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bABA
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revolutions wrote: all you batman & spiderman fans cast your votes before Supes takes it. Who is the greatest superhero of them all?http://entertainment.aol.co.uk/filmPoll results are: Votes Percent
Superman 587 63%
Batman 193 21%
Spider-Man 154 16% lol refresh & vote as many times as you want. my ass hes the greatest. The poll belongs to the Bat
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El Maskado
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 Shush! wrote: lesterg wrote: Shush! wrote: that has to be the single most horrible thing I've ever read. Uwe Boll anyone? Uwe: At the end Superman must fight Krypton zombies who have liquid kyptonite for blood. Superman fights them all at a rave party to awesome techno music. He punches one of their heads off and looses his powers because he get drenched in evil zombie blood. Then he gets bit and turns into a zombie. Jimmy Olsen comes in and takes pictures and Superman begs him to kill him. Jimmy chops his head off with chainsaw and gains Superman's powers and sequel will have Bow Wow as Jimmy Olsen as new Superman vs. whole planet of evil krypton zombies. oooh oooh ooh. Roid. can you do your uwe boll impersonation and make the above post Bollified? Ok Ill try
Uwe:Here I am doing commentary. Here my two dogs Ed and Wood. Stay Ed. What my vision for Superman is like the video game God of War, Clark Kent only son from earth he decends down from the sky rescue someone but he see a locket of Lois Lane that the man carrying. Superman Grabs locket and lets man fall off cliff, he stare at locket for very long time because he knows he love Lois. I want my movie not to be like Batman Begins because that movie had no action scenes, Spiderman 2 is good movie but also lacked action in first hour. I wanted the movie to be like Halo where you have non stop action BOOM BOOM BOOM. Van Helsing is a good choice about action scene taking over story. Its an example of good effects vs bad effect Batman. Oh I need to talk about our new Lex Luthor Ben Kingsley, hes the best. We wanted Lex Luthor to be master of martial arts equiped with kryton punch because it would be boring to have just a plain man vs the uber man
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Supes has a whole 600 votes.
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bABA
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Bret Ratner is the best wrote: Shush! wrote: lesterg wrote: Shush! wrote: that has to be the single most horrible thing I've ever read. Uwe Boll anyone? Uwe: At the end Superman must fight Krypton zombies who have liquid kyptonite for blood. Superman fights them all at a rave party to awesome techno music. He punches one of their heads off and looses his powers because he get drenched in evil zombie blood. Then he gets bit and turns into a zombie. Jimmy Olsen comes in and takes pictures and Superman begs him to kill him. Jimmy chops his head off with chainsaw and gains Superman's powers and sequel will have Bow Wow as Jimmy Olsen as new Superman vs. whole planet of evil krypton zombies. oooh oooh ooh. Roid. can you do your uwe boll impersonation and make the above post Bollified? Ok Ill try Uwe:Here I am doing commentary. Here my two dogs Ed and Wood. Stay Ed. What my vision for Superman is like the video game God of War, Clark Kent only son from earth he decends down from the sky rescue someone but he see a locket of Lois Lane that the man carrying. Superman Grabs locket and lets man fall off cliff, he stare at locket for very long time because he knows he love Lois. I want my movie not to be like Batman Begins because that movie had no action scenes, Spiderman 2 is good movie but also lacked action in first hour. I wanted the movie to be like Halo where you have non stop action BOOM BOOM BOOM. Van Helsing is a good choice about action scene taking over story. Its an example of good effects vs bad effect Batman. Oh I need to talk about our new Lex Luthor Ben Kingsley, hes the best. We wanted Lex Luthor to be master of martial arts equiped with kryton punch because it would be boring to have just a plain man vs the uber man GOLD!
