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 Discussion of Penis Sizes 
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So, umm, you checked out that dude's erect penis shape, yes? Umm....

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So, umm, you checked out that dude's erect penis shape, yes? Umm....


Ha, well we were very good, close friends. He had said to me before our incident*, at which point I was like "Ah, now I see what you meant". I didn't think it was odd, I'm comfortable with myself & him, it wasn't a big deal. He was actually one of those people you would never guess was hung, either. I totally thought he was full of it until that point.

*may or may not have been some group activity during college.

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So how did it feel, giving him oral?

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Excel is such a weirdo. Never ceases to amuse me though.

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I didn't give him oral or touch it or whatever. Nothing would be wrong with it if I did, if that is what you're insinuating, but I didn't and wasn't really curious, either. It was moreso...each of us with a girl in the same room. The 2 girls started going all lesbo & my friend n I just watched.

Aren't you from europe? I know you know people with similar stories dont lie. Last time I was in Prague... :grrr: :grrr:

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Excel is such a weirdo. Never ceases to amuse me though.


:oops: Heeeeeeeey. I'm just open and honest on this anonymous forum.

Everybody is pretty f'ing weird deep down. If you're not, you're the Mitt Romney type who seems so "awe shucks/I wont invest in a company which makes R movies" perfect that is just annoys everyone.

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Batnanna wrote:
Excel is such a weirdo. Never ceases to amuse me though.


:oops: Heeeeeeeey. I'm just open and honest on this anonymous forum.

Everybody is pretty f'ing weird deep down. If you're not, you're the Mitt Romney type who seems so "awe shucks/I wont invest in a company which makes R movies" perfect that is just annoys everyone.

Wasn't saying there was anything wrong with you. I love you! And yeah, we're all pretty weird I'd say. Look at the company we obviously enjoy around here. We'd have to be weird to hang around a place like this.

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I didn't give him oral or touch it or whatever. Nothing would be wrong with it if I did, if that is what you're insinuating, but I didn't and wasn't really curious, either. It was moreso...each of us with a girl in the same room. The 2 girls started going all lesbo & my friend n I just watched.


So,while he watched the 2 girls, you watched his dick.

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Aren't you from europe? I know you know people with similar stories dont lie. Last time I was in Prague... :grrr: :grrr:


Well, yes, Germany is still Europe (and soon paying for half of it to) :)

I never said there aren't similar stories here, or even crazier, that I know of.

Also, Prague is yet an entirely different matter. Been there a few times too. :D

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So,while he watched the 2 girls, you watched his dick.


I said I didnt touch HIS. I watched the girls for a minute before getting bored. Forget what really happened, but my hands touch anything. His hands.... :whistle:

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Well, yes, Germany is still Europe (and soon paying for half of it to) :).


Ha, true.

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Also, Prague is yet an entirely different matter. Been there a few times too. :D


You probably have personally done more wild things I;ve discussed here. Isn't that like taught in sex ed in germany? :shades:

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Nah, I haven't done much wild stuff. I know a few people who have, though.

This kinda begs for another thread now.

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Nah, I haven't done much wild stuff. I know a few people who have, though.

This kinda begs for another thread now.

Wildest things people have done? I can't share that info. Illegal stuff. :|

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Nah, I haven't done much wild stuff. I know a few people who have, though.

This kinda begs for another thread now.

Wildest things people have done? I can't share that info. Illegal stuff. :|


Illegal sexual stuff? :|

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Batnanna is a pedophile?

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I was kidding!

Well actually, there was one thing that was kind of illegal, more like a breaking and enterting kind of thing. I didn't realize that's what I was doing at the time, since technically the place was not locked. More just entering then breaking and entering I guess. That's as bad as my illegal activities get, I promise.

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Average, but slightly large considering my small height and body frame.

Similar, I'm only 5'5.

6.5" x 5.5, not monstrous, but I'm not complaining.

But you're black!

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Wild sex is something I'm not into. I loathed the group experiences Ive had and would not like a threesome. I enjoy being very close/intimate, though as mentioned, my partners always want it sloooow. Wild sex like one might watch in a porno would just be entirely exhausting and a bit too...idk, I'd feel dirty doing it that style. Like, "just penetration" and on kissing, cuddling, etc etc. The folks who are into sm and all that are just creepy.

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Sex like a pornstar isn't that crazy. Sometimes, all the intimacy is just overrated. Though I always say, how can someone not think of wild sex as intimate. You can't go deeper cuddling. pun intended. In all seriousness, its best to find the cross of the two. I wouldn't really call S&M creepy either. Annoying definitely.

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I'm not into S&M at all but I'm not going to judge others who are. A little light spanking isn't bad ;).


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Damn away for a little while and threads like this pop up!!

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I feel like this thread is almost Oral Sex thread level.

Plus this totally reminds of that South Park episode where they go around measuring....so here's the official calculator:
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When did Madgez' penis size became known by all?


I even remember Korrgan worshiping it

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OK, fine, since you asked. A true story:

I used to work at the New York Renaissance Faire, where my wife owned a booth. I'd wear tights with my costume.

Early on, a group of "wenches" who sing at the faire came by, saw me, said "Oh my" and started singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" with a large emphasis on the "swing low" part.

Just sayin'.

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Nothing sexy happens at a renaissance fair.

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I wore a vintage superman costume for halloween once and everyone called me SuperCrotch

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