oh geez!!! what a bunch of weirdo's they've picked again.


I don't think any of them has a brain cell between them... except for maybe the gay conservative- but thats just too weird to contemplate anyway....

=;

the women are all slappers and attention seekers, the men are mostly just weirdos... then theres the guy who doesn't like people with strong opinions- however he has a load of strong opinions himself.

theres the 'psychic' woman from atlantis apparently....

probably worth mentioning at this point that the showers are all outside and the walls are all see through- oh god!!! can this show sink any lower!!?????!?!!!!???

the pain, the pain.

unfortunately this stupid program will be on the tv in my house all summer.....i;m gonna lock myself away in my room and not come out till its gone away....

My least favourite person ever is the "token supercamp gay" who saw fit to enter the house caked in makeup, walking like Caprice and wearing a womans sari and head-dress train...he is quite a character and is likely to become very annoying very quickly.

god yeah!!!!

what was with the sari!!!????? lol!

the 'token supercamp gays' really i annoy me... can we perhaps have some better representations of minority groups....

Yeah i know - tv executives seem to go out of their way to find the least likable gay people in the country just to fuel hate. Oh and because their infinate comical capibilities help keep ratings a flowin

Last year was my favourite, i always knew they couldnt top that. I was a huge Victor and Ahmed fan.

Sincere and the Gooner seemed interesting to me.
That Turk, Kamel...seems like Marco meets Nadia.

Hopefully it will be ok.

Nadia and Jade have been my favourite housemates.

Victor was honestly the worst human being ive ever seen in teleivison history. Hes like....just no.

lol- I didn't like victor either! - the jungle cats!!!! wtf??? lol

my fav character of all probably has to be dean from series 2- pretty nice layedback kinda guy.

last year was too horrbible to watch- I felt awful watching people suffering, being wound up, and having various 'pranks' played on them... so had to stop watching. i suspect this year will go the same way.... but like i said- it will be on in my house anyway so will give it a chance..

also going back to the red sari- doesn;t that symbolise marriage... imagine if a bloke came into the house wearing a white wedding dress - lol!!! (maybe next year)

Wierdly i actually met Spencer in my gym on Tuesday from Big Brother 3. Which is odd considering im in like a craphole of scotland.


My favourite was Jade. I mean the corkers she came out with like "Whats a Beruuca!? Am i minging!?" when she hurt her foot; in floods of tears.

Shes certainly not minging any more - she probobly bathes in money.

As for Nadia...ahh she should have got a tv show or something. Sure no one would understand a word she says but hey, it'd be funny to watch.

Anna from Big Brother 1 has always been my favourite. She had a terrific dry wit.

Other than her, I'd say Brian Dowling (who was pretty hilarious as well) or that Alex bloke (purely for the bit where he hid behind the door that party night).

This year's lot look like they'll be fantastic to watch, although there doesn't seem to be a likeable one among them. Except for maybe Sam. She seems extremely likeable. By which I mean she's damn attractive. Its a shame her mouth's full of crap. By which I mean her teeth are horrible.

lol! wow how fantastically random!!



yeah that was funny!!!



lol- its a shame she feels the need to talk out of her ass so much to make her seem interesting, coz she doesn;t need to- she's pretty and inteligent. *grumble grumble*

I wonder what they are all up to now.......

*EKR logs off to watch big brother live*












*EKR comes back when she realises they are all terribly boring and possibly drawing pictures of each other- can't tell coz theres no god damn sound- stupid 'censoring'*

Hahah did you see that picture drawing shit? Derek flipped out when people laughed as he called Makosi's eyes "An ocean that goes on and on and on forever"


God its too much. They are all hillarious but unintentionally.
Especially Kemal. Who is also fucking annoying.

That hooker who wore the nurses outfit needs a slap. What i found hillarious was , as she went up the steps, she kept trying to pull down the dress showing her arse off - as if she had to come across all modest and coy all of a sudden. There was, of course, photographers bending round to try and get the photo of her ass which im sure has already appeared in some shit tabloid.

As for Sam? Shes kind of hot but she takes Christina Aguleria's morales as a life lesson. Anyone who does that has to be a bit idiotic. Plus shes like "I love being a slut, im so popular at uni everyone loves me" Shes like a kind of high school popular bitch everyone really hated who continues to be deluded into this idea that people actually like her and she has power over everyone else.
When she finally DOES turn ugly the little power she has will trickle away and shell be an insecure, lonely old hag.

Oh wait what were we talking about again ?

The lack of normality is plain going to alienate audiences. Theres not one normal person there. Or one mildly attractive person either.

Except maybe "MY TATS ARE HUGE" Saiska.

