Is this serious or satire?

I'm being a little bit tongue in cheek but I think there are some hits in here

Nice article

You basically want Robbie to have been a star in the 80s and 90s, lol. Those ideas are so not 2022!

But I do love the kangaroo zoo one. And I believe you only gave the fourth idea to use the "The Nutsless Professor" pun

Robbie is already beyond most of those ideas in her own head. She sees herself as a major star now. She's already done prestige films with auteuristic directors, she's had the mainstream superhero involvement, and she's a perfect ten looks-wise. What else is left to do? She'll fade like all actresses do as she approaches her 40s. Actresses have a short lifespan, and she more-or-less failed with her time in the sun.