Obama's Birth Certificate
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Groucho
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nghtvsn wrote: Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate. Hey. I don't care either way because he's in already and even if he wasn't qualified he wouldn't be going anywhere anyway. I'm just suggesting that if he wants it to "end" then just release the long form and be done with it, but he isn't interested in doing so and that's that. You forget that these birthers have been around since before the election. At the time, they claimed there was no birth certificate. So Obama finally said "Fine, here you go." They then backtracked and said "Oh, shit, there really is a birth certificate! Uh, uh.... well, it isn't the original that is kept locked up!" So the Governor of Hawaii and the keeper of records (both of whom are Republicans who campaigned for McCain) said "It's there, and we've seen it, and he was born here." So the birthers now say "Well, uh, uh, these guys are obviously part of the conspiracy!" It's ridiculous, and I agree that it is based in racism -- these people can't believe a black man actually won the Presidency (and by a large margin). It's can't be real! It's like a nightmare! So they grab onto anything that can possibly make their world make sense again. He's not really an American! Yeah, that's it! Loonies, the lot of them.
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:20 pm |
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Groucho
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Tyler wrote: It can't be. The copy released by the Hawaiian government is the best that can be done. Plus, even if it was legal to release, the nuts still wouldn't shut up anyway. Exactly; they'll find something else. The claims these loons make on one of the political boards I am on is amazing -- "Why won't he release his kindergarten records?" (Because the school didn't save them for anyone. No one who went to kindergarten there has any records). "Why won't the doctor who delivered him testify?" (Well, because unless the doctor was 20 year old or less when he delivered Obama, he's probably dead by now even if he remembered one child out of the hundreds he probably delivered.) "What about the Presidential Order he signed limiting what private records he has to produce from the White House? What's he hiding?" (Nothing, the Order rescinded Bush's, which hid even MORE, and replaced it with the one that had been in effect since Reagan) There are other claims they are making that are just as silly, especially because they have NO evidence whatsoever to support their claim. Loons, the lot of them.
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:25 pm |
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Caius
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I especially loathe the people like Lou Dobbs/Berg who are doing this for ratings and web traffic and not because the truly believe Obama to be a Kenyan. I think people like them are even worse than the average fuckstain who laps-up their drivel and actually believes the bunk.
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:02 am |
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Tyler
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So, is that Barack fellow a Soetoro of Indonesia or born in a safari van?
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:57 pm |
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Chippy
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Probably the safari van
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:58 pm |
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Groucho
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Proof! Here is Bigfoot himself, holding Obama's Kenyan birth certificate!  By the way, have you been keeping up with this latest? That crazy lady who claims to be a lawyer (but who took an on line course from an unaccredited "law school" which means no state in the US will allow her to be a member of the Bar) claims that she has discovered the actual certificate from Kenya! Problems? Kenya was a Dominion the date this certificate was allegedly issued and would not become a republic for 8 months. Mombasa belonged to Zanzibar when Obama was born, not Kenya. Obama's father's village would be nearer to Nairobi, not Mombasa. The hospital is Coast Provincial General Hospital (sometimes said to be Coast Province General Hospital), not Coast General Hospital. Would a nation with a large number of Muslims actually say "Christian name" (as opposed to "name") on the birth certificate? It was called the "Central Nyanza District," not Nyanza Province. The regions were changed to provinces in 1970. The certificate has the number 47O44-- 47 is Obama's age when he became president, followed by the letter O (not a zero) followed by 44--he is the 44th president. (It's amazing! His birth certificate predicted it all!) The name of the registrar is "EF Lavender." EF Lavender (a/k/a "Earth Friendly Lavender" is a laundry detergent. Officials of Coast Province General Hospital reported: “We do not have computerized records going back to the 1960’s and can only sort through our archives by hand,” says Dr. Christopher Mwanga, an administrator at the Mombasa hospital. “We have searched for all the names of babies born on Aug. 4, 1961, and have not found the name of Barack Hussein Obama. That is all I can tell you.” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/0 ... 49850.html
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:25 pm |
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Krem
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Aha! Obama hired the lady, so that she would make the birthers story not credible, therefore once again hiding the truth.
Not so fast, Barack Hussein (secretly Muslim) Obama!
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:42 pm |
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Tyler
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Most of these people would be surprised there are even hospitals in Kenya, and instead pictured him getting shit out onto a bundle of tribal nose rings.
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Krem
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By the way, I love it that her name is Orly. 
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Beeblebrox
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Groucho wrote: Problems?
Kenya was a Dominion the date this certificate was allegedly issued and would not become a republic for 8 months. Aw, that's so cute, thinking that facts and reality will dissuade these nutters from believing that Obama is a secret Muslim from Kenya.  My favorite part would be their insistence that Obama is the one to blame for their obsession with his place of birth, since he refuses to release his *real* birth certificate. Because, you know, when he actually did that and had it verified by the state of Hawaii and Factcheck.org, it sure shut them up, didn't it?
