oh you bitch!

APPROVED.

That's hot.

I love being a bitch!

lets make michael really mad and make hot love in his own thread

APPROVED THROUGH THE ROOF!!!

*cries*

in my pants!

yay bitcch

*garbled noises of hot, passionate gay love*

Yessir.

now... as hard as you can, i want you to...

aww, you know the drill.....

STOP WITH THE MAN LOVE PLEASE! THERE ARE CHILDREN!

Yessir.

*takes rusty DOWN*

Any children reading this thread are really fucked up.

I must say that hilary duff does look awfully fugly now-a-days. She was just halfugly but now she's gone the whole nine yards into fuglytown.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard



Your mother sucks cock in hell!

what is your damage?

THE LOTION AND THE BOTTLE!!!!! THE LOTION!!!

take this to the CONVERSATION THREAD DAMNIT!

...OR SHE GETS THE HOSE! HMM?!?!


fine.

what's wrong with this thread?

Silence of the Lambs

yay

Salamimi breaks records.

If your penis is NOT small; then you'll read this article at the Deli. Maybe even leave a comment or two if your feeling crazy. Includes funny image of Mariah Carey being a sexy sausage.

You know what they say; can't teach an <strike>old sausage</strike> a seasoned diva new tricks. But whatever tricks shes been hiding in that tiny vaccumm between her salami goodness and her airtight wrapper seem to have been enough to make Mariah Carey jaw droppingly massive again. I mean that in the music sense; and definately not in the " she is so huge that dresses cannot hold her in[that obese whale]" sense.



If Mariah Carey sells any more records they may have to whip Bai-Ling into wearing clothes and joining Jet Li and Kelly Hu in the disc pressing factory. Because everyone knows only asian people can create records, clothing, aromas, glassware, furniture, dvds, televisions, any electronic item, lenses, hair products, beauty products, exercise items, buildings, cellphones, computer accesories, computers and robots designed for mass chart domination.

That reminds me about an awesome reality TV show pitch Im sending to FOX right now. The deal is I get Ryan Seacrest to send a really fat male celebrity like the medical marvel John Goodman and a really crack addicted female celebrity with 0 social tact like say...Hilary Duff to a Chinese CD Press factory where they would switch places with two moderately dumpy, unfeasibly grumpy Chinese women for a month. The beauty of this is that we get to see a grumpy old Asian woman starring as a can of beans called "Sunshine Goodness" in Hilary Duffs new movie, and another grump asian starring in bad movies no one even cares about any more. Meanwhile a sweaty Hilary Duff rummages through a pile of CDS to find her veneers which have fallen out. Shes dripping with sweat, her frizzy hair barely intact whilst John Goodman is being a little too "touchy feely" when trying to help her find her horse teeth. Which appear in the CD cover for Mariah Carey's "Shake it Off"

God bless Mariah Carey, and Asia.

Colin Farrell is Polly Prissy Pants!
The same story at The Deli. With an image of Colin Farrell looking totally NOT homosexual AT ALL.

According to IMDB, Colin Farrell likes to parade around his mothers bedroom wearing her bra and panties whilst singing "Like a Virgin" in the mirror with a hairbrush and applying lipstick to his cheeks for that rouge effect. But In Colin Ferrelchild's defense - who dosen't like to parade around their mothers bedroom wearing her bra and patnies whilst singing "Like a Virgin" in the mirror with a hairbrush and using lipstick for that pumped cheek effect? Thought so, you sicko.



Well I think this pretty much confirms what everyones thinking. Colin Farrell is Polly Prissy Pants in a top secret Irish hardman disguise and this story does totally not confirm the well known rumour that Colin Farrell and Joel Schumaker had a more-than-professional relationship. I'd seriously question how much of a "Childhood Friend" Peter Barry is if he calls Colin Farrell "a sissy". But i know what Colin must feel like; when my friends aren't around I tell everyone they are twatfaced cockjockeys and doucheflavoured assbags. But calling someone a sissy behind his back [except in a way that hes almost certain to find out, along with the rest of the world] is pretty low. Its almost like me revealing that XXX XXXXXX, the famous actor is gay. Note the use of X's to hide the actors true identity. But hes totally gay. Like, if he could BE any gayer he might be Richard Simmons. And Richard Simmons is such a douche.

But anyone whos surprised that Colin Farrell isn't having rampant sex with women across Hollywood every night; and Is actually a posh pussy who got beaten up by his female co-stars like Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie. I mean; how many Irish Hardmen do you see starring in two movies with homosexual themes in the space of a year? Eh? Well? How many? Yeah I counted 19 too.

LOL. Pretty funny!
Is that an actual pic of Farrell in The Delhi 'Read More' part? Or something photoshopped?

your commentary on XXX XXXXXX made this one stand out a bit. Totally agree!

Nope, its an original image of Colin Farrell from his "early modelling days" when he apparently didn't care about looking really, really gay.

Tara Reid is robbed by gypsies!
Click title to see tara reid WITH a gyspy.....MONKEY!

The always reliable"ContactMusic" reports....



Now considering the source; what likely happened was that Tara Reid was so wasted whilst waiting to board her flight that she pooped in her handbag, just for fun, and then shoved it into a janitors hands and used her taser on him to make him run like the gypsy that he obviously is [everyone knows that poor European people are ALWAYS gypsies.] Then Tara Reid fabricated this fabulous story where her poopy handbag contained this wonderfully "senimental" Rolex watch [which in itself is pretty sad shit] amoungst various other imaginary items like

A huge bag of diamonds
A huge bag or rubies
A large block of gold
A wad of $1m
A large Kryptonite gem
A Platinum Wine Bottle Dildo Double Drinking Game
A large packet of Stumoch Staples
Rubber glue
The deeds to the Smirnoff Empire
Paris Hilton

All of which held a special place in her heart. And an even more special place in her insurance claim form. Im sure Tara will find something that will help the pain to just fizzle away....but what?

Definately not the entire alcohol supply of Andorra, thats for sure.