Most of yesterday, I thought it was a joke cause none of the newspapers were carrying the news. Only Stern did and who would believe him. But its pretty much confirmed now.

This man had one of the most weird stand up routine. A bunch of 1 or 2 liners usually disconnected from each other. It takes a while to enjoy his jokes and one has to listen to the way he says them. If anyone ever gets the chance, try to watch his comedy central stand up and others.

Some of his best quotes:

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there's any other way to take it in.

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

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