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A. G. Draughty Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347	She's doing this at work, so we have to be patient.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:56 pm

Anonymous	I can't lie. My dick is huge. It's a curse. I can't ride bikes or wear tennis shorts.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:57 pm

dolcevita Extraordinary Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:24 pm Posts: 16061 Location: The Damage Control Table	Snrub wrote: Pick me! Quote: ...the good man responded: "Nay indeed, doubt have I none of aught that I heard; but rather assured faith in the verity of all. One thing, however, I heard, which caused me to commiserate you and the rest of you friars very heartily, in regard of the evil plight in which you must find yourselves in the other world." "And what," said the inquisitor, "was the passage that so moved thee to commiserate us?" "Sir," rejoined the good man, "it was that passage in the Gospel which says: You shall receive an hundredfold." "You heard aright," said the inquisitor; "but why did the passage so affect you?" "Sir," replied the good man, "I will tell you. Since I have been in attendance here, I have seen a crowd of poor folk receive a daily dole, now of one, now of two, huge tureens of swill, being the refuse from your table, and that of the brothers of this convent; whereof if you are to receive an hundredfold in the other world, you will have so much that it will go hard but you are all drowned therein."
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:01 pm

Mr. Reynolds Confessing on a Dance Floor Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:46 am Posts: 5578 Location: Celebratin' in Chitown	:candle: i'm scared... but wanna give me a shot?
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:08 pm

baumer72 Mod Team Leader Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7087 Location: Crystal Lake	I guess you can't pick one for me....I guess there are no neandrathal passages in the books you are reading. :wink: _________________ Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:11 pm

dolcevita Extraordinary Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:24 pm Posts: 16061 Location: The Damage Control Table	baumer72 wrote: Go ahead, make my day. Tee. Actually I had perfectly in mind a passage from Confederacy of Dunces for you that would shed light on your emotional Michael Bay outbreaks. :wink: But the goddamn book is missing from the fiction section on the third floor even though the OPEC says its here. So I've needed to do a little reading from some other books to find a ppassage for you. Found it now: Quote: Look, its just the way I am, I'm easily hurt by some things. And I cooked you this dinner, with my own provisions, and worst of all, mad as I am about avocados I gave you half, when I could just as easily have had the other half for myself tomorrow. And for what?...For you to throw it right back in my face about how I'm teaching you bad habits. But don't act like that, you're oversensetive... So what am I supposed to do about it? That's how I am, very sentimental. I'll say. It sounds just like... What are you stopping for? Nothing. Say it, I know what you were going to say, Valentin. Don't be silly. Say it, like a woman, that's what you were going to say. Yes. And what's so bad about being soft like a woman? Why is it men or whoever...can't be sensitive, too, if he's got a mind to? I don't know, but sometimes that kind of behavior can get in a man's way. When? When it comes to torturing? No, when it comes to being finished with the torturers. But if men acted like women there wouldn't be any more torturers.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:26 pm

bABA Commander and Chef Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!	dolce .. are you like .. reading requests and then running off to find the books and then typing out the entire passage?? is it really that boring?
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:30 pm

dolcevita Extraordinary Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:24 pm Posts: 16061 Location: The Damage Control Table	Michael wrote: Im up for it! Lets see if you can get the multiple connections. Quote: Roy was already working in the darkroom when I arrived at the studio the following morning. It was another nice day, so I took my chair up to the roof. London stretched around me in daunting detail. Spires. Towers. Chimneys. Windows. Rooftops. Pigeon coops, Smokestacks. And bricks, upon bricks, upon bricks, enough to drive you mad if you tried to include them all in a painting; revealing to me that there was at least one sure road to riches in this town: brick making. Last edited by dolcevita on Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:34 pm

baumer72 Mod Team Leader Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7087 Location: Crystal Lake	dolcevita wrote: baumer72 wrote: Go ahead, make my day. Tee. Actually I had perfectly in mind a passage from Confederacy of Dunces for you that would shed light on your emotional Michael Bay outbreaks. :wink: But the goddamn book is missing from the fiction section on the third floor even though the OPEC says its here. So I've needed to do a little reading from some other books to find a ppassage for you. Found it now: Quote: Look, its just the way I am, I'm easily hurt by some things. And I cooked you this dinner, with my own provisions, and worst of all, mad as I am about avocados I gave you half, when I could just as easily have had the other half for myself tomorrow. And for what?...For you to throw it right back in my face about how I'm teaching you bad habits. But don't act like that, you're oversensetive... So what am I supposed to do about it? That's how I am, very sentimental. I'll say. It sounds just like... What are you stopping for? Nothing. Say it, I know what you were going to say, Valentin. Don't be silly. Say it, like a woman, that's what you were going to say. Yes. And what's so bad about being soft like a woman? Why is it men or whoever...can't be sensitive, too, if he's got a mind to? I don't know, but sometimes that kind of behavior can get in a man's way. When? When it comes to torturing? No, when it comes to being finished with the torturers. But if men acted like women there wouldn't be any more torturers. Wow, I am impressed. That is actually quite funny. Very well done. \:D/ _________________ Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:37 pm

dolcevita Extraordinary Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:24 pm Posts: 16061 Location: The Damage Control Table	bABA wrote: dolce .. are you like .. reading requests and then running off to find the books and then typing out the entire passage?? is it really that boring? Yeah, well this university tends to get more kids drawing the architecture of the library than actually reading books in it anyways. (It most known for being an art school...and I have to say the research production here is pretty dissappointing for Masters level classes). So even in the regular year I never noticed it that busy. Now think...Satruday morning in the off-summer session when yesterday's weather was so beautiful that even I went out dancing until after four. There's been like one person in here all day. :-) But I'm off in 15 minutes, and will continue this thread when I'm surrounded by my own books and can't find passages more easily, heh.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:37 pm

