Take this test:

http://community.sparknotes.com/sparktests.epl

You need to reigister really quick, but it really doesn't take much to register and some of the tests there are pretty funny.

Also try out the "Dateable-Test" and the "Jerk-Test"

I took it a couple of days ago and it said that I'll die in April 2060, by the age of 74...hehe

My possible death causes were:

9% - Alcoholism
5% - Alien Abduction
2% - Homicide

Thursday, January 1st 2065
At the tender age of 75 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (3%)
Alien Abduction (3%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)

tisk tisk, Zing!

Friday, January 27th 2073
At the ripe old age of 89 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (3%)

Thursday, January 31st 2058
At the tender age of 70 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)
Homicide (3%)

Wow, David, you must live a healthy life!

I exercise alot. So, those questions probably helped.

Friday, May 1st 2065

At the ripe old age of 82 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (12%) (seems likly)
Alien Abduction (9%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)
Homicide (3%)

I think that If i stopped drinking I could make it more ... i felt bad having to answer all the questions to alcohol as 'constantly'

KJ

Sunday, July 29th 2068
At the ripe old age of 77 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (2%)
Homicide (2%)

Hm...

Greed test:



I could have figured that.

BTW, I'm also less American then 71% of Americans. Guess I should move to Canada. Although I did claim to flip over police cars and smash windows when I'm unhappy with the government. 8)

You are 70% American!

You have 140 proof blood
You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

Compared to 124,477 other test-takers:

* 90% Scored lower than you
* 3% Scored the same as you
* 8% Scored higher than you

68% American

67% Untelligent

Saturday, April 15th 3684
At the ripe old age of 1698 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Alcoholism (3%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)

April 15, 3684 ooooooook

As a German, I should take that American test

By the way, I got 48% jerk...

haha! im 28% Jerk 8)

I am 65% Dateable

63% American

53% Greedy

I scored a 29% on the jerk test, but then I took out the things that I have only done to my brother (I have had fistfights with him but no one else. I've spit in his face etc.) and I got a 22%.

That's 51% American btw.

60% Dateable!

Wednesday, November 10th 2060
At the tender age of 74 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
"Cleaning your Rifle" (9%)
Confusion (3%)
Drowning (3%)
Heart Attack During Sex (3%)

I got 70% American, too. I'll take more soon.

Thursday, December 18th 2053
At the tender age of 71 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (7%)
Suicide (6%) :? i dont feel depressed.
Alien Abduction (3%)

I am all jerk. I don't need no freakin' test to figure that out.