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Mau
100% That Bitch
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 Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor BKB for poster of the year
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Mau wrote: BKB for poster of the year  _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Jim Halpert
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor na
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Jim Halpert wrote: bkb is 44 and still lives in an apartment?
oh and if you want a real drink, get a Four LoKo _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Speevy
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Jim Halpert wrote: bkb is 44 and still lives in an apartment?
oh and if you want a real drink, get a Four LoKo More like, BKB is 44 and still comes online to brag about having sex?
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim..  So you haven't had any trim in 9 years? Ouch _________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Thegun wrote: Tony Stark wrote: This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim.. So you haven't had any trim in 9 years? Ouch 
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Grill
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Think we have some "Inception" going on here.
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Thegun wrote: Tony Stark wrote: This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim.. So you haven't had any trim in 9 years? Ouch
But in all seriousness, I can't believe so much is being made over me having having sexual relations with my neighbor and who cares???? It happens if your at the right place at the right time and not on KJ predicting INCEPTIONS day to day box office drops like 95% of you do.. Get out a little boys and girls.._________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Thegun
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Says the person who made a thread about his sexual activities, honestly BKB it sounds like you never get any with a thread like this. And you've never predicted a film right since BOM days of 2001 which is why your first post is so ludicrous and so easy to make fun of. And a year is pretty dam ridiculous too, which you admitted.
_________________Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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STEVE ROGERS
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Thegun wrote: Says the person who made a thread about his sexual activities, honestly BKB it sounds like you never get any with a thread like this. And you've never predicted a film right since BOM days of 2001 which is why your first post is so ludicrous and so easy to make fun of. And a year is pretty dam ridiculous too, which you admitted. _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Mau
100% That Bitch
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor When was the last time you had sex? when you were 20?
why are you so excited about it, it's not like it's your first time, is it?
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Speevy
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor You've gone a year between having sex? Seriously? I didn't think people actually went that long in real life.
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STEVE ROGERS
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Speevy wrote: Jim Halpert wrote: bkb is 44 and still lives in an apartment?
oh and if you want a real drink, get a Four LoKo More like, BKB is 44 and still comes online to brag about having sex? _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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STEVE ROGERS
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Mau wrote: When was the last time you had sex? when you were 20?
why are you so excited about it, it's not like it's your first time, is it? _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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STEVE ROGERS
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Speevy wrote: You've gone a year between having sex? Seriously? I didn't think people actually went that long in real life. _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Mau
100% That Bitch
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: Mau wrote: When was the last time you had sex? when you were 20?
why are you so excited about it, it's not like it's your first time, is it? LOL. You should write a book abou all your fantasies. _________________
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Mau wrote: Tony Stark wrote: Mau wrote: When was the last time you had sex? when you were 20?
why are you so excited about it, it's not like it's your first time, is it? LOL. You should write a book abou all your fantasies. _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Michael A
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Grill wrote: Tony Stark wrote: I mean, this just came absolutely out of nowhere and my heart is racing because of it.. She invited me up and what started as a typical introduction between the 2 of us has blossomed into what might be a decent relationship with sex right off the bat after 2 hours( alcohol induced at the moment)I think having great sex plus smoking some weed with her will enable me to predict better box office in the future for this site.. This may be the reason why I can't predict shit lately: No trim.. All the right elements are there for me to do it, but lack of pussy has caused my mind to go completely warped.. No shit.. Any of you ever get in a funk like this??? W/E. As if this is true, you should have had sex during this 2 hour drunken hang out session. Has grill missed the memo that trolls must stick together? _________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Mr. R
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: There'll always be a soft spot in my heart for you Price.. RAWRRRRRR BITCHESSSS!!!!! I better go invest in some high quality condoms cause without, we could be looking at BKB Jr. which wouldn't be a bad thing, but not at the moment.. Wow.. You know, I'm more used to Michelob Ultra than this Bud Ice.. Shit's pretty potent She's too old to have kids with you. 51 is not the right age for a woman to get pregnant. Chances are high that it's impossible already. Which means you can save a lot on those high quality condoms. This whole thing reminds me of a movie "Lars and the Real Girl". Hope it's not the case here. P.S. If that's not another fantasy of a tortured soul, I'm really glad BKB finally found someone. Looks like he really needed it, cause he can't stop talking about it with us, probably the only people he can share it with... We should really support him at this moment.
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Chippy
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor A year between sex? Ouch
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Terminator1997
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor this thread is definitely headed for kj gold
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Thegun
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor So did you even close?
I'm trying to dissect the night and get a time table.
First you met and you guys decided to hug, without even knowing each others name and being complete strangers, which you took as a sign to grind into her passionately. She invited you up for piss terrible beer and tequila, but you decided to finish your laundry and you would meet her soon. At this point you returned back to your apartment and came on KJ quickly to boast, and she I can only assume shaved her arms and rubbed a quick one out as only men keep Bud Ice in their home, no evidence to the contrary. It was at this point that you then did probably 15 push ups to pump up, checked KJ again and ridicule those who had posted in the last 5 minutes, and threw on some aftershave. You then made it to her room and preceded to get shitfaced off of two beers and a shot of tequila. It was here, you said you'll be right back and decided to check the KJ status and then returned for another grind session hug. she asked you to make you dinner and do your laundry which you found "admirable." No mention of when you finally left and the actual sex. Did I leave anything out?
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Mau
100% That Bitch
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Tony Stark wrote: Mau wrote: Tony Stark wrote: Mau wrote: When was the last time you had sex? when you were 20?
why are you so excited about it, it's not like it's your first time, is it? LOL. You should write a book abou all your fantasies.  More like erotic fiction, maybe. _________________
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Korrgan
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Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor Their mid-hug grind sessions remind me of that scene in Just Friends, with a then-irrelevant Ryan Reynolds and a Never-Gonna-Have-a-Good-Career Amy Smart hugging and grinding and humping it out.
Just awkward as fuck.
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