Ahmed Johnson Cream of the Crop Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:22 pm Posts: 2226 Location: Pearl River, Mississippi	lets see you assign wordage TO THE PEARL RIVER POWERHOUSE _________________
Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:45 pm

Michael. No Wire Tampons! Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283	dolcevita wrote: Michael wrote: Im up for it! Lets see if you can get the multiple connections. Quote: Roy was already working in the darkroom when I arrived at the studio the following morning. It was another nice day, so I took my chair up to the roof. London stretched around me in daunting detail. Spires. Towers. Chimneys. Windows. Rooftops. Pigeon coops, Smokestacks. And bricks, upon bricks, upon bricks, enough to drive you mad if you tried to include them all in a painting; revealing to me that there was at least one sure road to riches in this town: brick making. Ok so assuming this says something about my personality [and im a little confused most of the time here] im guessing that my love for travelling to cities across the world kind of comes into play here? "Towers" = Eiffel? Painting = fan of art? Darkroom = Photography!!!! I like descriptives and imagery; and i think you kind of nailed that here _________________ I'm out. Last edited by Michael. on Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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andaroo1 Lord of filth Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:47 pm Posts: 9566	I am curious.
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baumer72 Mod Team Leader Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7087 Location: Crystal Lake	dolcevita wrote: bABA wrote: dolce .. are you like .. reading requests and then running off to find the books and then typing out the entire passage?? is it really that boring? Yeah, well this university tends to get more kids drawing the architecture of the library than actually reading books in it anyways. (It most known for being an art school...and I have to say the research production here is pretty dissappointing for Masters level classes). So even in the regular year I never noticed it that busy. Now think...Satruday morning in the off-summer session when yesterday's weather was so beautiful that even I went out dancing until after four. There's been like one person in here all day. :-) But I'm off in 15 minutes, and will continue this thread when I'm surrounded by my own books and can't find passages more easily, heh. You are the coolest and best looking geek I have ever met Dolce. _________________ Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:05 pm

RAWSAW Wall-E Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:15 am Posts: 810 Location: Somewhere	Pick me, pick me!!!
Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:32 pm

Captain Muha Indiana Jones IV Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:42 am Posts: 995	im here as well this will be interesting indeed. _________________ "Let us have faith that right makes might; and in that faith let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it." - Abraham Lincoln
Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:46 pm

bABA Commander and Chef Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!	dolcevita wrote: bABA wrote: dolce .. are you like .. reading requests and then running off to find the books and then typing out the entire passage?? is it really that boring? Yeah, well this university tends to get more kids drawing the architecture of the library than actually reading books in it anyways. (It most known for being an art school...and I have to say the research production here is pretty dissappointing for Masters level classes). So even in the regular year I never noticed it that busy. Now think...Satruday morning in the off-summer session when yesterday's weather was so beautiful that even I went out dancing until after four. There's been like one person in here all day. :-) But I'm off in 15 minutes, and will continue this thread when I'm surrounded by my own books and can't find passages more easily, heh. i'm finally starting to understand why you're looking forward to the new job
Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:14 pm

Squee Squee Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:01 pm Posts: 13270 Location: Yuppieville	I don't recognize any of these passages. _________________ *Setting most people on fire is wrong.* Proud Founder of the "Community of Squee."
Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:36 pm

Terminator1997 George A. Romero Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm Posts: 9773 Location: Enjoying a cold pint	ooh! ooh! me! me! giggles
Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:48 pm

Squee Squee Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:01 pm Posts: 13270 Location: Yuppieville	Dolcevita, do me again with a passage you think I'll recognize! Dont do anything too obvious like Lord of the Rings, though. PLLLLEEEAAASSE!? _________________ *Setting most people on fire is wrong.* Proud Founder of the "Community of Squee."
Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:49 pm

Rod Extra on the Ordinary Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:50 pm Posts: 12821	oh yay d...can i?
Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:54 pm

Jeff Christian's #1 Fan Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:25 pm Posts: 28110 Location: Awaiting my fate	Ok Dolce. I'm scared enough. Could you provide me with insight into my menial existance please madame? _________________ See above.
Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:58 pm

Miruvor Veteran Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:08 pm Posts: 3165 Location: New Zealand	My dear Lady. See now to the others, so that they may partake of their suits and trappings. When all hath been painted, you are humbley requested to bestow thy thoughts upon me of sound mind and pen. _________________ 'The stars in the sky... Bring tears to my eyes... They're lighting my way... tonight. And I haven't felt so alive.. In years.' MOS
Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:20 pm

FILMO The Original Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse	MirÃƒÂ»vor wrote: My dear Lady. See now to the others, so that they may partake of their suits and trappings. When all hath been painted, you are humbley requested to bestow thy thoughts upon me of sound mind and pen. I guess your Nokula sea thing has hold you to long under water..... :wink: _________________ Libs wrote: FILMO, I'd rather have you eat chocolate syrup off my naked body than be a moderator here.
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Miruvor Veteran Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:08 pm Posts: 3165 Location: New Zealand	FILMO wrote: MirÃƒÂ»vor wrote: My dear Lady. See now to the others, so that they may partake of their suits and trappings. When all hath been painted, you are humbley requested to bestow thy thoughts upon me of sound mind and pen. I guess your Nokula sea thing has hold you to long under water..... Nokula is more than the sea, or the land, or the sky. He is cosmos, life, and conscience ever-lasting. He will soon be with us and all will come to pass as it is rendered. _________________ 'The stars in the sky... Bring tears to my eyes... They're lighting my way... tonight. And I haven't felt so alive.. In years.' MOS Last edited by Miruvor on Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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