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da torri wrote:
I don't try to look down or act snooty. At all.

I'm me. Plain and simple.

That's another thing you can work on - the generalizations.



:D :D

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You're a flaming cocksucker. Just say it right now, Box.

Enough with the "anticipate my secret" crap.


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Neostorm wrote:
Michael is by far the funniest person on this forum... ever! :D

He's hilarious and extremely extremely creative :D


:biggrin: oscar you are truly my favourite.

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i kiss your ass all fucking day and get shit.


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lennier wrote:
i kiss your ass all fucking day and get shit.



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Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation.


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Felicity Tittywank is the funniest thing since Sharon Strezlecki.


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Box wrote:
lennier wrote:
i kiss your ass all fucking day and get shit.



:|


that didnt come out right.


oh, jesus. i did it again. to be a fanny bandit, the scandal i must handle.


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hahaha this thread is really good since it started being about me.

Boring before it though.

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getluv wrote:
Felicity Tittywank is the funniest thing since Sharon Strezlecki.


Thats an australian compliment!

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Neostorm wrote:
da torri wrote:
I don't try to look down or act snooty. At all.

I'm me. Plain and simple.

That's another thing you can work on - the generalizations.



:D :D

da torri wrote:
You're a flaming cocksucker. Just say it right now, Box.

Enough with the "anticipate my secret" crap.

I was responding to Felicity's claim that "this forum is pretentious."

I'm not being pretentious there. Or generalizing. :P


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The forum is pretentious.

Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.


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Frenchie is such a dead bitch.

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:wacko: WHAT


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getluv wrote:
The forum is pretentious.

Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.

Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.


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da torri wrote:
getluv wrote:
The forum is pretentious.

Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.

Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.


Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth.


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getluv wrote:
da torri wrote:
getluv wrote:
The forum is pretentious.

Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.

Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.


Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth.

I'm not 18 yet, you pedophile.


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da torri wrote:
getluv wrote:
da torri wrote:
getluv wrote:
The forum is pretentious.

Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.

Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.


Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth.

I'm not 18 yet, you pedophile.


Eww, I'm only playing with the hair on your head.


Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:12 am
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getluv wrote:
da torri wrote:
getluv wrote:
da torri wrote:
getluv wrote:
The forum is pretentious.

Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.

Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.


Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth.

I'm not 18 yet, you pedophile.


Eww, I'm only playing with the hair on your head.

You're not playing with anything, MJ.


Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:19 am
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This is great. Since i know exactly who voted for what I can create a hitlist.

Or a hatelist, if you MRXWILL.

However, the case against me is very weak on account of the people who voted against me either being retarded or painfully dull or both. So it's all good. For now..

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Which one did I pick, Michael?


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Felicity Titwank would be funnier if it got replaced with Sharon Stone.

*cue the clip of Sharon Stone geeking out and going SHAAARRRRRROON WE LOOVVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU being played over and over again on The Soup*


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Libs wrote:
Felicity Titwank would be funnier if it got replaced with Sharon Stone.

*cue the clip of Sharon Stone geeking out and going SHAAARRRRRROON WE LOOVVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU being played over and over again on The Soup*


That sounds hysterically funny, actually. So what your saying is the only thing that is funnier than me is something hysterically funny?
Damn It's DEFINATELY this diesel white. Go Team Titwank.

P.S - "it" is right.

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Which one did I pick, Michael?


You're words of hate mean nothing to me any longer. Be gone.

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Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny


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11111 posts.

It's a sign.

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da torri wrote:
Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny


Does David Attenborough ever call anyone not funny? No. He knows his place as a boring person. So should you, because you have yet to say anything mildly [and i mean this literally] funny whatsoever at all in your entire time on KJ. Even in an accidental fashion.

I do recall one event where you made some sort of thread abusing members in uncreative ways in which you found yourself to be rather funny. NOT FUNNY.
This poll is the closest you have and will come to funny. So stretch it out. It's okay by me. Make several threads surveying every aspect of my personality if you so desire. And I know you do.

Either way I'm going to slap you with my willy.

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