LMFAO

I can't believe there are people that are actually like that. His laugh is fucking creepy. He's so infatuated with his girlfriend that he will probably be the one that kills her when their teen romance ends. What a fucking moron. People like him should be put down.

The snowflakes in russia one is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

Aw man, that creepy as mother fucker. I can't get his annoying eyebrow flinch out of my head. I want to pound his face with a hammer.

I should probably just give up, lol.

What happened? It's May man, never give up, the shorts and tight tops will begin rolling out.

Nothing happened. Just frustrated. That nothing is happening.

The one real relationship I had in college began with a three-hour conversation about The Catcher in the Rye, satire, and a mutual acquaintance's obsession with Alexander Pope - mostly Catcher in the Rye, because we discovered that it was both of our favorite book, and because she was writing her thesis on it at the time. Massive English major nerd alert, I know.

So unless you're going for someone who's really into lit, I got nothin'.

Not so sure about that. It's snowing here right now. I don't think we've ever had snow in May. It's bizarre.

Yeah, you should. Or turn gay. That seems to work nowadays. That way you'll get lots of action.

I knew you were attracted to me.

That's the vibe I was getting from him.

Up the bum!

For whatever reason I picture a smiling Obama giving the thumbs up while reading this from Algren

Okay, better

How things change.

So, strangely enough, I met another girl on Instagram. Though this time the circumstances were a little different. She's friends with my sister in law. For a few days we flirted back and forth on Instagram, before I finally decided to give her my phone number. She texted me and we chatted a little bit before I invited her to hang out. Not really wanting to use the term "date". So on Wednesday she came over to my house and we played video games!!! and watched some movies on Netflix. It took me a while, but I eventually got enough courage to ask if I could kiss her. And she asked what took me so long. So we ended up just making out all night, she stayed over and we hung out all day Thursday. We've since had 3 more dates. And she's fantastic.

Good for you.

I've never heard of people finding dates on Instagram. But whatever works.

I wasn't trying to find dates on Instagram, lol. They found me.

Pimpstagram.

Yay!

that's great Chip now don't fuck it up lol

Congrats, thought that is the most random way I've found a relationship come from yet.

I thought I had a potential relationship developing very nicely this last semester, but now it seems to be on the downward slide, and I am listening to a lot of Joy Division and crying.

Why is it going downwards?

Take your time.