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Groucho
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:30 pm Posts: 12096 Location: Stroudsburg, PA
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 Can you pass the US citizenship test?
A recent study showed that 3.5% -- that's not a typo -- only 3.5% of High School graduates in Arizona could pass a US citizenship test. There's something very wrong there, although it helps to explain things like Sarah Palin. How well can you do? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/I got a 95% because I missed the question that asked which form I should use for taking my citizenship exam. I don't think that one should count though, so as far as I am concerned, I got a 100%. (Then again, I am a political junkie with degrees in Political Science and Law).
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I got 80%, I'll take that.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:20 am |
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Krem
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I got 100%.
Two weeks ago, when I actually passed the U.S. Citizenship test at INS. Awaiting ceremony now.
Look out, U.S., I can vote now!
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:25 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
Remember to wear Ukrainian flag underwear when you take the oath of allegiance, just so its cancelled out!
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:30 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
85% Got number 8, 19, and 20 wrong. 
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:33 am |
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Krem
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park
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Variante Ascari wrote: Remember to wear Ukrainian flag underwear when you take the oath of allegiance, just so its cancelled out! I'm afraid it might get soiled because of all the excitement.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:37 am |
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Krem
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
By the way, the real test is not multiple choice.
AND I had to do a reading a writing sample.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:39 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I love people who are sworn in citizens.
It makes me appreciate America more.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:44 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I think its time they introduce monthly tests for Chip with deportation to the Sandwich Island's in the event of failure.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:46 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I'd be fine with that.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:47 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I never said what type's of tests. Risky move Chiplington.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:48 am |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
100%.
What I didn't know was that I was sworn in before Krem.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:55 am |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Variante Ascari wrote: I think its time they introduce monthly tests for Chip with deportation to the Sandwich Island's in the event of failure. Off-topic: Gulli, FYI I just got an e-mail from Amazon recommending me to buy Predator 2. 
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:58 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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Valley Guy 6.0 wrote: Variante Ascari wrote: I think its time they introduce monthly tests for Chip with deportation to the Sandwich Island's in the event of failure. Off-topic: Gulli, FYI I just got an e-mail from Amazon recommending me to buy Predator 2.  hA! Amazon needs to recommend you this even more! http://www.amazon.com/Three-Official-T- ... B000NZW3IYRead the reviews.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:00 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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100% woooooo
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Tyler
Powered By Hate
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:55 pm Posts: 7578 Location: Torrington, CT
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100%.
Goddamn, people are stupid.
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nghtvsn
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Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11016 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
I got 80%
I missed
when the constitution was written the original 13 states were the senate doesn't select justices (I think this question is a trick one, the pres selects but the Senate really selects them they just word it as "confirms") the INS form
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Tyler wrote: 100%.
Goddamn, people are stupid. Name all 27 amendments.
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nghtvsn
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Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11016 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
Groucho wrote: A recent study showed that 3.5% -- that's not a typo -- only 3.5% of High School graduates in Arizona could pass a US citizenship test. There's something very wrong there, although it helps to explain things like Sarah Palin. How well can you do? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/I got a 95% because I missed the question that asked which form I should use for taking my citizenship exam. I don't think that one should count though, so as far as I am concerned, I got a 100%. (Then again, I am a political junkie with degrees in Political Science and Law). I think the problem here is that classes like social studies and government keep getting put on the back burner or glossed over for a intensive focus on more math and science courses. Maybe they aren't even taught anymore. I remember when I was in high school government and social sciences were a semester each. Plus, I think most high school students don't really care about these subjects in school.
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Well... only 3.5% of High School graduates in Az are not idiots.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:15 pm |
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Jedi Master Carr
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Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:51 pm Posts: 11637
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 Re: Can you pass the US citizenship test?
Groucho wrote: A recent study showed that 3.5% -- that's not a typo -- only 3.5% of High School graduates in Arizona could pass a US citizenship test. There's something very wrong there, although it helps to explain things like Sarah Palin. How well can you do? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/I got a 95% because I missed the question that asked which form I should use for taking my citizenship exam. I don't think that one should count though, so as far as I am concerned, I got a 100%. (Then again, I am a political junkie with degrees in Political Science and Law). I got 95% as well I missed the same question as you. That is something I had to guess at.
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:42 pm |
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Jim Halpert
Stanley Cup
Joined: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:52 pm Posts: 6981 Location: Hockey Town
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missed the amendment about voting and how many changes there were. so 18 out of 20
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Mandeep
The Dark Knight
Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:22 pm Posts: 740
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I got 75% but I am a Canadian so an knowledge of the American system is not learned from School at all. Well I misread " In what year was the Constitution written" I just saw 1776 and went, okay.. I was thinking Declaration of Independence I got "Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights?" Well I never heard of that before... I misread " 14. Who selects the Supreme Court justices? :" I thought Senate but however they only accept or reject... Got the Form Question Wrong, How would I know that as a Canadian...  I would say the average person would easily fail this test.
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Jeff
Christian's #1 Fan
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:25 pm Posts: 28110 Location: Awaiting my fate
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90%.
Missed the voting amendment question and the INS form question (and I should have known I just filled out a "request for exception" form for a patient...oops).
Most of them I knew without reviewing the multiple choice parts.
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:08 pm |
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Andrew
Lover of Bacon
Joined: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:05 pm Posts: 4197 Location: Sherwood Forest, UK
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Interestingly I made everyone in my office take the UK Citizenship (Life in the UK) test this week so that they could better advise our students what it contains. Every single one of them failed. If i only i could deport them all.
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