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ok again can any one explain the origin of humans???


Okay, I can take a crack at this one.

You see, there is this man in the sky, and he decided one day to visit a thing that had these beans. These were magic beans. Well, when this man in the sky got hold of these beans, he knew that if he took them, he would fart an awful lot and that could create a very bad storm, so he decided to test them out. He said abra cadabra and threw them on the floor. When he did that, man and woman was born. From that day on, man has been farting and creating shit storms since, and that is how man was created.


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ok again can any one explain the origin of humans???



We are demon faeces, and the rain is angelic piss.


Thus, when you stand in the rain, waste meets waste and interweaves.

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MG Casey wrote:
So do you think Jesus was a liar?


I'm not even sure whether Jesus ever existed. The historical evidence for his existance is pretty much non-existant. He features prominently in the gospels, but since they were written for religious reasons, they cannot be considered valid historical evidence. The only other textual document which mentions Jesus is not even written by a contemporary of his, but rather a certain Flavius Josephus who wrote only one passage on the Christ. To boot, this passage is widely considered to be either a forgery or atleast have been heavily edited by a later hand.

Many scholars find it odd that a man of such importance should be entirely missing from historic texts and records, as lesser figures are not, unless of course Jesus didn't exist, or was insignificant.

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So do you think Jesus was a liar?


I'm not even sure whether Jesus ever existed. The historical evidence for his existance is pretty much non-existant. He features prominently in the gospels, but since they were written for religious reasons, they cannot be considered valid historical evidence. The only other textual document which mentions Jesus is not even written by a contemporary of his, but rather a certain Flavius Josephus who wrote only one passage on the Christ. To boot, this passage is widely considered to be either a forgery or atleast have been heavily edited by a later hand.

Many scholars find it odd that a man of such importance should be entirely missing from historic texts and records, as lesser figures are not, unless of course Jesus didn't exist, or was insignificant.


The existence of Jesus is not disputed. And Josephus is not the only non-Biblical account of Jesus. Tacitus refers to him and his followers as well. You should know that.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacitus_on_Jesus, among others


And of courses Jesus was insiginificant during his lifetime. How did you ever think otherwise? a crazy Jew from an insignificant and backwards region of the Roman Empire among a group of people considered stupid and primitive, do you think the Romans would have given him much thought?

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The existence of Jesus is not disputed. And Josephus is not the only non-Biblical account of Jesus. Tacitus refers to him and his followers as well. You should know that.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacitus_on_Jesus, among others


And of courses Jesus was insiginificant during his lifetime. How did you ever think otherwise? a crazy Jew from an insignificant and backwards region of the Roman Empire among a group of people considered stupid and primitive, do you think the Romans would have given him much thought?


His existance is disputed indeed. Did you forget to read through the entire 'Tacitus on Jesus' article?

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Tacitus is considered the most reliable scholar of his time. He had access to Roman archives, and his only mistakes arose from occasional reliance on secondary sources. In this case he could have been using either Christian sources or Roman archives. It is argued that if he had been using Roman archives, he should have identified Pontius Pilate as a "prefect" rather than a "procurator," but that is disputable. The more serious criticism is that the records would have identified Jesus by his given name rather than "Christus." Although Tacitus was Roman rather than Jewish and might have believed that was part of the name, it is extremely unlikely he would have selected it alone from the archives. In addition, Christian accounts were readily available while centuries of inquiry have turned up no Roman documents related to a historical Jesus.

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However, the text merely mentions that Christians existed, which is not generally in doubt, and that they had founding in someone called "Christ" executed by Pilate, a statement that could easily have come merely from a conversation with a Christian, rather than a statement of fact.


You've also got to love how he describes Christians. He calls them a deadly cult, sinners, a scandal, says that their behaviour is shameful and he says that they glorify all the sins and scandals of the world. :lol:

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MG Casey wrote:
So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?


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So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?

Well he can only be 3 things: A Lord, a liar, or a lunatic. Nobody can think he was just a great prophet. Then Jesus would have been a liar.


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But of course he would describe them in that manner. Anti-semitism predates Christianity. Even Paul, when Saul, as a Romanized Jew was deeply anti-Christian before his conversion.


