Hey, it's a pity post of the day. You know, to make me feel better.

I'll be back to normal in a few months and then you can get the posts of the day again.

LOL! I meant whenever he does "POST OF THE DAY!" I uncontrollably laugh.

But laughter is the best medicine, so they say. "They" being medical text books required for med school.

What?! No one brought up Sex at all in this thread, Magnus.

Jeez, you have a one track mind.

King Phillip Came Over For Good Sex.

*hides*

Oh man, that's going in my sig.

Mine was a one day family orientation, so being that my parents don't go to anything ever I felt very out of place and talked to the one other person there alone, he and I are still friends till this day.

Then the freshmen arrived a weekend earlier then he upperclassmen for an orentation type thing after we moved in for the fall, that was stupid. Funny story, partly why I was so anti-Brown University in my senior year of high school was the guy who worked there and was in charge of the recruitment weekend that I found offensive (this weekend is what convincedme not to go there). My first weekend at the college I picked over Brown, the dude is there, he was left Brown because the school I picked offered him a more senior position. The bastard followed me, he planned my crap weekend Freshmen orientation.

When I transferred I had a quick no nonsense orientation, colleges don't care about you when you transfer, so there is no dicking around.

whats wrong with talking about sex?

I can't believe you people are forced to go on orientations. I was given a map and a schedule and it was up to me to find out where i had to go.

Are Americans that retarded?

At any point, you can sttop wasting your time on a message board full of "retard Americans."

retarded enough to be the most powerful nation of all time.

My college orientation is FOUR days.

*sigh*

And I don't even know what I'm doing.

Of all time? I doubt that. You're forgetting all of history, which included the Roman Empire and the Egyptians. I would argue that they were more powerful than present-day America.

We're great people, aren't we?

My orientation, from which I just back yesterday, was actually quite helpful. I felt kind of lost going in, but I'm pretty much set now.

Go Longhorns!!!, by the way.

There the door, you'll be 18 soon no time like the present to leave, we really won't miss you.

I attended my orientation yesterday. It actually was surpisingly interesting, I met some cool people (including some Facebook friends), and I feel much more comfortable now about attending my college.