OMG!!!!! ME 2!!!!!!!!11111

I was soo mad that she got cut from Star Wars I almost didn't see it, but I heard Hayden got shirtless so i HAD to go!

It was pretty FAB.

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

I think you wanted the other thread.

When did Scots suddenly become hagglers? And you do know that the british government pays for more services than the canadian one?

who gives a shit it's a fucking joke.

Is that why you chose the failed attempt at humour thread? Because it's not funny, it's mildly offensive and It has nothing to do with reality in any aspect at all.

Thats like saying Mariah Carey is a giant carrot. It does not make sense.

She is, however, a sausage.

OMG. Im not sure when it happened. But i became a sour bitch

A sausage i wouldn't mind eating.