32% Jerk
62% Dateable

71% Dateable

Haha...good site Artur.

My date of death: Friday, December 7, 2063 at the age of 79

12% Alcoholism
10% Cancer
7% "Cleaning your Rifle"
7% Alien Abduction

They're 8% certain i'm a woman.

Friday, May 24th 2069
At the ripe old age of 80 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)

Does "Cleaning your rifle" stand for something? I don't think I wanna know...

LOL!!

i "Clean my rifle" quite often

Might wanna be careful because they can be dangerous, especially if shot at the wrong target. :wink:

I'm going to die March 5th, 2067, being 79 years old. I have a 3% chance of drowning and that's it.

Thursday, June 11th 2043
At the tender age of 55 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (18%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Horrible Accident (4%)


what if I drown while under the influence? where does that fall into?

lol the age of 55....nice....

Geesh, Rusty, you're in bad shape.
Me, I'm not much better off.

Sunday, September 5th 2032
At the tender age of 63 years old.

Most likely from cleaning my rifle or alien abduction. So perhaps, I'll be cleaning my rifle when I get abducted.

39% jerk...lol

I'll take the death test later, cool site, though.

ou are 73% American!

You have 146 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey.

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Hot Cha! You are:
69% Dateable!
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

I am 75% American. I am expected to die on Friday, January 6th 2079
At the ripe old age of 92 years old. Hopefully some movie will beat Titanic by then. I just did the death clock Your Personal Day of Death is... Tuesday, August 7, 2085 I'll be just short of 99.

I am also 88%male

Saturday, April 7th 2063
At the ripe old age of 83 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Cancer (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Heart Attack (5%

that's only a couple weeks before my 84th birthday

Death test
Sunday, October 29th 2006
At the tender age of 26 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)

Gender test.
34% woman

jerk test
37% Jerk!

wench test
30% Wench!

Gender Test
It all adds up... we feel 10% certain that you are...
A Woman!
Compared to others...

63% more male than you — 1% like you — 36% more female than you

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The results are in... you are certifiably:
20% Jerk!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 31%!

52% Jerk!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 31%!

I am going to die....

Thursday, October 16th 2059
At the tender age of 73 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (3%)
Alcoholism (2%)
Cleaning your Rifle (2%)



Better start doing stuff with my life before the aliens take me away!!!!

Death Test
Saturday, September 27th 2053
At the tender age of 66 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:[/i]
Cancer: 10%
Drowning: 3%
Cleaning your Rifle: 2%
Alien Abduction: 2%

The American Test
You are 63% American!

You have 126 proof blood

You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy.

Unintelligence Test
78% Untelligent!

You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.

Dateable Test

64% Dateable!
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
You are neither more nor less dateable than your peers— welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

Jerk Test
25% Jerk!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 31%!