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 Johnson Family Vacation 

What grade would you give this film?
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 Johnson Family Vacation 
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Johnson Family Vacation is a 2004 American comedy film directed by Christopher Erskin. It stars Cedric the Entertainer, Vanessa Williams, Bow Wow, Gabby Soleil, Shannon Elizabeth, Solange Knowles, and Steve Harvey. The film is director Erskin's first feature film directorial project.


Pile o' trash.


Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:42 pm
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There are no proper words to describe my hatred for this movie and its awfulness. This urban road trip family flick makes Are we there yet? look like a highly enjoyable comedy. Nothing, I repeat, nothing about this movie has a single redeeming quality. Someone should tell Cedric the Entertainer that he is neither funny nor entertaining and I would prefer if he stayed out of movie business for good. As for the movie itself, did it even have a point whatsoever? I will not say that the comedic timing was bad...simply because were was nothing comedic about this movie anyway.

Movies like this should not even be called movies, they don't deserve this title. And once I thought the entire road trip with pointless scenes, an unfunny lead and a very annoying and stupid Bow Wow were bad enough, the excruciating families competition towarss the end came in which was not just normally bad, but actually bad to the point that it made me aggressive. This is not simply the worst movie of 2004, but it is also one of the ten worst movies I have seen throughout my life.

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Crap! :smile:

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Lil Bow Wow should just go away.

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