On the bright side, the small number of female members , means I won't be typing until 3AM in this initial post. There are two things that I have to clear up before I continue. First, DON'T TELL anybody who I've listed, that I listed them, because should they find out, my secret won't be a secret anymore, and I'm going to blame some of the people at this forum. Second, my crushes on the girls are completely innocent, and I'm sure that any and all who are listed, would back me up 100% that I don't bother and harrass them, and the few times we have chatted privately, it was business-like , and I was in no way saying anything that was inappropriate to them, but since we won't be telling them about this thread, we'll just assume they'd back me up and be done with it. Ok, on with the list...

Libs WOW! This girl puts the A in AWESOME! Whatever it is that's "that certain something" that some people have, she's got it, and loads of it. I am probably more protective of her at the forums that I am of anybody, because I don't like when somebody gets rude with her. She almost feels like a little sister, in that regard, but there's no denying she's a major turn on. She's so smart and so lady like (or "girly" if you will), and she's got a wicked sense of humor that she hides far too often these days. She never acknowledges my flirtatious shannanigans, and will , no doubt, not acknowledge this clumsy attempt on my part as well, but it doesn't make her any less awesome, and all guys should take note (which doesn't mean all guys should bother her), that if you are looking for the kinds of qualities that are tremendous in a woman, and don't know where to look for a good role model, just pay attention to our community buddy Libs, and she'll give you about as good of an example as you could want, in regards to what to look for in a great catch. (but she's taken, so leave her be. :wink:)

Ripper Cynthia's so cool because she covers two very important areas. She's a girl, and she's a buddy. She can talk at any level that you want to, and again, she stirs my loins with her big brain. She's the perfect woman for a guy like me, because we have so much in common, from movies to music, and what is not to love about that? She's one of the best conversationlists that I've ever encountered, and a girl you can always talk with, is a girl that is one that I am just mesmerized by. Never boring. Always some new bit of excitement everyday. That kind of thing rubs off on people, and Ripper seems like she brightens up any room that she walks into, with an illuminating glow, and people of all walks of life would be foolish not to race to have that glow around them. Men kill over such things.

dolcevita When I retired from the net after my banishment from that incredibly successful forum I used to post at, I still kept in contact a little bit with a few guys, but I wasn't around too much. Every now and again, somebody would send me the link to a thread that they wanted me to read, and I quickly noticed dolcevita. I was told, since she was new, that it wasn't confirmed that she was a girl, but as the former forum lady's man, it wasn't hard for me to tell at all that she was ALL girl. The kinda girl that could make a quick impression on me, even with just a few random posts. I was very lucky to be wearing a bib at the time. I was so impressed by her, and her smarts and personable way about her, just melted my cold heart quickly. Like Ripper, she's got some flirt in her, so she can appreciate the mindset more than somebody who might think I'm some love starved inbred who pins my hopes and dreams to my computer screen. Dolce has an exotic quality about her, that just drives me wild!

Erendis Erendis is a bit of an anomaly to me. On one hand, she's got this amazing intelligence, and such things turn me on to no end, but on the other hand, she's hardly ever in agreement with me, but her intelligence overcomes that I guess, because I'm still turned on. She needs to become a more active part of the community, because she's the kind of member that these forums need, and she makes the list because of movie talk alone, so I would imagine there is world's of potential where she is concerned, if she was a bigger part of the water cooler forum, but such a thing would probably send me into convulsions, because I'm already bordering on it as it is.

Appy She's our new forum friend, and I don't know her very well, but she got my attention. That's how my crushes always start, and she appears to meet the most important criteria of all. :idea:

So there you have it, by unpopular demand. Those are my feelings on the incredible women that we are so lucky to have gracing our presence on a daily basis. Don't tell on me, or they might run away to the hills screaming in utter terror.

Any girl that you don't like here? :wink: I actually have to agree with you on all counts. We are blessed to have such wondeful women here.

^^^amen to that!!

if I say I'm a tranny, can I get on that list?

You ARE a tranny Rusty. I just bought your services last night, remembeR?

The best of both worlds baby.

Hmmm interesting.

Ripper and Dolce are my secret crushes too. Ripper is so...secretive and mysterious....and she knows exactly what to say and when. :wink:

Dont take advantage of me in Toronto Ripper[/img]

I am very flatttered.

The only problem with being a buddy is, every guy makes you his buddy :wink:



Is is a skill dahling :wink:



I make no promises

:? if only i could meet one like her in my town. :x

now that u've picked the ladies when does the mud wrestling portion of this game start?

If were intown somehow I suspect you wouldn't notice me :wink:

*looks for dolce*
I'm ready to mud wrestle :wink:

actually i would having seen your pics before.
i'd come over and give u a big ole 'stranger' hug. lol

Ciao Bella...

I hope you signori don't mind if Ripper and I enjoy ourselves a bit at your expense whilst we mud wrestle? :wink:

Im the REF!!

you can do that anytime :wink:

about bloody time
**grabs corona and popcorn**

LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Thank-you

Cold hearts a delightful little challenge to de-thaw...I'll have to find a way to keep feeding the flames. :arrow:

l dont get it....we're not supposed to tell? can't they just like...come read it themselves? :?

so confused :oops:

make note to self:
ask boss man for another week off

Ok, but to me Ripper is a delicate, innocent flower worthy of divine caritas, so before we wrestle I first need to take her hand and assist her into the mud-tub like any true champion would do for their lady.

they're gonna run towards your place Mav can you handle all of them?
surely 007 could

a butm i was thinking a whole lot
:wink:

It's interesting that most of the ladies on this list would fall under my 'favorite' posters. The only reason I wouldn't include Appy is I really don't 'know' her that well.

As for the rest of you, don't ever change! You add life and intelligence to these forums!

I agree! however I wish Libs would post more in the Water Cooler.


Ripper and Dolce are the best though, and Im not just sayig that because their stunningly beautiful :wink:

Its okay I don't know you either