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Post The failed attempt at humor thread
Post any failed attempts at humor that you notice in other threads along with a critique of why the joke didn't work and how it could have been improved.


Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:17 pm
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http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/search.p ... ty+Titwank


10,926 failed attempts at humour; you couldn't ask for a more extensive database :happy:

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http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/search.php?search_author=Felicity+Titwank


10,926 failed attempts at humour; you couldn't ask for a more extensive database :happy:


:lol:

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A dedication thread for me?

You shouldn't have.

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It would take weeeeeks to come up with a complete list ;)

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Mr. X wrote:
A dedication thread for me?

You shouldn't have.



http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/viewtopi ... 488#603488

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:20 pm
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You know box that'd actually be funny if it didn't come from you

Because thats like Freddy calling Scrubs unfunny.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
You know box that'd actually be funny if it didn't come from you

Because thats like Freddy calling Scrubs unfunny.



Was that you trying to come up with a witty retort? If so, then you just droppd a bigger bomb on us than America did on Hiroshima.

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


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Yo momma!

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you know for a second there box i thought you actually did something funny [and true] by linking to the mexico racist jokes thread.

I guess I overestimate faux-intelligent people on an all to regular basis :(

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Faux-intelligent?


I'm assuming you consider yourself to be the standard of authentic intelligence?



Well, what do we know. After nearly 11,000 posts, finally, you've said something funny :happy:

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


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oh no, but i certainly do not give the pretension that I am smart.
Or nice.

And I like how you call yourself "we"

You're the only other person I see talking here.

"We" indeed.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
oh no, but i certainly do not give the pretension that I am smart.
Or nice.



Well, if you're neither, you obviously couldn't give any pretense of being either smart or nice, unless it were based on false premises. If so, you'd obviously and eventually end up with the opposite of the intended effects. *Shrug*

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/


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Box wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:
oh no, but i certainly do not give the pretension that I am smart.
Or nice.



Well, if you're neither, you obviously couldn't give any pretense of being either smart or nice, unless it were based on false premises. If so, you'd obviously and eventually end up with the opposite of the intended effects. *Shrug*


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Do you mean to say that I'm not smart and nice, or that you are not smart and nice? :happy:

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/


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both.

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:roll:

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You both suck at humor. :tongue:

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Please don't fight guys.

You are ruining my WorldofKJ experience. :(


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Box wrote:
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one thing im not guilty of Is abusing other users to get a few cheap laughs. Celebs, perhaps, anyone else - it's unfair.Because it's lazy and cruel.
I don't think It's right and I'd appreciate if you employed some creativity and stop bringing my name up every time you want a cheap laugh at someone elses expense.

We arent' close enough for you to get away with that.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
Box wrote:
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one thing im not guilty of Is abusing other users to get a few cheap laughs. Because it's lazy and cruel and unfair.
I don't think It's right and I'd appreciate if you employed some creativity and stop bringing my name up every time you want a cheap laugh at someone elses expense.

We arent' close enough for you to get away with that.



Excuse me, but this thread amply attests to your cruelty and abuse. I personally think it constitutes no less than a crime against humanity. I think you should be brought before the court in The Hague.



























:happy: ;)

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


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they are celebrities! and only the disposible media object ones too! The ones who want you to know they caught herpes when they had sex in that puddle of puke this one time.


I never bitch about my friends, ever. They probably do me, but it's natural, I get the bitchyness out of my system with that column. It's like the best therapy ever.


Anyway Missy the moral of this story is stop using me for your cheap jokes! Use goldie, hes banned.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:

Anyway Missy the moral of this story is stop using me for your cheap jokes! Use goldie, hes banned.



I'll use the people in the racist jokes thread :biggrin: They've stooped so low, what're they worth worrying about, right? :shades:

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/


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Box wrote:
Felicity Titwank wrote:

Anyway Missy the moral of this story is stop using me for your cheap jokes! Use goldie, hes banned.



I'll use the people in the racist jokes thread :biggrin: They've stooped so low, what're they worth worrying about, right? :shades:


yeah their asses need served.

I swear it's like some people do not learn. I think I should slap them with my immense willy.
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OMG I LOVE BAI LING! :clap2: :towel: :shout:

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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


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