A 'serious relationship' is an imaginary connection between at least two persons, founded and sustained by the poles of the connection. A marriage is an imaginary bond between at least two persons and the state, founded by the bound persons, sustained by them and the state (and, in some cases, also by a higher being). In essence, both forms of commitment are equal and the same; the only difference is that a marriage, by virtue of the belief that a marriage constitutes a binding contract, has many legal implications. The state can be regarded as a marriage of all the citizens of a country, though founded by few and sustained by sheer power.

Spammer in the making

Guy shows up on a movie board and the first and only thing he posts is this?

It's a set up for a spam site. They'll post a topic that might get a bunch of answers then will follow it up with a link to a spam site to get it to a higher rank on Google.

Of course, leave it to Argos to wax faux-philosophical about relationships and marriage

I, too, was able to notice that this was his, or rather its, first post.