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Anyone who calls The Phantom Menace a masterpiece has serious issues, such as a strange sexual attraction to moronic talking lizards, or maybe they've just found the perfect relief for a case of masochism:
Whatever man just go along with the crowd and say The Phantom Menace sucks: you know you like it. You just don't want to admit it because you are too scared and will hide behind movies like Citizen Kane and the Godfather.