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dolcevita
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 Re: The Forum Is Dying. Michael. wrote: ...libs is the drunk ho on the karaoke machine saying shit like "I never usually drink this much!" before slaughtering Bat out of Hell and Total Eclipse of the Heart one after the other to weak spatters of pity-applause. Even though I know she can hold her drinks plenty fine, I can picture this scenario in my mind and its funny as hell. 
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torrino
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. And, please. Chip can't touch this.
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. dolcevita wrote: Michael. wrote: ...libs is the drunk ho on the karaoke machine saying shit like "I never usually drink this much!" before slaughtering Bat out of Hell and Total Eclipse of the Heart one after the other to weak spatters of pity-applause. Even though I know she can hold her drinks plenty fine, I can picture this scenario in my mind and its funny as hell. Don't worry sister, you are the girl who is never far away from the punch bowl and who's demeanour slips from 'chirpy' in your discussions of art and literature to 'vulgar' in your description of how shit Libs' rendition of "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" with loyal was as the booze takes its toll. You don't vomit because you are a seasoned pro, but you do start talking about your clit an awful lot and no one really knows what to do with that topic, considering the party is filled with what you eventually call a "sausage fest for fairies" which Tim gives you the secret side-eye for. Tim will likely spend a lot of time with you, letting you do the talking for what he is thinking re: Libs awful singing, the general state of the party and Korrgan's slutty dancing.
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Box wrote: Michael, I resent that description. As if I'd pay any attention to snack at a party  Yoshue? Yes. Snack? DIAF. Yoshue declined to attend because he had a book-n-cuddles spooning night with trixster by the fire.
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Michael.
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Drag Queen entertainment by Zac, Raffi shows up later and canoodles with Harry outside the urinals for the evening.
Christian brings his bingo card and then is like 'WTF, NO BINGO?' when he turns up. That's okay because he gets his freaky dance grooves on with Spanky Korrgan on the dancefloor. Korrgan spanking Christian's ass to Baby Got Back is the highlight of the evening for me as i do shots off of dinos chest.
I gave up bumps of coke after someone switched my coke for flour and i shat muffins for a week.
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Michael.
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. ARTHUR cynthia wants you 2 know she wants to get in touch with you
shes on facebook.
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Michael.
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. oh and loyal posted on his facebook that he has left the site.
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dolcevita
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. I would never drink punch; it waters down too much the alcohol content of whatever was tossed into it...
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Michael.
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. THATS MY GIRL.
lets get drunk on vodka shooters, tequila slammers and whisky.
Be warned, i get aggressive on whisky.
A little nipple bruising never hurt anyone.
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Argos
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Michael. wrote: oh and loyal posted on his facebook that he has left the site. What a pity!
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Korrgan
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Funny shit, Michael. But I'm totally harry's beard. He's not even out to his parents. You know he takes me by their house before we go out for a night on the town and they think I'm his girlfriend and treat me like their Pocahontas-daughter.
I kind of figured there would be a power struggle between Loyal and torrino. Didn't figure on Loyal abandoning ship after being undermined by torri just once, though.
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Chippy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. I love how Torri thinks he's hot shit because Michael puts up with him and he won an election against CORPSE.
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Well, in Torri's defense, Loyal isn't even an Admin on the forums.
_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
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Jiffy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Yeah, it kind of confused me that Jesus Christ was unilaterally banned by him (justified or not). Wasn't that the entire point of the admin election? I guess it was more Eagle's idea, but still. . .
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Chippy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. したい wrote: Well, in Torri's defense, Loyal isn't even an Admin on the forums. But it is half of his site. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Argos
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Chip Munkington wrote: したい wrote: Well, in Torri's defense, Loyal isn't even an Admin on the forums. But it is half of his site. He resigned from the administration.
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Chippy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Argos wrote: Chip Munkington wrote: したい wrote: Well, in Torri's defense, Loyal isn't even an Admin on the forums. But it is half of his site. He resigned from the administration. The administration has not done much, if anything. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Jiffy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Chip Munkington wrote: Argos wrote: Chip Munkington wrote: したい wrote: Well, in Torri's defense, Loyal isn't even an Admin on the forums. But it is half of his site. He resigned from the administration. The administration has not done much, if anything. Impeccable logic.
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Korrgan
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Chip Munkington wrote: I love how Torri thinks he's hot shit because Michael puts up with him and he won an election against CORPSE. _________________
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harry713
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Korrgan wrote: Funny shit, Michael. But I'm totally harry's beard. He's not even out to his parents. You know he takes me by their house before we go out for a night on the town and they think I'm his girlfriend and treat me like their Pocahontas-daughter.  _________________
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Korrgan
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. You ass. You said I could have that one. Just for that, I'm stealing your father away from his wife. Say hello to your new wicked step-mother, kyunt.
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torrino
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. I should say that I'm not really interested in administrating this site if it is 100% Eagle's venture.
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harry713
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. In other words Loyal, Torri lika da vey yo dick taste.
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Chippy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Eagle > Loyal
Torri < McSteamy
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Re: The Forum Is Dying. Michael. wrote: John Savage, suffice to say, was not invited.
Maverikk was bounced at the door. As was Grill, who still managed to socialize with the smokers round the back. and what about me? haha
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