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lesterg
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Bret Ratner is the best wrote: Shush! wrote: lesterg wrote: Shush! wrote: that has to be the single most horrible thing I've ever read. Uwe Boll anyone? Uwe: At the end Superman must fight Krypton zombies who have liquid kyptonite for blood. Superman fights them all at a rave party to awesome techno music. He punches one of their heads off and looses his powers because he get drenched in evil zombie blood. Then he gets bit and turns into a zombie. Jimmy Olsen comes in and takes pictures and Superman begs him to kill him. Jimmy chops his head off with chainsaw and gains Superman's powers and sequel will have Bow Wow as Jimmy Olsen as new Superman vs. whole planet of evil krypton zombies. oooh oooh ooh. Roid. can you do your uwe boll impersonation and make the above post Bollified? Ok Ill try Uwe:Here I am doing commentary. Here my two dogs Ed and Wood. Stay Ed. What my vision for Superman is like the video game God of War, Clark Kent only son from earth he decends down from the sky rescue someone but he see a locket of Lois Lane that the man carrying. Superman Grabs locket and lets man fall off cliff, he stare at locket for very long time because he knows he love Lois. I want my movie not to be like Batman Begins because that movie had no action scenes, Spiderman 2 is good movie but also lacked action in first hour. I wanted the movie to be like Halo where you have non stop action BOOM BOOM BOOM. Van Helsing is a good choice about action scene taking over story. Its an example of good effects vs bad effect Batman. Oh I need to talk about our new Lex Luthor Ben Kingsley, hes the best. We wanted Lex Luthor to be master of martial arts equiped with kryton punch because it would be boring to have just a plain man vs the uber man Good, but needs more zombies. _________________
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El Maskado
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Uwe: Here we are with scene where Superman and Lois have a love scene. I wanted Tara Reid to get naked as Lois Lane but she wont take her top off, she said it would be sexier if she had a full sweater on so Casper Van Dien as Clark Kent rolls on bed with Tara Reid but Clark doesnt know his strength he squeeze Lois too tight causing her to suffocate. I wanted Clark to scream and yell at the top of his lungs because he mad and sad at the same time that Lois died by his hands. Here we queue up the music by rock band Cutting Edge and the song "I died in your arms tonight" from the Grand Theft Auto soundtrack. Here it last 2 minutes of flash back of Clark and Lois sharing old memories and clips of each other...
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BKB_The_Man wrote: excel wrote: Superman will do north of 250 million anyways, so i dont think itll mater all that much. 
I realize that Rotten Tomatoes doesn't allow their members to "transport" BKB posts over to their forum, but I think they'd make an exception for this one.
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bABA
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Bret Ratner is the best wrote: Uwe: Here we are with scene where Superman and Lois have a love scene. I wanted Tara Reid to get naked as Lois Lane but she wont take her top off, she said it would be sexier if she had a full sweater on so Casper Van Dien as Clark Kent rolls on bed with Tara Reid but Clark doesnt know his strength he squeeze Lois too tight causing her to suffocate. I wanted Clark to scream and yell at the top of his lungs because he mad and sad at the same time that Lois died by his hands. Here we queue up the music by rock band Cutting Edge and the song "I died in your arms tonight" from the Grand Theft Auto soundtrack. Here it last 2 minutes of flash back of Clark and Lois sharing old memories and clips of each other... ACTION ACTION ACTION!!
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El Maskado
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Shush! wrote: Bret Ratner is the best wrote:
ACTION ACTION ACTION!!
No no this time we concentrate little on love scene and then action. Critic say I action out too much so I try to improve with each movie. Maybe 90% action 10% dialogue this time. I take rest of action by boxing geeky critics like Gene Shalit and ripping his fake moustache
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Erendis
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lesterg wrote: Was just at 7/11 and place was filled with Superman Slurpee cups. There were way more than the X3 ones. 7/11 ordered more because they know everyone likes Superman more than having a stupid cup with Callisto and Magneto on it.
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In all seriousness - Superman does have X3 beat in the all-important Slurpee arena. Oh I get it. I'm sure it went something like this:
7-11 clerk: Here's your Slurpee.
