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Vincent wrote: I love Boxer Briefs! They are my favorite. They make my ass look bombalicious, and every playa wants to hit dis azz.   _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Jeff
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So you haven't told them yet Zach. Ah a potentially sticky situation.
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Maximus
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 Box wrote: zach wrote:
okay, well everyone will laugh at me for telling this, but..
we are at a water park. guys are getting wet and their suits are sticky. mmm. so im watching. i do the best to cover it up, but they sure as hell notice. especially when i went out of my way to change in the locker rooms. hahah. lol. they kinda ignored me the rest of the day. they just... knew. and i was too lazy to talk about "hot girls" so that didn't help. plus my mannerisms are obvious now. my mom and dad don't notice'dont care, but im even started to sound more and gay.
i could go on and on. my conservative family beings up issues that they looove as bible huggers and i shoot it down. i speek my mind. and it makes them very uncomfortable that i dont "follow" like they do. i guess ive just kinda grown up and started having my own ideas. I like it. I dont care about what they think about me anymore ya know?
/rambles.
Aw, somebody's going to get in a huge argument with his parents soon  Ok, as you are American (and we know how crazy those people are), I suggest an easy way of coming out: First, tell them you're a Liberal. Then tell them you like Madonna. Then, tell them you prefer John over Jane. By a wide margin, that is. The Liberal thing will outrage them so much that anything else will pale in comparison. Zach: Mom, Dad...I'm a Liberal Mom: Oh dear God! Dad: What did you say??? Take that back! Zach:...and, I like Madonna Mom: Ok, what did we do wrong??? Dad: You like whores??? Typical liberal! That's it, we're setting an appointment with the doctor! Zach: And, I'm gay Mom: Well of course! You're a liberal! Zach: No, I'm actually not. Dad: Oh, so you're not Liberal? Zach: No, I'm just gay. Dad and Mom: Oh, ok. But not Liberal? Zach: No, no, I'm not demented! Mom and Dad: Phew! Zach: *smiles* Mom: Do you still like Madonna? Zach: Em, yeah, sure. Dad: GET OUT! The end. :pop: :pop: I wish. I mean, for the love of allah... im going to school in MIAMI. The second GAYEST CITY IN THE WORLD. :mod: they don't get it.
and now i would *almost* label myself a liberal. its been a RAPID change for me. but I tend to stay away from labels before ive thought about things long and hard. Hell, up until 10 months ago I was still refusing to just tell people at school that "hey, im gay". I would just flirt around it. yay flirting.
box, you rock.
and I still like phantom of the opera. 
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RogueCommander wrote: a potentially sticky situation. Pun? Yes? No?
I'll show myself out.  _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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RogueCommander wrote: So you haven't told them yet Zach. Ah a potentially sticky situation. hello? they went to the GOP convention in NYC.
its only my mom thats a loonie. my step dad is pretty normal. she's the loonie one. tries to make me read bill o'reilyl shit. thats crazy.
its my moms sisters that are the real crazies. :grin:
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Jeff
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Box wrote: RogueCommander wrote: a potentially sticky situation. Pun? Yes? No? I'll show myself out. Very much so.
Bye bye.
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Box wrote: RogueCommander wrote: a potentially sticky situation. Pun? Yes? No? I'll show myself out. I heart box.
Classic.
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Box wrote: Vincent wrote: I love Boxer Briefs! They are my favorite. They make my ass look bombalicious, and every playa wants to hit dis azz. I think we should gang rape him. :xena:
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zach wrote: RogueCommander wrote: So you haven't told them yet Zach. Ah a potentially sticky situation. hello? they went to the GOP convention in NYC. its only my mom thats a loonie. my step dad is pretty normal. she's the loonie one. tries to make me read bill o'reilyl shit. thats crazy. its my moms sisters that are the real crazies. :grin: You've never met my mom. She is insane.
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zach wrote: Box wrote: Vincent wrote: I love Boxer Briefs! They are my favorite. They make my ass look bombalicious, and every playa wants to hit dis azz. I think we should gang rape him. :xena: :runs:
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timothy wrote: mmmgrowth is hot
Tim in this thread all my growth is happening below the waist.
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zach wrote: and I still like phantom of the opera. GET OUT! :swear:
Lol, that was odd. Eh, good luck. And take your time if you want to.
