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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm
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Location: In good ol' Mexico
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 Re: So, i was at Kohl's... i didnt want to scare the poor confused kid...  .... i cant see FILMO's image  stupid work computer...
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:37 am |
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_axiom
The Wall
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:50 am
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Location: Croatia
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... The story gets funnier every time I read it.
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:11 pm |
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nghtvsn
Extraordinary
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm
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Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... Price wrote: Congratulations! You just met Grill. lol Korrgan would have had something good to go with this.
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm
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Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... lol
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I kneel with Magnus.
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am
Posts: 15515
Location: Bait Shop
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... I let matty have dis one.
I didn't want to overshadow his moment with my epic cunt attitude and legendary and beloved gifs.
Besides I wuz busy tracking this little retard phag down to have him stalk matty at tha Poster Awards.
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neo_wolf
Extraordinary
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:19 pm
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... I remember once in high school while hanging out with my friends this old man comes towards us and asks if he could stand next to us, my friends said it was ok but i knew better, i knew this old fart was up to no good, anyway, out of the blue he asks if nobody minds he's black, we say of course not, then he says if nobody minds if any of us would jerk him off, LMAO!
My friends started cursing him out and he ran away.
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am
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Location: Bait Shop
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... And this just became tha gay cruising tale thrudd.
Magnus, it's yer turn.
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm
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Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... Magnus' life.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:24 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am
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Location: Bait Shop
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... _________________
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:41 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm
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Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... Rape is for the unwilling. Magnus, you are always willing.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:14 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm
Posts: 26066
Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... Not a gay story but i get hit on by 80 year old people lol. During a consultation a 90 year old lady was selling herself for an aspirin...  "Hey daddy, how much for an aspirin" *sexy smile and winks* since im working with the elder right now, i get all those types of things. One time one lady sat a side from me and grabbed my leg. I said " Excuse me, What are you doing?", she responds "Nothing, just sitting beside you and grabbing your leg, I thought you wanted to de-stress". For you freaks of course i said no thanks. but anyways... i love the elderly.
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:14 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
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Location: Bait Shop
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's...  OLD CHICKS, RUN! OK, SCOOT. _________________
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:23 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm
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Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... that "i love the elderly" part didn't sound right.
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:27 pm |
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm
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Location: Los Pollos Hermanos
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... matatonio wrote: that "i love the elderly" part didn't sound right.  _________________
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:24 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... hehe
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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| Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:38 pm |
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm
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Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... eeww...
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am
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Location: Suisse
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... Ah I see a pattern
You want to have sex with a 90 year old handicaped midget.
Well I have to say I certanly do no not meet poeople with that kind of wishes everyday.
_________________Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm
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Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... Hot 90 year old handicaped midget, please. I have weird tastes but c'mon now...
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
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Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... FILMO wrote: oh and for those who didnt get the story. I made an explanation painting   _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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BJ
Killing With Kindness
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:57 pm
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Location: Anchorage,Alaska
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... lol
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am
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Location: Minnesota
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... matatonio wrote: ... and this kid was looking me at me very suspiciously for quite a while and to be honest i was kind of annoyed by it. So, i walk towards him to leave some clothes were it belongs and he quickly walked in front of me and puts his hand on mine for a handshake...The kid was about 13-15 years old, he was clearly special needs, he talked and had a weird face, so, He says hi, i say hello back and he began to make some very stupid questions/comments while we were at a department store, like, Looking for some clothes? They have some good prices here, Nice shirts, uh?. o.O ... then he quickly asked for a hug... i kind of hesitated, i didnt know what to do, i began to think what if i say no and he punched me or makes a big scenes, So i said "sure". I gave him a one handed hug while i was leaning back, he then puts his face on my chest and takes a deep breath. I quickly jumped back and he says "You smell good", i respond "...Thank you?", then he ask and i quote "Do you mind if i ask you how big you are?", he pointing at my crotch... o.O ..... obviously i said yes, i do mind, and then the kid said sorry and quickly walked away, he stand behind a rack of clothes and stares at me... so, i just walked quickly as far away from him... damn kid cut to the chase, didnt want to waste any time!... lol ... but yeah i feel very weird and i kind of freaked out about it...  That would be so weird and uncomfortable. I worked at a video store and once a week for an hour we had a kid with down syndrome come in and help. We let him put away movies and stuff. Well, he was always trying to get fresh with my boss. He'd give her really long, awkward hugs and stuff. It was kind of funny  .
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matatonio
Teh Mexican
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Location: In good ol' Mexico
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's...  its all coming back haha... Im like picturing the kid right now...
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am
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Location: Minnesota
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... So, I had to read your story to my friend I went to Kohl's with tonight. 
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Floydboy
ha ha, charade you are
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Re: So, i was at Kohl's... LOL @ Filmo's painting. The cookie monster is the best part haha!
So something similar happened to me at Walmart. He didn't ask about penis size, but he did want to hug me multiple times.
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