Tacitus, incidentally, was of great benefit to the Nazis. The description of the Teutons was very influential in shaping their ideology.

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MG Casey wrote:
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So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?

Well he can only be 3 things: A Lord, a liar, or a lunatic. Nobody can think he was just a great prophet. Then Jesus would have been a liar.



Not true, he could be considered a great thinker and history's first human rights advocate.


Whatever he was, we can safely regard him now as the single most influential individual in human history.

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Box wrote:
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So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?

Well he can only be 3 things: A Lord, a liar, or a lunatic. Nobody can think he was just a great prophet. Then Jesus would have been a liar.



Not true, he could be considered a great thinker and history's first human rights advocate.


Whatever he was, we can safely regard him now as the single most influential individual in human history.

But then he was a hypocrit as he would have lied about being God in the flesh.


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Box wrote:
Whatever he was, we can safely regard him now as the single most influential individual in human history.

Agreed. I think he has affected every single person on the planet in one way or another.


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MG Casey wrote:
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So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?

Well he can only be 3 things: A Lord, a liar, or a lunatic. Nobody can think he was just a great prophet. Then Jesus would have been a liar.


The muslims seem to be content with him being "just a great prophet."

And like Box said, he could be considered a great thinker and a humanist. What he said in his Sermon on the Mount is beautiful and still holds today as far as its humanitarianism is concerned.

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What if there is no god, no afterlife, or anything such as?

That would mean we could have all just have done what we wanted. Murder, Robbery, Singing, Abuse, etc. If there in nothing, than none of this would matter in any way whatsoever at the end of the line.

Scary to me. Oh well. I choose to believe in life after death. I would hate to think that living life was all there was. I mean that is quite a boring theory for most. I think of all the time I have wasted standing in lines. You mean I could have just pushed those out people out of the way? I wish I knew that two days ago.

Whoever is right, I just hope I win in whatever way that is. That's all I care about. Either way is not too bad. Nothing? Wont know the different anyways. Something? Well, it's something to look forward too. Hopefully they kept the tv archives from the 70's/80's. So much I missed and I would have the time to view.


Thanks Eagle for moving this and unlocking it! Now I can respond to this from months ago...

I am an atheist and I strangely do not find myself wanting to murder, rob, or abuse anyone, although I do sing a lot. I'd like to think people will be kind to other people not because they are afraid of an afterlife but because it's the right thing to do. And I certainly have seen plenty of religious people committing terrible crimes...

Yeah I hate to think that living life is all there is too. But I don't create some fantasy world that has magic and make-believe to make myself feel better. People who do that are either put in mental institutions or are religious, and maybe the two are connected, because both are removed from reality.

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bABA wrote:
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"The Bible proves Got exists."

I hear this lame one all the time from religious kids who go to my school. Of course, I input my own argument against their stupid ones, but every time I can't help but think: "Where's Mike Ventrella when you need him?" ;)

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"The Iliad" and "The Odyssey" prove Zeus exists!

"The Night Before Christmas" proves Santa Claus exists!

"The Sorceror's Stone" proves Harry Potter exists!

They're all just books. Every religion has one. Just because it's written down doesn't make it true. For that matter, just because you believe it doesn't make it true.


actually ... sorceror's stone doesn't. The author of the book acknowledges that the characters in the book are fictitious. same goes for night before christmas.
same can not be said for the other 3 books.


And just because the writers of the other books do not think their characters are ficticious doesn't mean they aren't.

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MG Casey wrote:
So do you think Jesus was a liar?

No, people can believe in things and not be liars. He seemed like a perfectly pious Jew who meant what he said, and he said a lot of good things.

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MG Casey wrote:
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So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?

Well he can only be 3 things: A Lord, a liar, or a lunatic. Nobody can think he was just a great prophet. Then Jesus would have been a liar.
That old trilemma is fallacious. Nice try though.


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But then he was a hypocrit as he would have lied about being God in the flesh.


Did he claim that or did others claim that about him?

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Übermensch wrote:
MG Casey wrote:
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So do you think Jesus was a liar?
Why do you ask that? Who called Jesus a liar?

