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A. G.
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 The failed attempt at humor thread
Post any failed attempts at humor that you notice in other threads along with a critique of why the joke didn't work and how it could have been improved.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:17 pm |
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Box
Extraordinary
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http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/search.p ... ty+Titwank
10,926 failed attempts at humour; you couldn't ask for a more extensive database 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:23 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32635 Location: the last free city
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Box wrote: http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/search.php?search_author=Felicity+Titwank 10,926 failed attempts at humour; you couldn't ask for a more extensive database 

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:25 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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A dedication thread for me?
You shouldn't have.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:01 pm |
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Rod
Extra on the Ordinary
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It would take weeeeeks to come up with a complete list 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:03 pm |
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Box
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Mr. X wrote: A dedication thread for me?
You shouldn't have.
http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/viewtopi ... 488#603488
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:20 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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You know box that'd actually be funny if it didn't come from you
Because thats like Freddy calling Scrubs unfunny.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:26 pm |
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Box
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Felicity Titwank wrote: You know box that'd actually be funny if it didn't come from you
Because thats like Freddy calling Scrubs unfunny.
Was that you trying to come up with a witty retort? If so, then you just droppd a bigger bomb on us than America did on Hiroshima.
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:37 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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Yo momma!
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:38 pm |
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Michael.
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you know for a second there box i thought you actually did something funny [and true] by linking to the mexico racist jokes thread.
I guess I overestimate faux-intelligent people on an all to regular basis 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:40 pm |
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Box
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Faux-intelligent?
I'm assuming you consider yourself to be the standard of authentic intelligence?
Well, what do we know. After nearly 11,000 posts, finally, you've said something funny 
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:45 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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oh no, but i certainly do not give the pretension that I am smart.
Or nice.
And I like how you call yourself "we"
You're the only other person I see talking here.
"We" indeed.
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Last edited by Michael. on Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:47 pm |
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Box
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Felicity Titwank wrote: oh no, but i certainly do not give the pretension that I am smart. Or nice.
Well, if you're neither, you obviously couldn't give any pretense of being either smart or nice, unless it were based on false premises. If so, you'd obviously and eventually end up with the opposite of the intended effects. *Shrug*
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:50 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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Box wrote: Felicity Titwank wrote: oh no, but i certainly do not give the pretension that I am smart. Or nice. Well, if you're neither, you obviously couldn't give any pretense of being either smart or nice, unless it were based on false premises. If so, you'd obviously and eventually end up with the opposite of the intended effects. *Shrug*
click.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:52 pm |
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Box
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Do you mean to say that I'm not smart and nice, or that you are not smart and nice? 
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:55 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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both.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:59 pm |
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Box
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_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:01 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32635 Location: the last free city
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You both suck at humor. 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:07 pm |
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Anonymous
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Please don't fight guys.
You are ruining my WorldofKJ experience. 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:17 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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one thing im not guilty of Is abusing other users to get a few cheap laughs. Celebs, perhaps, anyone else - it's unfair.Because it's lazy and cruel.
I don't think It's right and I'd appreciate if you employed some creativity and stop bringing my name up every time you want a cheap laugh at someone elses expense.
We arent' close enough for you to get away with that.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:26 pm |
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Box
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Felicity Titwank wrote: one thing im not guilty of Is abusing other users to get a few cheap laughs. Because it's lazy and cruel and unfair. I don't think It's right and I'd appreciate if you employed some creativity and stop bringing my name up every time you want a cheap laugh at someone elses expense. We arent' close enough for you to get away with that.
Excuse me, but this thread amply attests to your cruelty and abuse. I personally think it constitutes no less than a crime against humanity. I think you should be brought before the court in The Hague.

_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:30 pm |
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Michael.
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they are celebrities! and only the disposible media object ones too! The ones who want you to know they caught herpes when they had sex in that puddle of puke this one time.
I never bitch about my friends, ever. They probably do me, but it's natural, I get the bitchyness out of my system with that column. It's like the best therapy ever.
Anyway Missy the moral of this story is stop using me for your cheap jokes! Use goldie, hes banned.
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:35 pm |
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Box
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Felicity Titwank wrote: Anyway Missy the moral of this story is stop using me for your cheap jokes! Use goldie, hes banned.
I'll use the people in the racist jokes thread  They've stooped so low, what're they worth worrying about, right? 
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:37 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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Box wrote: Felicity Titwank wrote: Anyway Missy the moral of this story is stop using me for your cheap jokes! Use goldie, hes banned.
I'll use the people in the racist jokes thread  They've stooped so low, what're they worth worrying about, right? 
yeah their asses need served.
I swear it's like some people do not learn. I think I should slap them with my immense willy.

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:40 pm |
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Box
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_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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