Oh, btw, the whole process you're going through is very natural. You' ll move apart from your family before you'll move closer. But you'll be that much closer for having moved apart. Of course, it's a tricky situation, but you know about that already, so no need for lectures  _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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RogueCommander wrote: zach wrote: RogueCommander wrote: So you haven't told them yet Zach. Ah a potentially sticky situation. hello? they went to the GOP convention in NYC. its only my mom thats a loonie. my step dad is pretty normal. she's the loonie one. tries to make me read bill o'reilyl shit. thats crazy. its my moms sisters that are the real crazies. :grin: You've never met my mom. She is insane. haha. :pop: we should meet up for giggles
/\ wow that sounded SO gay. lol.
anyway, yeah, she is glueeeeed to fox news. 24-7. its so sad.
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zach wrote: Box wrote: Vincent wrote: I love Boxer Briefs! They are my favorite. They make my ass look bombalicious, and every playa wants to hit dis azz. I think we should gang rape him. :xena: And whom are we punishing in that case? Ourselves, or him, for daring to make such a vomitacious joke (vomitacious trademarked by Box Inc.)?
At any rate, my sympathies lie with the boxer briefs. Even inanimate objects can arouse compassion. _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Box wrote: zach wrote: and I still like phantom of the opera. GET OUT! :swear: Lol, that was odd. Eh, good luck. And take your time if you want to. Oh, btw, the whole process you're going through is very natural. You' ll move apart from your family before you'll move closer. But you'll be that much closer for having moved apart. Of course, it's a tricky situation, but you know about that already, so no need for lectures You know, a few years ago I would have sworn I would never leave my parents house. Now, I'm ready. I'm done with them. Yay. :grin: I see what you're saying. I'm ok with parting with the crazies, anyway Then I feel I can really be myself.
Oh, btw... today there was red tide in the bay which is this horrible disease that kills all the fish. and it smells. lol... it reminded me of why i cant stand vagina
= dead fish :-#
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Well my mom is technologically unskilled. She can't even turn the computer on, and can barely operate the DVD player.
I'm religious but my mom essentially thinks well that you have to check anything you do (including breathing) to make sure it is what God wants you to do. Yeah, and she is like crazy sometimes. She lectures my little brother when he does something he isn't supposed to. Except he is 6 years old and has brain damage and doesn't understand anything!
And yes we should meet up for kicks and giggles. Scary stuff.
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zach wrote: Oh, btw... today there was red tide in the bay which is this horrible disease that kills all the fish. and it smells. lol... it reminded me of why i cant stand vagina
= dead fish :-# It isn't a disease. It is an algae bloom. Very big difference.
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RogueCommander wrote: zach wrote: Oh, btw... today there was red tide in the bay which is this horrible disease that kills all the fish. and it smells. lol... it reminded me of why i cant stand vagina
= dead fish :-# It isn't a disease. It is an algae bloom. Very big difference. well it smells like one. just like vagina. disease. 
i was kj. btw. I got a 98 in biology, bitch [-X
have u learned about the red tide and stuff? its nasty. when it gets in ur lungs u wanna vomit.
just like vagina, dammit.
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Box wrote: zach wrote: Box wrote: Vincent wrote: I love Boxer Briefs! They are my favorite. They make my ass look bombalicious, and every playa wants to hit dis azz. I think we should gang rape him. :xena: And whom are we punishing in that case? Ourselves, or him, for daring to make such a vomitacious joke (vomitacious trademarked by Box Inc.)? At any rate, my sympathies lie with the boxer briefs. Even inanimate objects can arouse compassion. 
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No I haven't gotten into that type of biology yet sadly. Everything I've covered is microbiology. The nitty-gritty stuff.
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RogueCommander wrote: No I haven't gotten into that type of biology yet sadly. Everything I've covered is microbiology. The nitty-gritty stuff. eww
you need to get smarterrrr.
then you can tell me how to cure the nasty cough the shit gave me. hehe.
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zach wrote: RogueCommander wrote: No I haven't gotten into that type of biology yet sadly. Everything I've covered is microbiology. The nitty-gritty stuff. eww you need to get smarterrrr. then you can tell me how to cure the nasty cough the shit gave me. hehe. shit gave you a cough? lol
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timothy wrote: zach wrote: RogueCommander wrote: No I haven't gotten into that type of biology yet sadly. Everything I've covered is microbiology. The nitty-gritty stuff. eww you need to get smarterrrr. then you can tell me how to cure the nasty cough the shit gave me. hehe. shit gave you a cough? lol Tim lol.
it might if u eat it.
the "algae bloom"
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| Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:47 pm |
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vaginas make me hurl, not cough
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timothy wrote: vaginas make me hurl, not cough
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