Well he can only be 3 things: A Lord, a liar, or a lunatic. Nobody can think he was just a great prophet. Then Jesus would have been a liar.
That old trilemma is fallacious. Nice try though.

Explain a little bit...


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Groucho wrote:
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But then he was a hypocrit as he would have lied about being God in the flesh.


Did he claim that or did others claim that about him?

Good point. I don't know right now if he actually said that he was, but he did act that way. I have something to do now.


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MG Casey wrote:
But then he was a hypocrit as he would have lied about being God in the flesh.



Oh no, not at all. In order for someone to be a liar, (s)he must know that what (s)he is saying is not true. There is no evidence to suggest that Jesus knew that he was not the Son of God, or that the ideas he espoused were wrong. According to all of the accounts we have of him and his life, he died for his beliefs. It is extremely difficult to believe that someone would die for something they did not believe in.

Saying that Jesus is a liar is like saying that Plato is a liar for believing in his Theory of Forms, or that Dante is an idiot for believing in an afterlife. Being proven wrong, if they are wrong, does not make any of them liars.

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I can see your point.


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Groucho wrote:
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MikeQ. wrote:
"The Bible proves Got exists."

I hear this lame one all the time from religious kids who go to my school. Of course, I input my own argument against their stupid ones, but every time I can't help but think: "Where's Mike Ventrella when you need him?" ;)

PEACE, Mike ;)


"The Iliad" and "The Odyssey" prove Zeus exists!

"The Night Before Christmas" proves Santa Claus exists!

"The Sorceror's Stone" proves Harry Potter exists!

They're all just books. Every religion has one. Just because it's written down doesn't make it true. For that matter, just because you believe it doesn't make it true.


actually ... sorceror's stone doesn't. The author of the book acknowledges that the characters in the book are fictitious. same goes for night before christmas.
same can not be said for the other 3 books.


And just because the writers of the other books do not think their characters are ficticious doesn't mean they aren't.


true .. but what i'm trying to point out is that you cannot group the 2 together. while we know for a fact that the entire world created in harry potter, the lives and experiences are completely ficticious, no amount of investigation is actually required to prove it so. The other books on the other hand, are a different matter altogether. Hence the grouping is compeltely invalid.

its like saying tom cruise in drags proves hes a woman while a person whos sexuality is very questionable is as well and grouping them both together.


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Box wrote:
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But then he was a hypocrit as he would have lied about being God in the flesh.



Oh no, not at all. In order for someone to be a liar, (s)he must know that what (s)he is saying is not true. There is no evidence to suggest that Jesus knew that he was not the Son of God, or that the ideas he espoused were wrong. According to all of the accounts we have of him and his life, he died for his beliefs. It is extremely difficult to believe that someone would die for something they did not believe in.

Saying that Jesus is a liar is like saying that Plato is a liar for believing in his Theory of Forms, or that Dante is an idiot for believing in an afterlife. Being proven wrong, if they are wrong, does not make any of them liars.

Jesus most likely never existed anyways... no proof. And all the "proof" is flimsy at best. And even if he did exist, he did not die for what he believed in; he died because the state killed him.


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true .. but what i'm trying to point out is that you cannot group the 2 together. while we know for a fact that the entire world created in harry potter, the lives and experiences are completely ficticious, no amount of investigation is actually required to prove it so. The other books on the other hand, are a different matter altogether. Hence the grouping is compeltely invalid.


Nah. To me they're all just works of fiction, but I see what your point is. :adr:

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Groucho wrote:
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true .. but what i'm trying to point out is that you cannot group the 2 together. while we know for a fact that the entire world created in harry potter, the lives and experiences are completely ficticious, no amount of investigation is actually required to prove it so. The other books on the other hand, are a different matter altogether. Hence the grouping is compeltely invalid.
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Nah. To me they're all just works of fiction, but I see what your point is. :adr:


true .. what you believe at the end of the day is very different. much like many believed over 3 years ago that WMD were fiction yet others believed they weren't. now we all have a better understanding and can truly say they are. such cannot be said about the bible at the moment.


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