I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you are going to hear them.

While many of the posters on here have infuriated me a select few have earned the distinction of worst posters at KJ, here is the tip of that iceberg of idiots.


For a complete list and to see if you made the cut visit http://www.geocities.com/the_anti_christ2004/ plus I would like to hear some feedback on who you think the worst posters are, please feel free to email me your list and it will be added post haste.

Hey!

Festivus is very serious! :?

Don't mock my friends. Cynthia is my girl, and Lecter is my home frie.

Oh and thanks for calling me an accessory! 8)

Hey, what the hell? Who are you?


Edit: Ok, ya, Anti-Christ, wow, you've been lurking all this time? It's been months since you were banned from BOM!

And btw, there are a lot of spelling errors in that list, as well as this:

Zach - He's like the fourth member of the trinity of idiocy (also featuring Pinkpanther, Lovemerox and Appy)

A trinity can only be composed of 3 units, not 4.

And finally

I prefer my name spelled 'zach'

I am only #12?!?! Oh why why why?!

By the way, things are going to turn fun now. Anti-Christ has actually been a poster that was universally hated. Finally, there is someone to bash uncontrollably!

Oh and Zach, if it is that one Anti-Christ that I remember from BOM (who supposedly has a PhD), then yeah, he means it.

You call Lecter a loser, even though you go out of your way to make a website and your first post here a bashfest of posters. You are a hypocrite, sir.

One of the biggest trolls to ever grace BOM (incase he's real). Maverikk and Baumer will remember him and so will Moviedude.

you beat me :wink:

I don't care who he is. He just needs love, I think. Want a hung, you cute ltitle trolly wrolly?

I'll make it easier for everyone and post the full list:

13. Ripper – Looking to get spanked, did you need a dictionary to spell that? Beings with breasts are always welcome, I’d just prefer they be willing to take some cock in the ass and actually know how to spell ass. We get it already, you like girls, although I am not so sure you can spell girl without assistance. Go fuck dolcevita, post the photos and let the rest of us move on with our lives.

12. Dr. Lecter - 65+ posts per day. I'm starting to think there's a prize for most pathetic person on the forum or something, because I've read those posts, and they add very little to any discussion. I think he just wants to propagate the viewing of that David Hasslehoff picture, which is another analysis in of itself. So while I applaud your ability to talk ad infinitum about meaningless stuff, I detest your posts irrelevance.

11. Agentx - Could there be a more pompous ass on the internet? He must love typing and typing because all his posts are so damn long and say the same thing over and over again. He must get great satisfaction reading them over and over again thinking to himself, 'hey I used way more big words than the other people. I'm cool' no agent, you are not cool - you are a sad lonely man. I mean we get it, you hate Marissa on The OC, you like shitty science fiction and ruin other people’s joy because your life is devoid of it. Asshole.

10. torrino - More for of his lack of moderation skills than anything else. Letting threads stay open even when he admits they will be closed eventually because they are idiotic, and for perpetuating idiocy on the forums in general. Slowly I've started to see a little bit of arrogance in his attitude, like he thinks he's better than everyone else and can't believe when people don't agree with him. Also, he's not funny.

09. Algren - I don't think I've seen a post of his that promotes discussion; all of his replies seem to be reactionary and have the ability to kill a conversation immediately. Also against him. Not funny, and I think he believes he is - not a good combo.

08. Zach - He's like the fourth member of the trinity of idiocy (also featuring Pinkpanther, Lovemerox and Appy), so it is more like a trapezoid now. But overall he's just a plain moron. He doesn't say anything useful, and in the odd chance he accidentally spells something coherent, he can't really back it up and he's one of the posters that actively promotes and perpetuates the idiocy by the top idiots on the board. He's an accessory to idiocy, and that can't be ignored.

07. matatonio - He tries very hard to be everyone’s friend. Careful not to disagree with anyone, always adding smilies to show his good hearted nature, all the while concealing the fact that he's one of the more intellectually challenged people on the board. Making threads into chat rooms because he can't operate an IM service, over quoting because his simple mind is amazed by all the boxes...He's lucky he has that Marge Simpson avatar because that is as close to a woman as he is going to get.

