bABA wrote:
the stupidest yet the funniest clean joke i've ever heard
These 2 blonde girls love the idea of fishing but never done it. One day, they decide to take the initiative and go fishing. They have observed people fishing off bridges so they find the only one not occupied and lay down the lines. 2 hours go by and they catch no fish at all. Another hour passes by and still no fish. Feeling dejected, they're about to leave till they notice this new pair of guys walk up to another bridge. One guy holds the other from the ankles and lowers him. the guy puts his arms into the water and in 5 minutes, has tossed about 10 fish back up. The blondes, delighted, decide to do the same.
10 minutes in, no fish. Suddenly, they hear this loud horn, look in front and see this train coming towards them. the first blonde screams "raise me up!! raise me up!!" but the 2nd one is frozen in her place. She screams again "Raise me up!!!" but the 2nd doesn't and the train comes and hits her hard.
When the train is gone, the 2nd blonde climbs down from the bridge to see how the first is doing. she is badly injured all over, looks at the second and says "why didn't you lift me!! why didn't you lift me!!"
The 2nd one, not knowing what to do just sits there and cries. She finally says "I'm sorry. Is there something I can do now?"
The first replies "Yes, call me an ambulance"
The 2nd stares for a few seconds and eventually says "Okay. You are an ambulance"
Oh my God what a long way to go for that old joke, as heard in "Singin in the Rain" ("Call me a cab...")
A call comes into 911.
"Help!" the voice says. "My friend and I were hunting, and his shotgun went off and I think he's dead! What do I do?"
"OK, calm down," says the 911 repondent. "First, make sure he's dead."
There is a pause and then a loud shot is heard.
"OK," says the hunter, "now what?"
