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Brad Paisley's "Online" is a really funny song
I know most of you don't like country, but I love Brad Paisley and his song "Online" is actually really funny to me. I thought some of y'all Internet folk might appreciate it. I promise, I don't think this song is true about (most of) you guys. Heh.
'Online' by Brad Paisley wrote:
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a sci-fi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole 'nother me You need to see Go check out MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom She fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I've ever been to L.A. Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats It's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight Every time I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:19 pm
MGKC
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:42 pm Posts: 11808 Location: Kansas City, Kansas
Re: Brad Paisley's "Online" is a really funny song
Brad Paisley has always been awesome!! "Online" is rather fitting for this forum sometimes lol.
This other music video is HILARIOUS as well... "Celebrity"
And here's the one for "Online" the one Libs posted:
Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:15 pm
Jonathan
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Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:07 pm Posts: 14737 Location: The Present (Duh)
Re: Brad Paisley's "Online" is a really funny song
My dad listens to almost nothing but country, so I've grown into it, but Paisley is one of the few artists I genuinely enjoy. "Celebrity is a funny little ditty similar to "Online," though "Letter to Me" is a great song in a whole different vein. I do like the guy.
Re: Brad Paisley's "Online" is a really funny song
I love country, although maybe not as much as I used to. Brad Paisley has always delivereda nd is one of the only guy country singers who I consistently enjoy.
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