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lovemerox
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Can I be a JUROR?
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Jeff
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neostorm wrote: You be testin me asking me if i want to go?
Well i've been and come back, and filled yo momma with my mojo.
I may not have what it takes down low,
But i want you to know,
that women scream with glee,
When i unleash my mini-me.  #-o Disturbing. But, strangely, hillarious. 7.0/10 (B+)
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Jeff
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lovemerox wrote: Can I be a JUROR? No. Well...I don't know. Ask Torrino.
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lovemerox
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Torrino I would rather be a Juror
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torrino
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You think you so cool rappin' about your ten foot schlong?
But, I'm telling you the truth. It ain't no King Kong.
And, if it is, is that why it's always bumpin' into your bong?
Regardless, don't bring it up. Homie, it's just wrong.
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Jeff
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torrino wrote: You think you so cool rappin' about your ten foot schlong?
But, I'm telling you the truth. It ain't no King Kong.
And, if it is, is that why it's always bumpin' into your bong?
Regardless, don't bring it up. Homie, it's just wrong. Excellent. 7.5/10 (B+)
Can we change the subject now?
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torrino
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Lol, sure. This isn't even part of the round. Just for fun, anyways. But, it might give the jury some favorites and improve/worsen expectations, lol.
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Neostorm
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torrino wrote: You think you so cool rappin' about your ten foot schlong?
But, I'm telling you the truth. It ain't no King Kong.
And, if it is, is that why it's always bumpin' into your bong?
Regardless, don't bring it up. Homie, it's just wrong.
Your raps have as much substance as a speech by Bush.
When you rap, you're as awful as a pubic infestation of lice.
And you have as much soul as Condoleeza Rice.
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Jeff
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neostorm wrote: First you talk about my shlong, what's next my tush?
Your raps have as much substance as a speech by Bush.
When you rap, you're as awful as a pubic infestation of lice.
And you have as much soul as Condoleeza Rice. Very good. Unfortunately it does not flow very well, in fact, the flow is quite bad. 6.5/10 (C+)
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Neostorm
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RogueCommander wrote: neostorm wrote: First you talk about my shlong, what's next my tush?
Your raps have as much substance as a speech by Bush.
When you rap, you're as awful as a pubic infestation of lice.
And you have as much soul as Condoleeza Rice. Very good. Unfortunately it does not flow very well, in fact, the flow is quite bad. 6.5/10 (C+) i should've removed the word pubic ](*,)
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lovemerox
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torrino wrote: Lol, sure. This isn't even part of the round. Just for fun, anyways. But, it might give the jury some favorites and improve/worsen expectations, lol. CAN I BE A JUROR INSTEAD! _________________
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Terminator1997
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T-97, back up in this bitch
comin' with rhymes that'll make y'all twitch.
All you fools are claiming to be the best,
knowin' that you'll all fail the fuckin' test.
lovemerox a juror, he knew he'd get beat,
he got out of the kitchen because he couldn't stand the heat.
Y'all don't want none of this, i'll leave you suckas in the dust,
nobody can hang wit' these rhymes i'm 'bout to bust.
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Jeff
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lovemerox wrote: torrino wrote: Lol, sure. This isn't even part of the round. Just for fun, anyways. But, it might give the jury some favorites and improve/worsen expectations, lol. CAN I BE A JUROR INSTEAD! Yes. If it means you'll stop asking.
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lovemerox
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RogueCommander wrote: lovemerox wrote: torrino wrote: Lol, sure. This isn't even part of the round. Just for fun, anyways. But, it might give the jury some favorites and improve/worsen expectations, lol. CAN I BE A JUROR INSTEAD! Yes. If it means you'll stop asking. Don't get smart _________________
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Neostorm
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Terminator1997 wrote: T-97, back up in this bitch
comin' with rhymes that'll make y'all twitch.
All you fools are claiming to be the best,
knowin' that you'll all fail the fuckin' test.
lovemerox a juror, he knew he'd get beat,
he got out of the kitchen because he couldn't stand the heat.
Y'all don't want none of this, i'll leave you suckas in the dust,
nobody can hang wit' these rhymes i'm 'bout to bust. LOL that was great =D>
I might not last in the kitchen,
But hear me, just listen.
I'm gonna crack you, potentially turn you sunny side up.
You gonna get scrambled, or maybe as runny as 7-up.
Stop your speaking about how your going to bust and have fun.
You're going to lose, just tell me how you want your eggs done.
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torrino
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You think yours has soul or meaning? Sure thing.