P.S - Spencer is like, tiny.

yeah i did!!! lol!!! poor Derek....



amen to that!!!!



lol- very true actually!!




yup!!! - i wish there was a least on guy in there I found attractive- then i could at least have an excuse for watching this crap.... :razz:


i wonder what they are doing now- sleeping i suspect... or sunbathing.

I'm loving it.

Makosi all the way, she's so fuckin funny.

Liking:
Makosi (Hilarious), Saskia (pretty, quiet), Kemal (bitchy, annoying), Vanessa (goofy, useless), Craig (sweet), Anthony (Hot as Fuck), Mary (Seriously weird, but sweet)

Hating:
Sam (Daft nasty bitch.) Science (Typical gangster, hated victor too), Maxwell (dickhead.)



Sam and Maxwell should be evicted soon...hate them both with a passion....and Sam is in desperate need of a haricut.

Okay, heres my hot and not [so gay] list of contestants so far.

Events of notability from this year

+ lots of arguing and bitching already. God its good viewing
+ Kemal's "Dont let me down bitch" entrance
+ Craig dressing up like Britney Spears and generally embarrasing himself and his family infront of the nation
+ Samantha rushing to the diary room to broadcast that shes horny and she wants to fuck two guys shes known for a week.
+ Mary being a shifty version of the girl from the grudge; but i like her despite her freaky-nervousness
+ Kemal belly dancing in his pants
+ Roberto showng an over-zealous interest in giving Maxwell and Anthony massages
+ Anthony beeing booed in his entrance for posing, then blaming it on his PR person
+ Derek entering the diary room to basically scream like a girl and say hes "ecstatic" for no apparent reason.
+ Vanessa, doing nothing. She claimed in her application that other housemates would hate her for "Being too loud" yeah...

HOT

Makosi - Shes funny, sweet and smart. Sure shes a tad snooty and im not sure if shes playing the game or being herself, but shes sweet and i like her.
Saiska - Shes probobly a total cow, but she looks like a larger breasted, brown haired eastern Jessica Simpson
Kemal - An annoying oddity who i just find hillarious because hes beyond weird


NOT

Lesley - Okay shes quiet but shes also a bitch who thinks all women ever want to be her.
Science - I wish he was a mute
Anthony - I didn't know a garden gnome could be quite so vain. Easy on that old spray tan pal - and the teeth whitening is a bit much as well.
Craig - God he takes himself so seriously sometimes and is clearly insecure and just pisses me off. That Britney Spears thing set me over the edge
Sam - I dont find her attractive or interesting. Just a whoore

I wish they would show BB UK here...maybe on BBC America. I think the American version is sanitized. I still can't wait for it to start here!

It was so awesome tonight.

Lesley and Sam nearly had a bitchfight. Sam ended up crying because Leslie stole her makeup bag.

Roberto meanwhile asked Kemal why he didnt tell his parents he was gay, [duh] before Kemal decided to go in a strop all night.

Maxwell was given a thong by big brother which he set on fire; whilst Saiska played big brother in her secret task.

Elsewhere Makosi started giving Anthony a handjob [after of course gyrating all over Science to give him a "semi"]

Lesley is a scary brute! :O She's terrifying.......i hate sam, but actually felt quite sorry for her in the end up....awwkt.

Loving Saskia, Makosi and Vanessa.....they rock.....Kemals getting a bit annoying, Maxwell seems decent now, and Anthony is georgous.

Wonder whos up for nomination?

I'm guessing Sam, Roberto or Science

Anthony. Craig. Derek. Lesley. Kemal. Makosi. Maxwell. Roberto. Sam. Saskia. Science. Vanessa.



Mary has been evicted.

has anyone seen roberto wearing his apron!! :laugh:

wishfull thinking! [-(

Makosi turns out to be a slut;
Not liking her now i know this!

I liek Roberto actually. Just wish hed put some clothes on and stop massaging the guys in that wierd "straddle your ass" way and expect us to think hes straight.

Makosi is a right slut!!! shes such a wind up for the guys!!!

DEREK TO GO!!!

HATE HIM!!- stuck up snob!

did anyone see the box challenge- OMG- I wouldn't have lasted half an hour!! lol

Did anyone see Sam giving Makosi a snog?

Then Sam lapdancing [Gay] Anthony.
Before Saiska kissed Maxwell and then Roberto gave Kemal a stiffy.

Its all a bit dirty.

lol! that was funny- but surreal!!!

everyone's shagging! what is this madness!?

lol. its like big brother: porn edition!

maxwell and saskia, anthony and makosi..

not to mention all the snogging!! - orlaith and makosi, craig and orlaith, etc etc etc....

what is this madness?? has someone been feeding them aphrodisacs??

I feel so dirty when i watch it
Thankfully tonight Alias was on so i missed most of it.

On another note ALIAS is so fucking good this season Its like. The best show ever.

And some big shizzle happened in a nuclear reactor. Biigggg shizzle.