A musical interlude provided by Girls Can't Catch

Name: MikeQ

Rank: 12
Profile: Low Participation, High Visibility
Salary: $10m
Last Year: N/A
Highest Charting: 12
Celebrity Mirror: Channing Tatum

Dreamboat cleanup on aisle sexy! It's MikeQ and as we gaze into those deep, sexy, blue eyes and ponder the strength of his rugged angular jaw, we forget what we are supposed to be writing....

Oh right, powerlist, okay, on it.
A BOM Legend for sure, MikeQ is a name that all generations of Kjers know, maybe new members will be resentful at his presence so high up in the list when they post on a daily basis, but Mike has done what any good power player should - set the connections with the other power players and left the site begging for more.

KJ elections suddenly very quickly pushed MikeQ as a favourite for the position despite him being hardly present. Another defining moment for him since the former powerlist was meeting the raw sex that is Tim Morgan; who had only gushy things to say (I believe 'He has a strong sexual presence' came up in a topic once)

Strong sexual presence indeed. It also helps he is a genuinely nice guy living life to the max. You've won our respect MikeQ, revel in our adoration! And if you are ever in Scotland, you know, sleep with me.

hmm, I didn't think about MikeQ. If I had to guess now, I'd say #1-11 include (in no order)
timothy
Corpse
Christian
Libs
loyalfromlondon
Snrub
getluv
Dr. Lecter

+ 3 others

Snrub has already been

All this is SO SO SO TRUE. I fucking love both of them.

Name: TonyMontana

Rank: 11
Profile: Low Participation, High Legend, Jester
Salary: $12m
Last Year: N/A
Highest Charting: 11
Celebrity Mirror: Adam Sandler

Calm down Snrub and Tony, you guys both know you did wrong this year - as class clowns you guys are here to entertain us all, and if you don't post - how can you entertain us? Like so many class clowns before have learned, if they stop pulling the tricks their popularity can slide. It's called comedy actors trying to do drama. It's called the kid who put wet tampons in the teachers underwear in English class trying to suddenly become a serious musician. The things do not work!

So i'll tell you now Tony, you not posting enough is not working for us. We are not amused. Try harder. Post more. Your legend can be salvaged . It was thought you dropping off the last power list might have taught you a valuable lesson, clearly not.

Indeed the decline of the gamer clique had damaged Tony, but just when the sites hitting rock bottom (known as Libs quoting lyrics) Tony pops in to drop a LOLbomb. Not enough LOLbombs, right now if we were nagasaki you'd only have lolbombed a bell-tower, there is a massace of LOLBombs waiting to happen Tony!

Tony should also serious consider posting NUDEZ of his hot wife if he wants to maintain some cred. Is the gamer forum even still ALIVE?

An interlude presented by Amelle and Tinchy Stryder

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ps. mikeq's was also HILARIOUS
so perfect
he will love it
and sleep with you in return
your plan has worked
lucky skank

Tim

This is so cool! Michael you are a genius.

is top ten happening tonight? quick! someone was snubbed and i wanna know who.

lol i knew id spelled something wrong.
Crosword.
annoying

I very much agree that TonyMontana should post more. And MikeQ, too!

I have finally cracked the secret formula for making the top 10! I used to think it involved sex with Michael (hence getluv's eventual high placement), but looking over the evidence, it shows us the following:

- I posted pretty heavily last year, and couldn't even crack the top 25.
- I don't post nearly as much this year, and I make #11.
- There was little to no sex between Michael and I over the past year.

Therefore, posting a slight bit less this year might enable me to crack the top 10.

Either way, I'm ecstatic over my 11th place showing. I can now begin to exert my power over #12-#25. I haven't yet decided who I'll pick to give me a sponge bath, but I'm leaning toward Argos.

I hate to state the obvious, but I won't be socializing anymore with people who were ranked #20-#25 (or those who don't make the list at all). It's really beneath me. To save yourself embarrassment, please refrain from addressing me unless you are #19 or higher.

michael forgot you last year, i think.

troofiness in the above post.

Tony was omitted because i lost the list last year then when i recovered it i had still lost half, therefore he was accidentally erased.

forgetting police academy penis? that is a felony!

Tim

and a month and nine days later...

Libs is having a great year, I think she's #1.

After all, Libs did single-handedly make Hal Sparks the American Idol champion. That's fuckin' power.

Listen kiddo these little blurbs and pictures take time to get together. If the forum was more user-friendly in the posting process the formatting would be a LOT quicker.

In addition, do you know how long it takes for applying for a media job? I spent four solid days this week getting together my Channel 4 application. FOUR DAYS. ALL DAY. ALL NIGHT.

And then, i get some free time sometimes, and i want to go out, or go work out, or live life.
The forum comes second. It is leisure time.

no need to rip into me just because i'm dying to know the fourteen posters who you allege are better than McSteamy

This is true. Bow down, bitches.

Also, while he does slightly resemble Hal Sparks, Hal Sparks is like a 4...he's more like an infinity out of 10.