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Corpse
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 Nailin' Palin Quote: Oct 3rd, 2008 by C. Brahkowski The always classy Larry Flint has fast tracked a new film entitled Nailin’ Palin in hopes that it will reach the sweaty palms of the unwashed masses before Election Day this November. Your VP-hopeful will be played by pr0n star Lisa Ann. Brinson assures us her previous work is top notch. The peeps over at Hustler were even nice enough to slip TMZ a sample of the script. While not nearly as complex as Log Jammin’, I can’t help but feel like this one might sell pretty well. And by “sell†I mean be leaked to the innerwebs and find its way to 87% of the hard drives in America. Leaked Script Scene: http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/100 ... rn_opt.pdf_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
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Shack
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Re: Nailin' Palin I'm there  Though realistically they could've gotten someone with a bit more resemblence. I mean I know she'll have the glasse and hair done up and stuff by the time, but the D++ cup, seemingly half spanish blood, and age, might ruin the imitation. _________________Shack’s top 50 tv shows - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=90227
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trixster
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Re: Nailin' Palin That script was pretty much the greatest thing ever.
"Sure would like you to come over here and ---k --r ----s"
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MadGez
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Re: Nailin' Palin haha look forward to it.
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Jim Halpert
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Re: Nailin' Palin Magnus wrote: MadGez wrote: Magnus - your avatar is gold! Creepy but Gold!  i think it sucks
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Rev
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Re: Nailin' Palin  best actress best actor best supporting actor best picture best director best fx best cinematography
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Groucho
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Re: Nailin' Palin Gee, I can't imagine what happens next in that scene!
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Tyler
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Re: Nailin' Palin I watched it with all three eyes.
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Floydboy
ha ha, charade you are
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Re: Nailin' Palin Poor Russians ... they don't know what they've got themselves into (well, kind of...).
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Shack
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Re: Nailin' Palin _________________Shack’s top 50 tv shows - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=90227
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Nailin' Palin Shack wrote: I'm there Though realistically they could've gotten someone with a bit more resemblence. I mean I know she'll have the glasse and hair done up and stuff by the time, but the D++ cup, seemingly half spanish blood, and age, might ruin the imitation.
... or is it?!
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bABA
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Re: Nailin' Palin i find the idea of this to be pretty vile and revolting. like her or hate her, despise her attitude, her way of talking, at the end of the day shes a real person. she has real kids and family. i'm not sure about you but i'd be disgusted to know there is a porn out there based upon my mom or sister.
this was never very funny to begin with.
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Loyal
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Re: Nailin' Palin bABA wrote: i'm not sure about you but i'd be disgusted to know there is a porn out there based upon my mom or sister. Arsi, it's really important that you listen to me and what I'm about to say. DO NOT, under any circumstances, go to Redtube.
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bABA
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Re: Nailin' Palin loyalfromlondon wrote: bABA wrote: i'm not sure about you but i'd be disgusted to know there is a porn out there based upon my mom or sister. Arsi, it's really important that you listen to me and what I'm about to say. DO NOT, under any circumstances, go to Redtube. **Queues in Darth Vader** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**End Darth Vader**
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