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Caius
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 Obama's Birth Certificate
I would like to take this opportunity to tell all the fringe dip-shits that believe this is a fake, to shut the fuck up. Seriously, it only helps President Obama and I am sure he likes seeing the opposition discredited by such stupidity.
1) There is a birth certificate. 2) The birth was announced in two local papers. Unless his parents were grooming him for a Presidential run, why would they, if he was really born in Kenya, have published an announcement? The simple reason is because HE WAS BORN THERE. There is no other reason they would have done this that makes any sense.
This is just as stupid as the North American Highway/Amero believing group of dildos. Same with the 9/11 truthers.
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Jeff
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It's retarded (the controversy).
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:44 am |
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nghtvsn
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Caius wrote: I would like to take this opportunity to tell all the fringe dip-shits that believe this is a fake, to shut the fuck up. Seriously, it only helps President Obama and I am sure he likes seeing the opposition discredited by such stupidity.
1) There is a birth certificate. 2) The birth was announced in two local papers. Unless his parents were grooming him for a Presidential run, why would they, if he was really born in Kenya, have published an announcement? The simple reason is because HE WAS BORN THERE. There is no other reason they would have done this that makes any sense.
This is just as stupid as the North American Highway/Amero believing group of dildos. Same with the 9/11 truthers. Dear President, Just release the original birth certificate to the public and everyone should then be convinced without any reservations. However, part of me thinks he enjoys this "controversy" as it distracts people from questioning his continued escalation of the war in afghanistan, the 23 trillion that's been stolen, the petty stimulus packages passed to please the public and his falling poll numbers among many other things.
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Jeff
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He did release the original certificate.
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:28 pm |
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nghtvsn
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Katie wrote: He did release the original certificate. That's so true. Now, if he'll just release the more detailed form then distraction will be closed. What's the problem? http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/bi ... ficate.asp
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Jedi Master Carr
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These people are crazy, they are in the same category as the 9/11 nuts, the Roswell people, and Holocaust deniers. All of them should be locked up in a mental ward.
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:53 pm |
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Jeff
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I thought he recently released and allowed press access to the actual certificate. I saw some photos online.
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:59 pm |
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Beeblebrox
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nghtvsn wrote: Just release the original birth certificate to the public and everyone should then be convinced without any reservations. Um, no they won't. If the birthers aren't convinced by now, then NOTHING is going to convince them. That's the way conspiracy theories work.
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:42 pm |
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nghtvsn
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Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: Just release the original birth certificate to the public and everyone should then be convinced without any reservations. Um, no they won't. If the birthers aren't convinced by now, then NOTHING is going to convince them. That's the way conspiracy theories work. I'd expect one to say that. That just feeds into the game by playing it that way. But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. When the 23 trillion and counting eventually gets cashed in then we won't have to worry about this anymore.
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Krem
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First of all, why does this even matter? His mother was an American citizen. He was a U.S. citizen at birth. It wouldn't matter where he was born, then. Second, here's his birth certificate:  The birthers are idiots. Yes, a black man is president. Fucking deal with it.
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:03 pm |
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Box
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They actually have his parents race on the certificate? Crazy shit.
Krem, where is *your* birth certificate.
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Christian
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Mine has my parents' citizenship rather than race.
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Box
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Mine has my birthplace as Baghdad, Iraq.
Fuck, I will never become president of the u.s.a.
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Tyler
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Last I checked, the birth certificate proper can't be released because of Hawaiian law. So, a copy has been released, it was reported in the newspapers in '61. Do these people want a cavity search too?
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:05 pm |
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Beeblebrox
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nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate.
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redspear
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Jedi Master Carr wrote: These people are crazy, they are in the same category as the 9/11 nuts, the Roswell people, and Holocaust deniers. All of them should be locked up in a mental ward. While I think the evidence is overwhelming that world trade center collapsed from planes flying into them. I can sort of forgive some people for thinking it looked like a controlled demolition. Unfortuanately groups with other intentions trying to push ideas that are not only as crazy but also even more unfounded(sovereign citizen, Strawmen redemption, Illuminati(bilderbergs, bohemian, blah blah), Codex Nuts, HAARP, Flurodie(Mindcontrol) Chemtrails) have used this as a door to turn more people to their ideas whioch of course profit the Aaron Russos, Alex Jones, David Ickes and other scumbags of the world.