Youth in sugar withdrawl: Hey, that's an X-3 cup! I like Superman better, can I have a Superman cup?
7-11 clerk: Wow, you're the fourth one today. We'd better call Corporate and order more Superman cups.
(Seriously, you saw Superman cups because X-3's time was up. No more, no less. The switch from X-3 cups to Superman cups was probably bought and paid for by WB months in advance.)
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bABA
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Bret Ratner is the best wrote: Shush! wrote: Bret Ratner is the best wrote:
ACTION ACTION ACTION!!
No no this time we concentrate little on love scene and then action. Critic say I action out too much so I try to improve with each movie. Maybe 90% action 10% dialogue this time. I take rest of action by boxing geeky critics like Gene Shalit and ripping his fake moustache LOVE ACTION!!
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lesterg
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Bret Ratner is the best wrote: Uwe: Here we are with scene where Superman and Lois have a love scene. I wanted Tara Reid to get naked as Lois Lane but she wont take her top off, she said it would be sexier if she had a full sweater on so Casper Van Dien as Clark Kent rolls on bed with Tara Reid but Clark doesnt know his strength he squeeze Lois too tight causing her to suffocate. I wanted Clark to scream and yell at the top of his lungs because he mad and sad at the same time that Lois died by his hands. Here we queue up the music by rock band Cutting Edge and the song "I died in your arms tonight" from the Grand Theft Auto soundtrack. Here it last 2 minutes of flash back of Clark and Lois sharing old memories and clips of each other... Do you really think Uwe can get Casper Van Dien?
Also, I think Uwe should do something that he considers a tribute to Christopher Reeve:
"Everyone love horse-man who played Superman before he fall off horse. In new movie, we'll take cgi and put his face on Casper's body for a scene where Clark Kent falls off horse. Except horse is mutant zombie horse and it eats his face after it throws him. Doctors do surgery (in space) for reconstruction and that is why we can have new actor (Casper) as Superman. i will dedicate movie to horse-man" _________________
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Excel
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it 4 glowing reviews n one bad one. its good cause it totally nails all of the characters so well that you just dont care. for a re invntin fo superman, whichis what w.b. wanted, that ws perfct
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excel wrote: it 4 glowing reviews n one bad one. its good cause it totally nails all of the characters so well that you just dont care. for a re invntin fo superman, whichis what w.b. wanted, that ws perfct umm ...
WB did not want a reinvention. They wanted a restart. Reinvention was be to totally redefine the character and in the comic book world when a character is a superman type person, that is a no no.
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excel wrote: it 4 glowing reviews n one bad one. its good cause it totally nails all of the characters so well that you just dont care. for a re invntin fo superman, whichis what w.b. wanted, that ws perfct How exactly does this qualify as a reinvention when it's a sequel to Donner's film?
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Excel
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no, im talking abrams script.
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bABA
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excel wrote: no, im talking abrams script. abram's script ......
.... reminds me of someone named Patience Phillips. I'm sure WB wanted to avoid SINO.
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El Maskado
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Abrams idea was as bad as Burton's idea of giving Superman some sort of batmobile and having him dress in all black
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ive read it. take out the luthors an alien swhit, n theyd have loved it.
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bABA
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excel wrote: ive read it. take out the luthors an alien swhit, n theyd have loved it. SINO!!
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That Abrams script sounds hilarious. It sounds like it came from the mind of excel.
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http://latinoreview.com/scriptreview.php?id=11
people from here would it eat up, no qeustion. box office would be through the roof.
budget would have been atleast 300 million though as oposed to superman returns 204.
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Excel
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flybys best scene can be found here
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/sho ... p?t=150381
lots of typos from whoever typed it out, but thats it.
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El Maskado
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You did know that in Abrams script he wanted Jimmy Olsen to be gay in the story, excel
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Shack wrote: That Abrams script sounds hilarious. It sounds like it came from the mind of excel.  _________________
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