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Groucho
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Krem wrote: By the way, I love it that her name is Orly.  That's great! 
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Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:58 pm |
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Speevy
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Here's a scan of his birth certificate, that proves he's Kenyan! 
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Chippy
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Honkie eh?
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Tyler
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I like the 7/11 part. Smooth.
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MARVEL_ROCKS
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Is this the fakest president ever?
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Tyler
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Dear god, what are you doing in this forum?
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MARVEL_ROCKS
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Tyler wrote: Dear god, what are you doing in this forum? having fun.
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:24 pm |
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Groucho
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In case you guys hadn't heard, that fake birth certificate claimed by Orly was shown conclusively to be a fraud when the people who posted it originally posted how they had created it. http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009 ... .php?ref=n
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Tyler
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Here's what I don't understand about calling Obama a socialist or radical commie lefty liberal: he's against single payer health care, he's increased the defense budget, he's against gay marriage, against drug legalization, not strongly pro-EFCA, his cabinet is full of warhawks and corporatists and Republicans, he refuses to investigate the previous administration's crimes, 42% of the stimulus bill he signed and pushed for was in tax cuts, and he continues to try and work with the Republicans. None of that is exactly Kucinich or Nader-like. Why haven't these wackos coming out of the woodwork been as passionately against any president since...I don't know, FDR in terms of pinkodom? I could argue Nixon's policies were to the left of Obama.
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Tyler wrote: Here's what I don't understand about calling Obama a socialist or radical commie lefty liberal: he's against single payer health care, he's increased the defense budget, he's against gay marriage, against drug legalization, not strongly pro-EFCA, his cabinet is full of warhawks and corporatists and Republicans, he refuses to investigate the previous administration's crimes, 42% of the stimulus bill he signed and pushed for was in tax cuts, and he continues to try and work with the Republicans. None of that is exactly Kucinich or Nader-like. Why haven't these wackos coming out of the woodwork been as passionately against any president since...I don't know, FDR in terms of pinkodom? I could argue Nixon's policies were to the left of Obama. because he's half black.
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loyalfromlondon wrote: Tyler wrote: Here's what I don't understand about calling Obama a socialist or radical commie lefty liberal: he's against single payer health care, he's increased the defense budget, he's against gay marriage, against drug legalization, not strongly pro-EFCA, his cabinet is full of warhawks and corporatists and Republicans, he refuses to investigate the previous administration's crimes, 42% of the stimulus bill he signed and pushed for was in tax cuts, and he continues to try and work with the Republicans. None of that is exactly Kucinich or Nader-like. Why haven't these wackos coming out of the woodwork been as passionately against any president since...I don't know, FDR in terms of pinkodom? I could argue Nixon's policies were to the left of Obama. because he's half black. The Internet doesn't help, it allows for easier dissemination of crazy.
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Tyler
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loyalfromlondon wrote: Tyler wrote: Here's what I don't understand about calling Obama a socialist or radical commie lefty liberal: he's against single payer health care, he's increased the defense budget, he's against gay marriage, against drug legalization, not strongly pro-EFCA, his cabinet is full of warhawks and corporatists and Republicans, he refuses to investigate the previous administration's crimes, 42% of the stimulus bill he signed and pushed for was in tax cuts, and he continues to try and work with the Republicans. None of that is exactly Kucinich or Nader-like. Why haven't these wackos coming out of the woodwork been as passionately against any president since...I don't know, FDR in terms of pinkodom? I could argue Nixon's policies were to the left of Obama. because he's half black. I heard the same stuff about Clinton and he wasn't half-black. Well, on the inside, maybe. Toni Morrison said so.
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Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:53 pm |
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Loyal
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Tyler wrote: loyalfromlondon wrote: Tyler wrote: Here's what I don't understand about calling Obama a socialist or radical commie lefty liberal: he's against single payer health care, he's increased the defense budget, he's against gay marriage, against drug legalization, not strongly pro-EFCA, his cabinet is full of warhawks and corporatists and Republicans, he refuses to investigate the previous administration's crimes, 42% of the stimulus bill he signed and pushed for was in tax cuts, and he continues to try and work with the Republicans. None of that is exactly Kucinich or Nader-like. Why haven't these wackos coming out of the woodwork been as passionately against any president since...I don't know, FDR in terms of pinkodom? I could argue Nixon's policies were to the left of Obama. because he's half black. I heard the same stuff about Clinton and he wasn't half-black. Well, on the inside, maybe. Toni Morrison said so. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/polit ... 34147.html If you read the Esquire story, there are millions of people on the birther/socialism fringe. It's never been this bad.
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