06. Pink Panther - If he's this low on the list you know there are some real idiots coming up. Putting away his freakish appearance and his yearn to have LMR and Appy slap his ass, he's overly sensitive and overly moronic. Asks dumb questions trying to make them sound probing and deep. Tries to be edgy, cool and humorous when it just comes out as gay, GAY and GAY! In closing (to the tune of Rumors) I gotta say respectfully, I would like to have you the fuck off my screen, I know its only me and I'm being mean, but your posts on KJ just make me scream. Why can't you just go away, off the net and off to stay...I'm gonna type away....

05. Mr. X - (Maybe it's just something I have against with Screen Names with X, get over yourselves) Oh you 5 year old child. I used to think he wasn't that bad, but then the half assed sabotage of BOM came, and then he got all upset because people didn't automatically forgive him. Oh poor guy, perhaps if he wasn't a baseless whining asshole he wouldn't have had to endure the shunning. The kicker came when he criticized something, only to in the next paragraph say he hadn't seen it - I think it was to #11, I thought all X'ers stuck together in their fraternity of irrelevance, guess not).But, I'm glad he did it - because now I can ignore every single one of his posts guilt free.

04. lovemerox - Putting aside the whole 'Im not a homosexual, I just like cock in my ass' thing, lmr comes across as one who thinks he's pretty bright and isn't afraid to demonstrate it. He always enters into serious debates only with the most basic of opinions and facts to back them up. No nuance or depth with this guy, and the best part if you confront him, he'll fall apart like a Thai resort after a tsunami (too soon?).

03. rusty - This guy confuses me, but so to does his standing on BOM and KJ, Democracy is something you start a revolution for, breaking away from oppression is something you start a revolution for, rusty is not. He's not funny, not smart, not polite, not anything resembling an ounce of worth. Anyone he doesn't like, or probably can't read due to too many big words, is a commie. Anyone he likes...he's damned for eternity. I guess the biggest surprise is the reverence which this guy is shown. The majority of posters treat him like he walks on water, when he probably can't even spell it. Well, I can spell rusty. M-o-r-o-n

T 01. Appy - I'm all for more females on KJ, but I'm not so keen on the vapid, airheads. Friends with the other idiots on KJ so I guess birds of a feather really do flock together - perhaps its some sort of magnetic attraction, or maybe they are trying to pool together their neurons to make a completely functional brain - it's falling far short. The worst is her thread starting, Clothes, laptops, etc. Hijacking perfectly good threads with meaningless comments treating them like a chat room just makes raises her stock in the market of idiots. I haven't heard anything of value from her, not one thing. I shudder to think how hard the hamster in her head would have to run if she was going to crank one out.

T 01. Ahmed Johnson. I know he posts three lines, and they are in red. More than that - I'm at a loss.. no wait, I know he's not funny. I know he's not smart. I know he's annoying. I know he's abrasive. I know he'll die a virgin. I know thinking hurts him. I know he's allergic to poly-syllabic words. I know he's tied for the worst poster on KJ.

No, he is a 45-year-old virgin who gets ego strokes by bashing people online using the fanciest words in his vocabulary. He lives in his mother's basement and masturbates to Hilary Duff and Chewbacca.

He should get along with Goldie.

Nono, go back to BOM and read he posts. He needs much more than just love

At least this time he's fuuny...before he was just an ass.

Don't argue with him.

He has a PhD, he knows it better than you!

He is still one. Just funnier.

Yes, a girlfriend. Perhaps hypocritical of me, yes, but if he can lose 200 pounds gained from eating all of those Cheetos over the years, maybe he'll realistically consider it.

heh, math was never his strong suit :wink:

he calls it a trapezoid after, actually...

No, actually, I don't think a girlfriend can help him either.

You're right. I forgot he prefers men a little more.

A boyfriend. He'd like you Lecter--a young, tanned, tall German boy proficient in a half-dozen languages.

Whose side are you on????





It's not the right way of expressing it anyways.

I'm too old for him.

What do you expect from a 15- year old?

No, he likes young men as long as they are under 25. He and Goldie probably talk a lot about you together and plan to take a flight to Bonn and gangrape you in a dark alley.