and everyone else is going to fail miserably at life.