It's got as much substance as a random line from da Ring.
And, about your tush. Why would I want to know?
Talk about something else you lil' ill-mannered ho.
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Jeff
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lovemerox wrote: RogueCommander wrote: lovemerox wrote: torrino wrote: Lol, sure. This isn't even part of the round. Just for fun, anyways. But, it might give the jury some favorites and improve/worsen expectations, lol. CAN I BE A JUROR INSTEAD! Yes. If it means you'll stop asking. Don't get smart I'm the premier jury member, and right now the only active judge. Therfore, I can do anything I want. [-(
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lovemerox
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All yall bitches cant hold a flame against me
Thinking your the shit, why cant yall see?
Im the king when it comes to this boi
bout to wind all you bitches up and make yall my toy
term, the fake ass horror fan not knowin what to say
neostorm, the passion fanataic sellin his soul on ebay
Dolce, the woman of the group, cant hold this shit
Watch out yall, torrino's bout to take another hit
Ill leave this now, all you bitches in check
Ill be out back smokin my victory cigare up on my deck
SO say what you will, try to come at me with more
All you losahs know, you aint nuttin but whores
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Jeff
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neostorm wrote: LOL that was great =D>
I might not last in the kitchen,
But hear me, just listen.
I'm gonna crack you, potentially turn you sunny side up.
You gonna get scrambled, or maybe as runny as 7-up.
Stop your speaking about how your going to bust and have fun.
You're going to lose, just tell me how you want your eggs done. Good. Your best thus far. 7.95/10 (B+)
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torrino wrote: You think yours has soul or meaning? Sure thing.
It's got as much substance as a random line from da Ring.
And, about your tush. Why would I want to know?
Talk about something else you lil' ill-mannered ho. Excellent. Flows well, quite funny. 8.5/10 (A-)
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Jeff
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Terminator1997 wrote: T-97, back up in this bitch
comin' with rhymes that'll make y'all twitch.
All you fools are claiming to be the best,
knowin' that you'll all fail the fuckin' test.
lovemerox a juror, he knew he'd get beat,
he got out of the kitchen because he couldn't stand the heat.
Y'all don't want none of this, i'll leave you suckas in the dust,
nobody can hang wit' these rhymes i'm 'bout to bust. Great. The best of the best. 9.995/10 (A+)
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Jeff
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lovemerox wrote: All yall bitches cant hold a flame against me
Thinking your the shit, why cant yall see?
Im the king when it comes to this boi
bout to wind all you bitches up and make yall my toy
term, the fake ass horror fan not knowin what to say
neostorm, the passion fanataic sellin his soul on ebay
Dolce, the woman of the group, cant hold this shit
Watch out yall, torrino's bout to take another hit
Ill leave this now, all you bitches in check
Ill be out back smokin my victory cigare up on my deck
SO say what you will, try to come at me with more
All you losahs know, you aint nuttin but whores Mediocre at best. Starts out great but loses intensity quite fast. 6.5/10 (C+)
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lovemerox
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RogueCommander wrote: lovemerox wrote: All yall bitches cant hold a flame against me
Thinking your the shit, why cant yall see?
Im the king when it comes to this boi
bout to wind all you bitches up and make yall my toy
term, the fake ass horror fan not knowin what to say
neostorm, the passion fanataic sellin his soul on ebay
Dolce, the woman of the group, cant hold this shit
Watch out yall, torrino's bout to take another hit
Ill leave this now, all you bitches in check
Ill be out back smokin my victory cigare up on my deck
SO say what you will, try to come at me with more
All you losahs know, you aint nuttin but whores Mediocre at best. Starts out great but loses intensity quite fast. 6.5/10 (C+) When does it start to suck? _________________
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Jeff
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Thinking your the shit, why cant yall see? -- good
Im the king when it comes to this boi
bout to wind all you bitches up and make yall my toy-- good comeback line
term, the fake ass horror fan not knowin what to say-- good, but slightly silly
neostorm, the passion fanataic sellin his soul on ebay
Dolce, the woman of the group, cant hold this shit
Watch out yall, torrino's bout to take another hit --too many of the raps involve insults that it gets old fast
Ill leave this now, all you bitches in check
Ill be out back smokin my victory cigare up on my deck
SO say what you will, try to come at me with more
All you losahs know, you aint nuttin but whores --is that all you were smoking?
As I said...Mediocre at best. Starts out great but loses intensity quite fast. 6.5/10 (C+)
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lovemerox
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^^^thanks!
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