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 Discussion of Penis Sizes 
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I'm surprised you don't find those giant turkey legs sexy.


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Wild sex is something I'm not into. I loathed the group experiences Ive had and would not like a threesome. I enjoy being very close/intimate, though as mentioned, my partners always want it sloooow. Wild sex like one might watch in a porno would just be entirely exhausting and a bit too...idk, I'd feel dirty doing it that style. Like, "just penetration" and on kissing, cuddling, etc etc. The folks who are into sm and all that are just creepy.


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Crazy sex is just all too time consuming and tiresome. Unless you're a triathlon goofball it's just too. much. work.

Also, S&M is fucking retarded.

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What is S&M?

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What is S&M?



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Sorry, can't really watch youtube videos at work. Is S&M sadism and masochism? If so, what's weird about that? Seems to be on the pretty tame side of kinky.

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Surprised with all the discussion of size there isn't anything about shape or curvature.

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Sorry, can't really watch youtube videos at work. Is S&M sadism and masochism? If so, what's weird about that? Seems to be on the pretty tame side of kinky.


Well, there are obviously variants. Adult book store level S&M is furry handcuffs and wispy little whips. That's child's play compared to some of the brutal, nasty, INSANE things that S&M can entail. It's generally though about humiliation and domination (which falls under BDSM), again, in varying degrees. Sometimes it's just being bossy and talking dirty, other times it's pissing and shitting in someone's mouth while you call them a dirty toilet cunt.

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I feel like pissing and shitting brings in whole new elements into the kink. As a stand-alone, S&M isn't so bad, but once your start adding other elements, then yeah, it gets worse of course.

PS - I'm a kinky motherfucka, but pissing and shitting kinks is something I will never willingly participate in.

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It's a slippery slope. Furry handcuffs are just a gateway to shit eating.

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As long as you do what's comfortable and try not to judge...

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I'm surprised 2 girls 1 cup hasn't been posted yet

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Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards.

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loyalfromlondon.

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Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards.

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much at this post.

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Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards.

OMG :funny:

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards.


Gross.


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See, what did I say? Handcuffs are a gateway to poop!!

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Libs wrote:
Dr. Lecter wrote:
Hehehe, I heard a story about a guy here who was kind of into (soft) kinky stuff and told that to a girl he hooked up with once. Let his wrists being tied to a bed. Before he realized what's happening, the girl brought herself in position to take a dump on his chest. I believe he got out before the worst, but he said he couldn't get hard for like a week afterwards.


Gross.


WTF, the cleveland steamer? LOL!


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oh my. :|


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Isn't there a similar plot point in Movie 43?

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that's gross lol

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Damn away for a little while and threads like this pop up!!


Gez, don't lie: You have the biggest penis of all of us.


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I doubt that. Just under 6.5 but girth is on the high end.

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MadGez wrote:
Magnus wrote:
MadGez wrote:
Damn away for a little while and threads like this pop up!!


Gez, don't lie: You have the biggest penis of all of us.


:funny:

I doubt that. Just under 6.5 but girth is on the high end.


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