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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I measured mine the other day and I used to be 6 inches but now I am 7 inches fully erect.
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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
That's odd. Kinda like I used to have blue eyes, until I was about 14. Now they're green. Also, totally off subject. Magnus, I was just reading some really old threads at filmgasm, and I came across one that you started about how you miss the old days when we had threads like the Man Club and the Night Shift. It made me sad to read that. We usd to have so much fun. And now practically everyone is gone.
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Excel
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Just like the oral sex thread. Everybody who is in the average 5-6 range thinks guys who 7 1/2 and beyond have it made, like sex is magically just amazing when you're well endowed. I'm not like that guy who is 13 inches flacced & gets stopped in airports - his name is Jonah Falcon, IIRC - but I'm at the range beyond that "perfect" 7 1/2 x 5 1/2 range where it is often uncomfortable for partners without lots of foreplay and going quite slow. It's still a lot of fun and she greatly enjoys it, but it took time to master it. Can't go in THAT deep or theres bleeding, can't go too fast or there are grimaces and her entire body tenses up. The pornstars who take those surgically enhanced things relentlessly must be pretty much destroyed down there. Like, women taking 9 inch penis's all the way, they're going in that area beyond the back wall which can feel incredible, or feel like you're literally being stabbed. The doc's have to just appalled by what their insides look like. I think the guys who fall in the 7 1/4th - 7 3/4th inch in length & the ones with 5 1/4th to 5 3/4th in girth really have it made. It's perfect for everyone. I think under 6 1/2 would be less than ideal, and over 7 3/4 is when it gets painful. Kind of like how no men would really like Dolly Partons breats (theyd suffocate you), its the same deal. this thread has inspired me to measure for the first time since like 2000.
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Excel wrote: Can't go in THAT deep or theres bleeding, can't go too fast or there are grimaces and her entire body tenses up. Granted, my woman has one of the smaller bags I've had, but it's the same story everywhere. The pornstars who take those surgically enhanced things relentlessly must be pretty much destroyed down there. Like, women taking 9 inch penis's all the way, they're going in that area beyond the back wall which can feel incredible, or feel like you're literally being stabbed. The doc's have to just appalled by what their insides look like. Excel is all class.
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Excel
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Algren wrote: Excel wrote: Can't go in THAT deep or theres bleeding, can't go too fast or there are grimaces and her entire body tenses up. Granted, my woman has one of the smaller bags I've had, but it's the same story everywhere. The pornstars who take those surgically enhanced things relentlessly must be pretty much destroyed down there. Like, women taking 9 inch penis's all the way, they're going in that area beyond the back wall which can feel incredible, or feel like you're literally being stabbed. The doc's have to just appalled by what their insides look like. Excel is all class. She is pretty average. Vags is what I meant to type.
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Excel wrote: Algren wrote: Excel wrote: Can't go in THAT deep or theres bleeding, can't go too fast or there are grimaces and her entire body tenses up. Granted, my woman has one of the smaller bags I've had, but it's the same story everywhere. The pornstars who take those surgically enhanced things relentlessly must be pretty much destroyed down there. Like, women taking 9 inch penis's all the way, they're going in that area beyond the back wall which can feel incredible, or feel like you're literally being stabbed. The doc's have to just appalled by what their insides look like. Excel is all class. She is pretty average. Vags is what I meant to type. Oh, well that makes all the difference.
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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Do you suppose she'd approve of you posting this if she saw it?
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I've got Magnus covered soft. More of a shower than a grower, though. I'll see next time I'm feeling it. IIRC, Magnus has said he is overweight. Some dudes have like fat down there which takes away. If measurment includes pressing the ruler into like an inch of fat, its kindof a fake measurement.
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Speaking of penis size, anybody ever wanting a good laugh should go to yahoo answers & search penis size. A bunch of guys will post "Im 15 and 8 inches, is this big?!" or "My girlfriend bleeds from my huge cock, how do I shrink it!" & theyre totally trolling. The responses are always hilarious. Batnanna wrote: Do you suppose she'd approve of you posting this if she saw it?
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
This thread needs some humour.
We need xiayun to give his measurements.
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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Algren wrote: This thread needs some humour.
We need xiayun to give his measurements.
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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Excel wrote: I've got Magnus covered soft. More of a shower than a grower, though. I'll see next time I'm feeling it. IIRC, Magnus has said he is overweight. Some dudes have like fat down there which takes away. If measurment includes pressing the ruler into like an inch of fat, its kindof a fake measurement. He's not fat! He's pleasantly plump.
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Not seen an image of Magnus. It'd be interested to see one.
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Batnanna wrote: Excel wrote: I've got Magnus covered soft. More of a shower than a grower, though. I'll see next time I'm feeling it. IIRC, Magnus has said he is overweight. Some dudes have like fat down there which takes away. If measurment includes pressing the ruler into like an inch of fat, its kindof a fake measurement. He's not fat! He's pleasantly plump. I don't think everyone gets fat in the same places, I just remember reading about it on urban dcktionary.
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
This won't take off like the oral sex thread Excel wrote: Everybody who is in the average 5-6 range thinks guys who 7 1/2 and beyond have it made, like sex is magically just amazing when you're well endowed. Trust me, it is. You'll never meet a woman that wishes it was smaller. I agree that Sex is all about performance though, nothing to do with size, but the size is more than half the battle. Think of it like an aircraft carrier, it'll get you there much easier then a rowboat, but it's still all up to your strategy and men to take a beach, and hold it.
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Algren wrote: Not seen an image of Magnus. It'd be interested to see one. ? He is the guy from Slumdog millionaire. Not even joking.
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Excel wrote: Algren wrote: Not seen an image of Magnus. It'd be interested to see one. ? He is the guy from Slumdog millionaire. Not even joking. So he's extremely thin then..
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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Algren wrote: Not seen an image of Magnus. It'd be interested to see one. I have! He's kinda cute in a goofy sort of way.
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Thegun wrote: You'll never meet a woman that wishes it was smaller. I live with one who wishes just that, SmallER. Not "small", no. I think she'd take 8 1/2 over 5 1/2. But, it is kind of like how most men would not enjoy what this woman has to offer For example, everyone pretty much knows two spots on the inside really get things going well. There are many things you can do, but hitting the G spot & the spot towards the back/kind of 'down' will have them o'ing over and over, right? A guy ith a 6 incher might need to be all the way in to hit the spot in the back. but when he does, it will feel quite good. If I hit that spot, many times, I am on too deep & she is more uncomfortable than feeling good. She' "adjusted" since we've met & it's better now than it used to be, but it's still pretty obvious she would likely enjoy someone just a bit smaller. Obviously there are worse issues to have, but again, it's very true. Much much MUCH rather be an 8 inch guy than a 9 inch guy, or espec. a 10 inch guy (if those people really exist).
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batnanna
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Surely there is an operation for that?
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publicenemy#1
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I'm Asian. That is all.
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Brian
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
Mine is large and fat
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Algren
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I suppose after this thread, all we have left to talk about is the shape of our anuses.
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David
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Re: Discussion of Penis Sizes
I have to agree with Excel: his girlfriend does have a very tight bag.
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