I just find this panicking like the Avian Flu and SARS panicking again. So, far there has been no death outside Mexico. Mexico would have it worse because it people are packed in like rats there, and not nearly as healthy.
Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:52 am
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
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First detainee accused of spreading willingly the swine flu.
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
Good thing the GOP objected to Obama's funding for wasteful spending in the stimulus packet and completely removed all the funding that was going to prepare for a flu epidemic, huh? It was right about the same time they removed the money for "volcano monitoring" only to have a volcano erupt a few weeks later.
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:08 am
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"Swine flu? I'm too fast for it to catch me!"
Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:20 am
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on Tuesday declared a "state of emergency" for the state over an outbreak of the swine flu that has killed 149 people in Mexico.
So far state and local officials have confirmed 13 cases of the swine flu in California. None has been fatal, although Los Angeles County Coroner's officials were investigating two deaths as possibly related to the disease.
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Apparently the cases in Mexico has risen to 2400 now. Darn cover uppers. Argentina has banned flights coming from Mexico for the next 5 days yet our borders are wide open as usual. They want to vaccinate people with a vaccine that isn't even made for this new mutation and a vaccine isn't even going to be ready for at least 6 months. Umm kay.
I think I may need to start wearing latex gloves before I open and or touch anything when out and about. Oh, and totally avoid people who are coughing up a storm. Stay home you coughing sick people.
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:03 pm
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
infected teenager 5 blocks south of me, infected grad student 7 blocks north of me, hudson river 2 blocks to my west, harlem 4 blocks to the east. I am fucked.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:39 pm
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I've actually been having flu symptoms for the last week, off and on. Just been feeling fevery and body achey, but I just assumed it was the AIDS.
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:42 pm
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
nghtvsn wrote:
Apparently the cases in Mexico has risen to 2400 now. Darn cover uppers. Argentina has banned flights coming from Mexico for the next 5 days yet our borders are wide open as usual. They want to vaccinate people with a vaccine that isn't even made for this new mutation and a vaccine isn't even going to be ready for at least 6 months. Umm kay.
I think I may need to start wearing latex gloves before I open and or touch anything when out and about. Oh, and totally avoid people who are coughing up a storm. Stay home you coughing sick people.
Can you imagine the economic impact it would have if they close the border? I mean c'mon, The United States already has the virus. Closing the border will not resolve or prevent anything.
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:09 am
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
snack wrote:
infected teenager 5 blocks south of me, infected grad student 7 blocks north of me, hudson river 2 blocks to my west, harlem 4 blocks to the east. I am fucked.
truly, you are. but nevertheless, try and act surprised when you are infected
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This guy, named darknessthecurse, makes a very good point about how it is not a big deal....
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:09 am
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Quote:
Spanish Flu of 1918: how bad was it?
With all the scare talk about Coughing Pig Death, plenty of people are calling up the horrors of the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918. And to be sure, the 1918 flu was a tragic, awful calamity. But just how bad was it, statistically speaking?
"It's estimated that about 28 per cent of Canadians and Americans contracted the Spanish flu. Worldwide, an estimated 2.5 per cent of the sick died of complications, which made the pandemic one of the most lethal flu outbreaks in recorded history. Certainly it was one that imprinted itself upon human consciousness for several generations. But there's another way to look at those statistics. You might observe, for example, that they mean that even during the worst ravages of the 1918 flu, 97.5 per cent of those infected survived and recovered. Or that 72 per cent of the population -- even in the absence of the sophisticated public health planning and infrastructure that Canada and the U.S. have since built -- was not infected during the pandemic.
So, even if we had a repeat of the 1918 flu, the chances were seven out of 10 that you wouldn't catch it and if you did, the odds were better than nine out of 10 that you'd survive.
That was during the worst pandemic of the modern era and one which occurred in the days before the instantaneous communications of radio, television and the Web enabled quick public health responses."
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The Scottie wrote:
This guy, named darknessthecurse, makes a very good point about how it is not a big deal....
That guy is an idiot. One relevant point about media fearmongering, surrounded by outright stupidity disguised as rant. His point about flu not being a big deal disease is wrong - - the regular old garden variety flu kills 30,000 Americans every year. I want my six minutes back...
Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:01 am
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
There's been some talk on the news that two kids about 90 minutes north of me might have had it and that they had been experiencing symptoms of the flu ever since returning from Mexico. Not surprisingly it was confirmed earlier that they do in fact have it, so it's now in Massachusetts.
They're also looking into 40 other potential cases.
I read somewhere that someoe died in the çstates because of the Flu
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:39 pm
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Re: SWINE FLU!!! (Obama May Be Infected)
It appears to me Swine Flu is about as deadly as regular flu
Does anybody have any numbers on how many people in Mexico City have caught and/or died from influenza since the Swine Flu craze started? With so many in unsanitary conditions and without proper medical care, I'm guessing if there was any way to track it, the numbers wouldn't be very good...
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