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Michael.
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 Extreme Makeover: KJ EDITION Ok so me and tim kept getting messages from our friends to go on Extreme Makeover.
So we both did and they are like showing it next year or something. But the transformations are quite miraculous.
Tim Before. His friends used to call him "Beast". He cried himself to sleep
3 Gay stlyists, 39 operations and 12 years of agony later and
Here i was; my friends didnt even call me.
59 Skin products, 33 lasers and 948 operations later; and my surgery didnt go quite as planned....
Heh as you can see me and tim went wild inphotoshop. Bordem kicks in. My eye really is like that. Honest. Tim takes all of the blame/credit.
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hahahah i'm a hideous beast w00t!!!
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Tim looks like he's in gryffindor 
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Michael.
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Tim how are the boobs settling down? Mines are still kinda hard
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Michael wrote: Tim how are the boobs settling down? Mines are still kinda hard You're tellling me
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Michael wrote: Tim how are the boobs settling down? Mines are still kinda hard i still have to massage them to make them soft
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Michael.
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timothy wrote: Michael wrote: Tim how are the boobs settling down? Mines are still kinda hard i still have to massage them to make them soft Tim OMG youll never believe this its SO FUNNY but my left one fell out last night! LOL!!!!111!!!
So i totally phoned Tara [reed duh] and she was all like "Just tape it right back in, then get some rubber glue and things will be fine and dandy!" i DID but then my nose fell off and got all stuck.
Im just waiting to hear from Paris on that one.
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Is this an April Fools??
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Michael.
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NO for real we went to extreme makeover because people kept flinging things at the street at us and calling us "Uggos"
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When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face.
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By the way Tim, how come it looks like you don't have a body?
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Michael.
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are-why-a-en wrote: When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face. I shall forever be distorted. Its the way i was born
Except for on msn 
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Michael wrote: are-why-a-en wrote: When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face. I shall forever be distorted. Its the way i was born Except for on msn So that WAS your cleavage. 
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Michael.
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neostorm wrote: Michael wrote: are-why-a-en wrote: When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face. I shall forever be distorted. Its the way i was born Except for on msn So that WAS your cleavage. Yeah didnt you see the tape?
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Michael wrote: neostorm wrote: Michael wrote: are-why-a-en wrote: When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face. I shall forever be distorted. Its the way i was born Except for on msn So that WAS your cleavage. Yeah didnt you see the tape? Seveeeenn daysss!!
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Michael.
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neostorm wrote: Michael wrote: neostorm wrote: Michael wrote: are-why-a-en wrote: When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face. I shall forever be distorted. Its the way i was born Except for on msn So that WAS your cleavage. Yeah didnt you see the tape? Seveeeenn daysss!! No not that one. Or the one where i did it in the toilet.
The DUCT TAPE ON MY BOOBIE TO KEEP MY IMPLANT IN.
*slaps head* duh
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are-why-a-en wrote: When will we see the TRUE Michael?..I think there should be a big reveal when your ready to show us your real picture...
Like a HUGE reveal...A Pre-Party...A Ceremony, with Presenters of your eyes, and nose, and you present your face, then a Post-Party celebrating Michael's face. You mean there is actually somebody out there who hasn´t seen his naked pictures yet??? _________________You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
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Michael.
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Theres goes the big secret photos!
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are-why-a-en wrote: By the way Tim, how come it looks like you don't have a body? it's too gross to put in photos
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