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snack
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 One Liners They're always fun. Nothing more than a few sentences please. Paul Begala, former Clinton strategist: Quote: When you're 72 and you have had four bouts with cancer, you ought to choose a qualified VP.
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Anita Hussein Briem
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Re: One Liners Sarah Palin, McCain's new VP: Quote: What is it exactly that the VP does every day?
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snack
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Re: One Liners Senator John McCain, August 2008 Quote: In the 21st century, nations don't invade other nations Oh, and a little bit of semi-vintage goodness: Quote: And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! BbbbYeeaaaaaahhhhhhhaaawwwwww! Howard Dean, January 2004
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Neostorm
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Re: One Liners I liked this one from Palin's speech "We've got to challenge the status quo!"
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snack
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Re: One Liners Neostorm wrote: I liked this one from Palin's speech "We've got to challenge the status quo!" That is no zinger. 
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snack
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Re: One Liners Jack Cafferty, CNN Quote: Last night (referring to Obama's speech at the DNC) CNN got more viewers than the F-Word Network and MSQRNBZ combined.
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Neostorm
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Re: One Liners snack wrote: Neostorm wrote: I liked this one from Palin's speech "We've got to challenge the status quo!" That is no zinger. I just found it funny because after she said it there was an awkward pause, suggesting that the Republicans are the status quo at the present.... well i found it funny 
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Groucho
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Re: One Liners "With an agenda like that, it makes sense that George Bush and John McCain will be together next week in the Twin Cities. Because these days they're awfully hard to tell apart." -- Hillary Clinton
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Beeblebrox
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Re: One Liners Groucho wrote: "With an agenda like that, it makes sense that George Bush and John McCain will be together next week in the Twin Cities. Because these days they're awfully hard to tell apart." -- Hillary Clinton I loved that one.
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A. G.
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Re: One Liners "I'm not sure that voters will see "But McCain really might die in office!" as a bug, rather than a feature." - Atlantic Monthly columnist Megan McArdle reacting to Palin's speech.
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kypade
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Re: One Liners snack wrote: Jack Cafferty, CNN Quote: Last night (referring to Obama's speech at the DNC) CNN got more viewers than the F-Word Network and MSQRNBZ combined. He really said that? Awesome.
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