| Author |
Message |
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
ChipMunky wrote: If I had 10 minutes left to live... and I was in my house... I would... fly around the world backwards so that time would turn back and then I would make love to any woman that would have me... then kill myself...  So you'd kill yourself right away.  _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:58 pm |
 
|
|
|
darth pimp
Grandmaster Pimp
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:50 am
Posts: 242
|
i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ?
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:31 pm |
|
|
|
lovemerox
Forum General
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm
Posts: 6499
Location: Down along the dixie line
|
darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? _________________
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:32 pm |
|
|
|
Appy
Veteran
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:22 pm
Posts: 3285
Location: WA state baby!
|
I would make my death faster.
_________________
I claim matatonio as mine!!! a.k.a my sweets
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:36 pm |
|
|
|
rusty
rustiphica
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:59 pm
Posts: 8687
|
I'd set as many houses on fire. If I'm going to die in such a way, I'm gonna make sure people are gonna pay.
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:45 pm |
|
|
|
Snrub
Vagina Qwertyuiop
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:14 pm
Posts: 8767
Location: Great Living Standards
|
First I'd have the biggest wank of my life. Then for the remaining 9 minutes I'd probably down the nearest alcoholic beverage, pop in the Edward Scissorhands DVD, skip to the snow dancing scene and smoke my reserve cigarette.
If I have any time left after that, I'd probably send a couple of texts to all of the people I care about, blaming them for my death in some way or another for a laugh.
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:50 pm |
|
|
|
rusty
rustiphica
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:59 pm
Posts: 8687
|
I almost forgot to add that I'd be extremly drunk while burning those houses.
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:55 pm |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers  _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:02 pm |
|
|
|
darth pimp
Grandmaster Pimp
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:50 am
Posts: 242
|
lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Although my manhood can accomodate 2 at the same time, i usually use my right one only.
Maybe i won't do it myself, i think i would call on the girl next door to 'lend a helping hand'...
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:17 pm |
|
|
|
darth pimp
Grandmaster Pimp
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:50 am
Posts: 242
|
Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers u have a david asselfhoff avatar
:points at lecter and laughs:
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:19 pm |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers u have a david asselfhoff avatar :points at lecter and laughs: You used to be better with your comebacks!  _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:36 pm |
|
|
|
darth pimp
Grandmaster Pimp
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:50 am
Posts: 242
|
Dr. Lecter wrote: darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers u have a david asselfhoff avatar :points at lecter and laughs: You used to be better with your comebacks! and YOU were never good with them
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:42 pm |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers u have a david asselfhoff avatar :points at lecter and laughs: You used to be better with your comebacks! and YOU were never good with them I am not the one who shall try and win the Funniest Poster Award...
Also I don't need to dsistract people with humor from a miniscule manhood, in contrast to you... _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:52 pm |
|
|
|
darth pimp
Grandmaster Pimp
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:50 am
Posts: 242
|
Dr. Lecter wrote: darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers u have a david asselfhoff avatar :points at lecter and laughs: You used to be better with your comebacks! and YOU were never good with them I am not the one who shall try and win the Funniest Poster Award... Also I don't need to dsistract people with humor from a miniscule manhood, in contrast to you... if i were trying to win an award, i would be posting here daily Dr. Lecter wrote: Also I don't need to dsistract people with humor from a miniscule manhood, in contrast to you... yeah that's right, u don't distract them with humor,
u distract them with that lovely avatar of yours
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:58 pm |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: darth pimp wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: lovemerox wrote: darth pimp wrote: i would masturbate
nothing like an intense feeling of pleasure before death eh ? Two hands or one? Considering his "size" he'll only need two fingers u have a david asselfhoff avatar :points at lecter and laughs: You used to be better with your comebacks! and YOU were never good with them I am not the one who shall try and win the Funniest Poster Award... Also I don't need to dsistract people with humor from a miniscule manhood, in contrast to you... if i were trying to win an award, i would be posting here daily Dr. Lecter wrote: Also I don't need to dsistract people with humor from a miniscule manhood, in contrast to you... yeah that's right, u don't distract them with humor, u distract them with that lovely avatar of yours Sadly, you wish you were as well-equipped as the guy in my avatar _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:02 pm |
|
|
|
Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm
Posts: 68220
Location: Seattle, WA
|
10 mins to live???
I'd go on a (short) killing spree.
Can't we make it an hour?  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE
FREE TIBET
LIBERATE HONG KONG
BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:09 pm |
|
|
|
rusty
rustiphica
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:59 pm
Posts: 8687
|
Algren wrote: 10 mins to live??? I'd go on a (short) killing spree. Can't we make it an hour? that'd be a sweet idea too.
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:26 pm |
|
|
|
Terminator1997
George A. Romero
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm
Posts: 9773
Location: Enjoying a cold pint
|
rusty wrote: Algren wrote: 10 mins to live??? I'd go on a (short) killing spree. Can't we make it an hour? that'd be a sweet idea too. i concur
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:30 pm |
|
|
|
Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm
Posts: 68220
Location: Seattle, WA
|
Terminator1997 wrote: rusty wrote: Algren wrote: 10 mins to live??? I'd go on a (short) killing spree. Can't we make it an hour? that'd be a sweet idea too. i concur Why thankyaverymuch!!!!  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
FIGHT FOR TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE
FREE TIBET
LIBERATE HONG KONG
BOYCOTT MADE IN CHINA
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:48 pm |
|
|
|
BacktotheFuture
I'm Batman
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:53 pm
Posts: 5554
Location: Long Island
|
Shot myself. I'm going out on my own terms BITCHES!!
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:50 pm |
|
|
|
publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am
Posts: 19363
Location: San Diego
|
Haha...
10 minutes, eh? Depends.
... Can't think of anything.
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:51 pm |
|
|
|
Anonymous
|
Kill a stranger I guess.
No sense going alone.
|
| Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:14 pm |
|
|
|
Miruvor
Veteran
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:08 pm
Posts: 3165
Location: New Zealand
|
Finally throw The Ring back into the fiery chasm from whence it came!
Seriously, I'd just spend time among my horses outside in the meadows! _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
MOS
|
| Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:14 am |
|
|
|
Ripper
2.71828183
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:16 pm
Posts: 7827
Location: please delete me
|
Depends, do I have ten minutes to live because it is the Apocalypse or Nuclear War, or do I have ten minutes to live because I personally am going to die?
|
| Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:42 am |
|
|
|
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 92093
Location: Bonn, Germany
|
Ripper wrote: Depends, do I have ten minutes to live because it is the Apocalypse or Nuclear War, or do I have ten minutes to live because I personally am going to die? Personally going to die _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
| Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:13 am |
|
|
