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Michael.
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 Javine wins UK Eurovision http://naturalflux7.com/forums/showthre ... ost&t=1591
Javine Hilton of "PopStars: The Rivals" fame [she narrowly missed a spot in Girls Aloud to the evil ginger one] has been ressurected from a career in solo singing that was going nowhere.
Not to say she didnt have competition though. Former Eurovision loser Gina G ["Oooh Ahh Just a Little Bit"] entered with the wholy dodgy "Flashback" which failed to attract any acclaim from the judges. Andy Scott Lee launched off with a soppy ballad written by Blue insaniac Lee Ryan; and unknown classicpop trio Tricolore launched into a ....classicpop ballad for the mums.
But all eyes were on glamour model Jordan [aka Katie Price] the UK'S answer to Paris Hilton. ......
It was a wholesome celebration of shitty music. A dress rehersal for the endless tirade of shit that IS the Eurovision
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dolcevita
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Bwahahahaha! Eurovision will always be *owned* by Dana International! 
*Velcome to Bengurion Airport* 
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Eurovision is the epitomy of modern Europe's quest for mediocrity. If you needed one reason to move out of Europe, that owuld be it!
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dolcevita
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dolcevita wrote: Oh c'mon, doesn't Dana International make you want to stay there?
I've listened to a couple of songs by her/him that my Israeli friends had on and I didn't care for them. So, to answer your question, no.
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Michael.
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No Dana International for the UK
For a real transexual see Nadia Almada. Winner of Big Brother Uk and the trannie everyone loves to love.
http://www.nadiaalmada.info/gallery/index.htm
Terrifying? Yes. Hillarious and caring? Yes.
Nadia rocks
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Kris K
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And actually......Javine lost out in Girls Aloud to the hot blonde one, SARAH HARDING 
Order they went in:
Cheryl
Nicola
Nadine
Kimberly
Sarah
But anyway:
I wanted Jordan to win, just because it's funny.
Javine is lanky.
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Algren
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Its happened already :???:
fair enough.....well done to her, i hate Jordan.
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Michael.
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mansonmyers wrote: And actually......Javine lost out in Girls Aloud to the hot blonde one, SARAH HARDING Order they went in: Cheryl Nicola Nadine Kimberly Sarah But anyway: I wanted Jordan to win, just because it's funny. Javine is lanky. Scariest. Post. Ever.
On a more serious note - Javine would have been better than evil ginger.
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Kris K
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Mwahaha, i watched the clip this mornin so, yeah.
They friggen rock anyways. 8 consecutive top 5 hits, sell out tour and 2 platinum albums! Yeah byatches!
UK'S biggest girl band!
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neo_wolf
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Ive watched Eurovision Spain and its just like American Idol.
American Idol is a rip off of eurovision right?
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Andrew
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The eurovision curse will strike again, it'll be the end of Javine's career!
And thank christ that blonde big breasted 'thing' didn't win!! what would she have looked like on the night if she had done? 8 months pregnant in that outfit??
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Gambit
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I think we germans should again make some fun of the contest, you remember gildo horn ? ^^ I love brti pop and I always thought you have great singers there, does noone wants to perform on eurovision?
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Snrub
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Krem wrote: Eurovision is the epitomy of modern Europe's quest for mediocrity. If you needed one reason to move out of Europe, that owuld be it! Agreed... It's much like the European George W. Bush. Only much, much better.
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