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Neostorm
All Star Poster
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:48 pm Posts: 4684 Location: Toronto
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da torri wrote: I don't try to look down or act snooty. At all.
I'm me. Plain and simple.
That's another thing you can work on - the generalizations.  da torri wrote: You're a flaming cocksucker. Just say it right now, Box.
Enough with the "anticipate my secret" crap.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:06 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Neostorm wrote: Michael is by far the funniest person on this forum... ever! He's hilarious and extremely extremely creative 
 oscar you are truly my favourite.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:14 pm |
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zennier
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Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:38 pm Posts: 10316 Location: berkeley
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i kiss your ass all fucking day and get shit.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:18 pm |
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Box
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am Posts: 25990
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lennier wrote: i kiss your ass all fucking day and get shit.

_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:18 pm |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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Felicity Tittywank is the funniest thing since Sharon Strezlecki.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:19 pm |
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zennier
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Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:38 pm Posts: 10316 Location: berkeley
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Box wrote: lennier wrote: i kiss your ass all fucking day and get shit. 
that didnt come out right.
oh, jesus. i did it again. to be a fanny bandit, the scandal i must handle.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:20 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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hahaha this thread is really good since it started being about me.
Boring before it though.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:26 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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getluv wrote: Felicity Tittywank is the funniest thing since Sharon Strezlecki.
Thats an australian compliment!
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:29 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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Neostorm wrote: da torri wrote: I don't try to look down or act snooty. At all.
I'm me. Plain and simple.
That's another thing you can work on - the generalizations.  da torri wrote: You're a flaming cocksucker. Just say it right now, Box.
Enough with the "anticipate my secret" crap.
I was responding to Felicity's claim that "this forum is pretentious."
I'm not being pretentious there. Or generalizing. 
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:43 pm |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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The forum is pretentious.
Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:47 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Frenchie is such a dead bitch.
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:54 pm |
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paper
Artie the One-Man Party
Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:53 pm Posts: 4632
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:59 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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getluv wrote: The forum is pretentious.
Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums.
Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:02 am |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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da torri wrote: getluv wrote: The forum is pretentious.
Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums. Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash.
Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:04 am |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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getluv wrote: da torri wrote: getluv wrote: The forum is pretentious.
Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums. Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash. Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth.
I'm not 18 yet, you pedophile.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:06 am |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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da torri wrote: getluv wrote: da torri wrote: getluv wrote: The forum is pretentious.
Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums. Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash. Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth. I'm not 18 yet, you pedophile.
Eww, I'm only playing with the hair on your head.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:12 am |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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getluv wrote: da torri wrote: getluv wrote: da torri wrote: getluv wrote: The forum is pretentious.
Coz, we love seeing films with a bit more substance than some of those jackass forums. Yeah, like Silent Hill and Crash. Don't go there, or i will play with your pubes with my teeth. I'm not 18 yet, you pedophile. Eww, I'm only playing with the hair on your head.
You're not playing with anything, MJ.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:19 am |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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This is great. Since i know exactly who voted for what I can create a hitlist.
Or a hatelist, if you MRXWILL.
However, the case against me is very weak on account of the people who voted against me either being retarded or painfully dull or both. So it's all good. For now..
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:21 am |
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zingy
College Boy Z
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:40 pm Posts: 36662
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Which one did I pick, Michael?
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:27 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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Felicity Titwank would be funnier if it got replaced with Sharon Stone.
*cue the clip of Sharon Stone geeking out and going SHAAARRRRRROON WE LOOVVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU being played over and over again on The Soup*
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:31 am |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Libs wrote: Felicity Titwank would be funnier if it got replaced with Sharon Stone.
*cue the clip of Sharon Stone geeking out and going SHAAARRRRRROON WE LOOVVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU being played over and over again on The Soup*
That sounds hysterically funny, actually. So what your saying is the only thing that is funnier than me is something hysterically funny?
Damn It's DEFINATELY this diesel white. Go Team Titwank.
P.S - "it" is right.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:41 am |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Zingaling wrote: Which one did I pick, Michael?
You're words of hate mean nothing to me any longer. Be gone.
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:42 am |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40591
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11111 posts.
It's a sign.
_________________Shack’s top 50 tv shows - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=90227
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Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:47 am |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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da torri wrote: Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny Not Funny
Does David Attenborough ever call anyone not funny? No. He knows his place as a boring person. So should you, because you have yet to say anything mildly [and i mean this literally] funny whatsoever at all in your entire time on KJ. Even in an accidental fashion.
I do recall one event where you made some sort of thread abusing members in uncreative ways in which you found yourself to be rather funny. NOT FUNNY.
This poll is the closest you have and will come to funny. So stretch it out. It's okay by me. Make several threads surveying every aspect of my personality if you so desire. And I know you do.
Either way I'm going to slap you with my willy.
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