Say goodbye to your money, hypocrite

Poor Bradley. How many majors does your man Phil have in his career?

How many Majors does Tiger have?

None, in spirit, because he's a bad sport.

“The Tournament Director, Mike Stewart, has reviewed the incident and feels there has been a breach of the Tour Code of Conduct and consequently Tiger Woods will be fined,” the European Tour said in a statement.

The tour said it would not disclose the amount of the fine.

The tour’s code of conduct states that when a player becomes a member, he “voluntarily submits himself to standards of behavior and ethical conduct beyond those required of ordinary golfers and members of the public.”

Ewen Murray, a commentator for Britain’s Sky Sports, said on air after seeing Woods spit on the second tee during the second round that it was “one of the ugliest things you will ever see on a golf course.”

On Sunday, after Woods spit on the 12th round, Murray said on air that “somebody now has to come behind him and maybe putt over his spit. It does not get much lower than that.”

Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia played alongside one another in the final round of the Dubai Desert Classic. Both men began Sunday one off the lead and each shot 3-over-par 75 to finish tied 20th, seven behind champion Alvaro Quiros.

The promising pairing turned into a pair of petulant children trying to annoy and ignore one another. The lowlight of many lowlights came when Woods hocked up a two-pound loogie on the 12th green, which might have been the only thing Garcia, who once spit into the bottom of a hole after retrieving his ball, appreciated. These two used to dazzle. Now it's like watching Nick Nolte and Steven Wright play.