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:56 pm |
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Jeff
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Tyler wrote: Last I checked, the birth certificate proper can't be released because of Hawaiian law. So, a copy has been released, it was reported in the newspapers in '61. Do these people want a cavity search too? Probably.
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nghtvsn
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Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate. Hey. I don't care either way because he's in already and even if he wasn't qualified he wouldn't be going anywhere anyway. I'm just suggesting that if he wants it to "end" then just release the long form and be done with it, but he isn't interested in doing so and that's that.
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Jedi Master Carr
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nghtvsn wrote: Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate. Hey. I don't care either way because he's in already and even if he wasn't qualified he wouldn't be going anywhere anyway. I'm just suggesting that if he wants it to "end" then just release the long form and be done with it, but he isn't interested in doing so and that's that. Why should he bother? Bush never tried to shut up the 9/11 nuts. People like that are crazy and I don't think you could ever please most of them. They say any document you release is a phony.
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Krem
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nghtvsn wrote: Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate. Hey. I don't care either way because he's in already and even if he wasn't qualified he wouldn't be going anywhere anyway. I'm just suggesting that if he wants it to "end" then just release the long form and be done with it, but he isn't interested in doing so and that's that. Hey, look UP. There is a picture of the certificate in this thread.
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:08 pm |
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nghtvsn
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Krem wrote: nghtvsn wrote: Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate. Hey. I don't care either way because he's in already and even if he wasn't qualified he wouldn't be going anywhere anyway. I'm just suggesting that if he wants it to "end" then just release the long form and be done with it, but he isn't interested in doing so and that's that. Hey, look UP. There is a picture of the certificate in this thread. I've been over that. There are two types. The hospital has a more detailed version available that they are not allowed to release but the President can do so if he chooses. He won't and that's that. Again, I Don't Care. 23 Trillion...Hello...this is just a distraction device and he's playing along with it. Let's talk about his beer and chips meeting with Gates and Crowley.
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redspear
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nghtvsn wrote: Krem wrote: nghtvsn wrote: Beeblebrox wrote: nghtvsn wrote: But hey, we want to quibble over a certificate fine. No, WE don't. YOU do. I could give a shit about his birth certificate. Hey. I don't care either way because he's in already and even if he wasn't qualified he wouldn't be going anywhere anyway. I'm just suggesting that if he wants it to "end" then just release the long form and be done with it, but he isn't interested in doing so and that's that. Hey, look UP. There is a picture of the certificate in this thread. I've been over that. There are two types. The hospital has a more detailed version available that they are not allowed to release but the President can do so if he chooses. He won't and that's that. Again, I Don't Care. 23 Trillion...Hello...this is just a distraction device and he's playing along with it. Let's talk about his beer and chips meeting with Gates and Crowley. Thisisnt a distraction for anything because the only people who care are people idiotic enough to believe this stuff and the people who are scared by the people who believe this stuff. It isn't even main stream news. But what the hell you actually believe 23 trillion dollars was stolen...but which way by a guy who faked his death and had a front man running a company or by a large coprorate company that stole bonds and stocks. Or is this a new device maybe even simplier are you talking about the evil fed draining us into bankruptcy? No need a distraction for those things because those aren't real and wouldn't stand up ot basic journalism standards and will continue to exist in the realm of second hand blogs and FEMA death camps.
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:13 pm |
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Beeblebrox
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nghtvsn wrote: Again, I Don't Care. Oh, obviously. You keep demanding he release it (even though he has) and harping on it because you don't care. Again, he's released his birth certificate. The Hawaiian govt has verified it. Factceck.org has verified it. The conspiracy theorists are still insisting he's a Kenyan. NOTHING will convince them otherwise. Not a thing.
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Chippy
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Maybe if he released it.
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Tyler
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It can't be. The copy released by the Hawaiian government is the best that can be done. Plus, even if it was legal to release, the nuts still wouldn't shut up anyway.
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