is a rotund radio talk show host, bloated political commentator, and porcine conservative television personality. Though he makes his thoroughly well-deserved $35 million a year by regularly castigating liberals as “dope-smoking hippies,” Rush Limbaugh is himself a well-documented “prescription” drug abuser. Limbaugh seems thoroughly untroubled by this, mostly because hypocrisy has become such a major part of the modern Republican platform, right alongside guns, creationism, and yellow ribbon bumper decals. Oh, and lest it go unsaid: Rush Limbaugh is a dick; a huge one.

is a conservative political commentator, a radio and television host, a Fred Flintstone lookalike, and a dick.
What makes Hannity’s particular brand of dickishness stand out from the hundreds of other right-wing blowhards reciting GOP talking points over the airwaves is the fact that he pretends to also allow a liberal counterpoint. This “counterpoint” is often delivered by an inept sparring partner, and in the rare case that an actual counter-argument is presented, Hannity immediately puts an end to it via his patented dick methods of: a) yelling over his opponent like a maniac; b) changing the subject to an argument he feels he can win; c) lying; or d) ending the interview and cutting off his opponent before they can make their point.

is the current governor of Alaska, Republican vice presidential candidate, a compulsive breeder, and a major lady dick.
The only thing Sarah Palin seems to enjoy more than having children is giving those children ridiculous names and inadequate sex education.
Palin served as both a city councilor and mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, a nightmare of suburban sprawl located in the armpit of the state’s two major highways. Somehow, she was elected governor of Alaska in 2006, not only becoming the first woman, but also the hottest chick ever to hold the office.

On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain performed perhaps the greatest political mindfuck in American history by announcing that he had chosen Sarah Palin as his running mate. Palin celebrated by ovulating.