Damn people.
You're going to drain all my nice supply for the year! It's very limited.
Here we goooo. Harder for some that it was for others!
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Felicity approves of
Libs. Libs seems smart and also slightly obsessive (see
The Fray) Which is something we have in common. Except instead of [s]slightly dodgy[/s] incredibly perfect music I'm all about the Garner. She's kind of the person here who I see some of my friends in [from real life]. Or my sister actually. Theres a dark (or as I've called it "satanic") streak there that rears it's head every once in a while, usually accompanied by heavy drinking and 24 viewing sessions. Libs is also a secret member of the BKB and IMTIM83 fanclubs, both of which I am the president of. Overall, Libs hasn't done anyone any harm, but saying much more about her in a positive manner would be retreading the gushing rants of Mav. Which I wont be doing, thank you. Libs sure does set the standard of "casual poster" though. She totally loses her shit when she posts stats though. I think its like a therapy for her to get those ratings up! And that is hot.
If Libs Were a song she'd be....Hearbeats by Jose Gonzalez!
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HiltonLohan2005 is pretty great in my book for being able to get two of the most loathed people ever inside the same name, with a now obselete year. If s/he comes from Paris that only gains brownie points with me as well. Bitch needs to post much, much more and send me dirty pictures before I can judge them much more. I do think that there is an aura of honesty around them though, anyone who marries those two names in their sig has to not give a shit.
If HiltonLohan2005 was a song she'd be..Soilder by Destinys Child!
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Zach is a teenager with oodles of drive and apparently a very arty taste in music. He is hot shit and could easily provide this forum with it's most entertaining bitchfight if need be. Sure he's never really sure if hes the token camp, the artistic snob or the everyman valleyguy, but thats all the fun of being a teenager. He is a genuinely nice bitch.
If Zach was a song he'd be.....Touch Me By Sam Fox!!!
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Getluv is probably the most opinionated, least outer directed person here. For his first 10 posts he annoyed me immensely, but then I actually got what he was all about and Now i love him. He's the kind of guy you do not need to keep up pleasantaries with, he will treat you like shit but you will treat him like shit back, it's endearing and whilst its a little full on, it's reflective of the way I am with a lot of my friends. Theres no loveydovey stuff between me and my best buds, and i like that raw honesty. He , like me, takes great joy in garish kitsch nonsense, and is smart enough to get things that fly over the heads of many kjers who think they know better. Getluv is the anti-theisis of polished American-Faux and that is hot to me. It's nice to be nice, but with Getluv, you can take a break from giving a shit. People may look down on him but i can assure you all he's one of the smartest people here. Aside from his applying to big brother, dumbfuck!
If Getluv was a song, he'd be.....Shut Up by FERGIE and those Loud Black people (just for you, ghastly racism!)
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Dr Lecter is seriously hot shit. Id sexmo him if it weren't illegal to have sex with Germans in the uk. Which it totally is. To be fair, I should give Lecter more credit than a generic reply, he's been tight with me since late BOM days when pretty much no one was tight with me. Any teenager who can put up with the bullshit of a younger teenager is seriously cool in my books. I have trouble doing it. We teens are messed up, it's a time of change and confusion! (I totally listened during sex ed) and what better way to confuse each other than with naked images of Hugo Weaving dry humping his naked brother?
Well, I can't think of many! Lecter has been as much of a peacekeeper as he has a firestarter, but thankfully i've only been really included in his peacekeeping missions. His dedication to whatever he does is very impressive, and despite me telling him hes wrong on about 506 occasions, I love the bastard!
If Lecter was song, he'd be...Sexy Boy by Air!!!
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Archie Gates is fabulous. He seems to understand what I've been doing on KJ from day one, which is more than can be said for many people, some of whom who still do not understand whats going on with me. Archie makes me laugh a lot without trying, he likes to get results (see the BKB thread
) and knows how to manipulate in order to provide entertainment. He does not annoyingly over-post like myself, but posts just enough to make us remember he's a well rounded, thoughtful and generally funny guy. Harder to read than most people on these forums, Archie is like Libs in that sense. Omgz they'd make a hot couple. Get to work, guys!
If you've had beef with Archie then you've had to try very hard, he does not take the internet seriously enough for that shit, and that is healthy.
If Archie was a song he'd be.....Wicked Little High by Bird York
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MR.X i have fallen out of love with somewhat in recent weeks, largely because I went all out with the un-necessary 24 hate in the uhm, 24 discussion thread. We were once bound by a common good: a Love of Alias, but like so many whom I have disbanded with, It seems X fizzled out of lust with Alias and in turn, me. It's lonely days for Alias fans [apparently, theres only 5.5 million of us] But bless him, X battles on, passionate about 24 and television in general, he tries to make other smile with his hit-and-miss formula jokes that I believe have a self-awareness to them. At the end of the day, he's not here to hurt anyone, and if you are mean to him then you suck.
If Mr. X was a song he'd be.....Make Me Smile by Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel
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BJ is just milking it! He know's hes widely considered to be one of the nicest people here and with good reason, his sole aim seems to be to make other people happy and that kind of selflessness is rare and enviable. Theres a childlike innocence there that I think is something I'm desperately seeking to have back, and I think we could all really use more of it. In this world where its so easy to be cynical and antagonistic, BJ remains optimistic, warm and friendly to everyone, regardless of their backgrounds or actions.
If Bj was a song he'd be....I'm Like a Bird by Nelly Furtado.
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Cynthia is more than just incredible legs. Hard to believe and even harder to explain, but Cynthia is someone who will provide her opinion with an axe in hand and a few swear words (and many typos!) in tow. Smarter than her typos suggest, Cynthia is the strong, indepedent woman of today who's incredible determination is inspiring. She would tear through sterotypes using a very large knife anf sporting a frothy mouth yelling "WAHGAIBNBIAAA!!" as though it is supposed to make sense. But Cynthia has been incredibly helpful to me on several occasions, and she's my go-to girl for all things athletic, computers and, most importantly, leggish.
Cynthia, Tim and Myself are destined to one day have a totally seedy threeway.
Which I would record and sell to a website. Because im
that kind of guy.
If Cynthia was a song she'd be.........U and Ur Hand by P!nk
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Phew, thats all the gushing and butt kissing I can do for now! Heheh, I'll continue tomorrow when Im supposed to be doing stupid, boring essays.
It's called being a teenager.
