And and and screw their party we'll have lots of fun and we'll make little 6X8 cards with each having a very original category like Hairiest Poster, and Poster with the Best Toes, and Best Overall Cheese-cake eater and lots more and booze and we'll have lots of fun...and they're all gonna be jealous with their 12 and under nominations!

SOMEONE SAY CHEESECAKE?!

Maybe I'll pull some strings, and have Monica Belucci invited. Was box nominated? If not, BLASPHEMY! If so, he'll miss out on Miss Monica.

You could always do what I suggested last time, hold your own alternative awards night, called the Snubbies.

Arch, I love your suggestion. :wink:

I thought torrino would do better.

Not that he deserved any of them, hgad he gotten them.


:wink:

After looking over the nominations, I really have to wonder which members Dr. Lecter and Dolcevita slept with to get 10+ nominations. But, even more interesting is the fact that Darth Pimp slept with everyone and still only got 4 noms. That should tell you something about him.

And, why no Rod? I can't get into the details (it's very top secret), but without Rod we'd all be dead and the world would have ceased to exist.

Who were the drunken bastards that gave Snrub 2 nominations? Was it Rusty?

And, why wasn't I nominated the most mysterious poster? For chrissakes I'm a 75 year old Hillbilly from Kentucky with no teeth and I married my sister. I ask you people, what's more mysterious than that?

Yeah I had him down in several categories too.

For Your Consideration (or amusement):

When you're on a desert island, with three lovely and beautiful women, but, let's face it, you aren't exactly the Creme de la Krem in terms of looks, you've only got a chance IF one of the males is a) uglier (than your "macho" self), b) gay, or c) has an obnoxious and unpleasant personality.

I, torrino, am not gay. But, I can assure you that three of those women WILL NOT be attracted to a) my looks or b) my personality. So, for the sake of company in the form of a female and for your own well-being, vote torrino.

Also, being the only other teen besides rusty, voting for torrino gives you someone to pick on, to lecture, and to demean.

For Your Consideration:

Wow. I've been nominated for "Best Screen Name". Unfortunately, torrino ain't anything special. However, it came from the wise mouth filled with wisdom owned by none other than timothy. timothy rarely posts, but, if you appreciate him, and feel that his quirky and witty mind deserves to garner something (outside of Most Missed, which is kinda tough), vote torrino for Best Screen Name.

Feel free to use it....

You convinced, I don't need competition for dolce's affection :wink:

Thanks for all your hard work! It's good to see that many of my picks got nominated.

Aww, well thanks Dolce, but don't discredit yourself. You are a very nice person.

what up jerks! I'm finally getting started on my psychology project that's due in like 2 weeks. And this project is supposed to be worth about 20% of my course! Booyagana!

I wish to see nominations for Rod, Chris, Dkmuto, and andaroo. They're definitely movie buffs. I guess nobody visits the Awards forum other than a group of us.

Also surprised to get a "Smartest Poster" nomination with a group that contains a lawyer, a doctor, and two of the most thoughtful/intelligent debators around.

I gave my Moviebuff vote to Dkmuto. Sad not seeing him being nominated.

i just farted and it felt a little too wet for comfort.

But you already showed us the picture..

Oh that BULGE!

I know, he is really underrated as a poster *sniff*

So was I. Don't feel bad, we can mourn together.

Oh but I wanted best newbie
lol

I don't care what anyone says, Im coming to the party! I only got two nominations, bc dolce and lecter HAD to get 10+




p.s. I already picked out my costume for the party. :wink:

They left you out of best screenname?
I thought for sure you get nominated for that!

hehe, It's all good.


I see your trying an awards ceremony over at BOM? Hows it going?

Sorry to ruin this so-called "party", but there will be no such party. We are all internet freaks discussing movies and what not, and even if Mr. X held a party to mourn over his 0 nominations, no one would show up. That would require money, and no one is willing to spend over 10 cents for a fake party, watching Mr. X cry all night. Plus, he probably spiked the punch and filled the cookies with marijuana. The cops will show up within minutes of the start of the party. Everyone will end up being arrested, takin' to the big house wearing black and white stripes, and tossing the salad with fellow jailmates. That is what will happen if you show up at Mr. X's house for his party.

Mr. X's Guestlist after I revealed the plans...

1. Mr. X
2. Mr. X's mom (who will only show up to get her "Kiss the Cook" apron back)

not so good, i need someone like baba or tony to be here to handle it and get people!

(i also voted u for best mod)