That's some loogie!

All the better to crash and burn on the weekend!

South African Charl Schwartzel for the win - - with three Aussies and an Englishman right behind - - brilliant!

Tiger's swing looks better than it has in a LONG time. His putting still comes and goes, but it will come back.

It'll come back alright - - IN HELL!!!!!

really? you can do better than that.

He still curses. He still tosses clubs. His interviews, still, are clipped and smug — the few he gives, that is.

This new version of Tiger Woods was supposed to be warmer, fuzzier, someone who showed more respect for the game and all those fans who've made him a very rich man. A year later, it appears as if the only thing about Woods that's really changed is his ability to win.

No one expected Woods to become Phil Mickelson when he returned to the game following the swiftest, sharpest downfall of a star athlete in recent memory. Taming his temper and ego was going to be as big a project as his swing change, and he's having about as much luck.

Sure, he'll occasionally wave as he walks off the tee, make eye contact with fans here and there. He has stopped during pro-am rounds to pose for pictures. He's even embraced Twitter, showing a charming personality in 140 characters or less. Those things are relatively easy to do, however. When it comes to basic course etiquette and being more accessible, he can't seem to be bothered.

He was fined for spitting on the green during the final round of the Dubai Desert Classic earlier this year. He cursed enough during the Masters that CBS' coverage probably should have come with a "parental discretion is advised" disclaimer. His interview with Bill Macatee after shooting a 67 on Sunday was needlessly testy, making his uncomfortable chat with Peter Kostis a year earlier look like a fireside chat.

Even when he does talk, he sidesteps the most mundane questions about how his life has changed, and treats reasonable inquiries about the state of his game with disdain.

Before the sex scandal, Woods had a Q Score — the measure of likeability among consumers — of 28, second only to Michael Jordan among athletes. Now his Q Score is 14, putting him in the same company as serial problem children Terrell Owens and Randy Moss.

"He was never the most personable athlete out there by any means. He always had that attitude, but it fell by the wayside because he was a champion. That's not the case now," said Henry Schafer, executive vice president of The Q Scores Company. "This is where he's at, and that's what people are going to focus on until he starts winning."

His spitting incident in Dubai caused so much outrage that Royal & Ancient chief executive Peter Dawson suggested this week that the PGA and European tours make their disciplinary actions public.